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Post by 2nd May 1990 on Sept 25, 2018 20:09:25 GMT
The beard can get through a whole day without a row with his missus. And there’s not even any simmering resentment.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Sept 25, 2018 20:10:34 GMT
The beard can get through a whole day without a row with his missus. And there’s not even any simmering resentment. Oh come on, keep them believable.
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Post by aghast on Sept 25, 2018 20:55:01 GMT
The Beard invented WD40.
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Post by stapletongas on Sept 26, 2018 19:24:26 GMT
Some say that one of his eyes is a testie, and that he was turned down for ‘I’m a Celebrity’ because people have heard of him. All we know is he’s called the Beard.
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Post by dexygas on Sept 26, 2018 20:28:37 GMT
Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world, if you turn your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts
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Post by dexygas on Sept 26, 2018 20:37:58 GMT
Some say that after making love he bites the head off his partner, and that he’s had to give up binge drinking now that it’s got to £1.18 a litre
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Post by wsmjohn on Sept 26, 2018 21:40:52 GMT
Just a great guy with a passion that gives everything to the masses, all hale the beard UTG
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Post by james246 on Sept 27, 2018 21:32:50 GMT
How Tall is The Beard?
Taller than The Statue Of Liberty
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Post by midlandgas213 on Sept 27, 2018 21:38:45 GMT
Just a great guy with a passion that gives everything to the masses, all hale the beard UTG Totally awesome
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Post by socrates on Sept 27, 2018 21:48:53 GMT
And he actually got it right first time and only called it 40 because that’s his favourite number of miles he likes to run each night.
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Post by Marshy on Sept 28, 2018 6:15:24 GMT
Just a great guy with a passion that gives everything to the masses, all hale the beard UTG Totally awesome Yes, on a parr with DC I would say. Wouldn’t you agree Midland?
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Post by midlandgas213 on Sept 28, 2018 8:05:45 GMT
Yes, on a parr with DC I would say. Wouldn’t you agree Midland? I said awesome not awful
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Post by Newton Abbot Gas on Sept 28, 2018 18:15:58 GMT
It is rumoured that The Beard was once Steven Segal's minder.....UTG..
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Sept 28, 2018 19:11:48 GMT
Yes, on a parr with DC I would say. Wouldn’t you agree Midland? I said awesome not awful aweshole
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2018 13:28:52 GMT
When the Beard does a press-up, he doesn't push his body up, but he pushes the Earth down !
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Post by Hugo the Elder on May 8, 2019 11:32:23 GMT
Bump.
Sad to see you go Stuart.
You will be missed.
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Post by Hudson1883 on May 8, 2019 12:09:57 GMT
What a wonderful thread this is.
18/08/2015 Luton Town Away
That is all. Pure footballing poetry.
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Post by baggins on May 8, 2019 12:14:57 GMT
What a wonderful thread this is. 18/08/2015 Luton Town Away That is all. Pure footballing poetry. I remember that.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2019 12:18:08 GMT
Really sad to see him go. The sort of guy you always want to be have some sort of role within the club. Best of luck Sincs - thanks for the great memories.
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Post by Okebournegas on May 8, 2019 12:36:18 GMT
What a guy !!! Massive massive personality with an even bigger never say die attitude , gave more than 100% every game without fail. A true gas hero who was influential in bringing our rovers back !!! Will be sorely missed.
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