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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 16:11:07 GMT
Stuart Sinclair can start a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
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Post by miamigas on Dec 5, 2014 16:24:01 GMT
Stuart Sinclair IS the most interesting man in the world
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 17:05:49 GMT
Stuart Sinclair prefers blondes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 17:11:23 GMT
Stuart Sinclair can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves.
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Post by socrates on Dec 5, 2014 17:13:22 GMT
Stuart Sinclair can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves. And win a game of chess without even entering the room.
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Post by socrates on Dec 5, 2014 17:13:58 GMT
He'll probably play sh**e tomorrow now after all this !!:/
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 18:01:54 GMT
When it rains Sruart Sinclair does not get wet. The rain gets Stuart Sinclaired.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 18:45:13 GMT
I've heard he can put flat-pack furniture together with his feet....
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Post by miamigas on Dec 5, 2014 18:52:19 GMT
They say his blood smells of expensive aftershave and that his hands feel like rich brown suede.
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Post by Newton Abbot Gas on Dec 5, 2014 19:03:16 GMT
He knows where Shergar and Lord Lucan are hiding..
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Post by BishopstonBRFC on Dec 5, 2014 19:16:35 GMT
I've heard he's the only man to ever sing in the Welling away end.
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Post by miamigas on Dec 5, 2014 20:20:27 GMT
Once, while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 20:28:15 GMT
Stuart Sinclair is the only man known to have counted up to infinity.
Twice.
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Post by miamigas on Dec 5, 2014 20:33:20 GMT
Stuart Sinclair lives vicariously........through himself!
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Post by Newton Abbot Gas on Dec 5, 2014 20:35:19 GMT
He also discovered how to split the atom using a bicycle puncture repair kit a can of 3 in 1 oil and a swiss army knife...UTG.
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Post by Cantankerous Gas on Dec 5, 2014 20:46:36 GMT
In his spare time Stuart Sinclair plays mind tricks on jedi's. "This is not The Beard you are looking for"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 21:02:35 GMT
Freddie Kruger has nightmares about Stuart Sinclair.
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Post by miamigas on Dec 5, 2014 21:17:14 GMT
Apparently he is fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 21:20:40 GMT
When Sinclair sets his watch, time re-adjusts itself.
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Post by miamigas on Dec 5, 2014 21:35:40 GMT
The police often question him, not about crimes, just because they find him so interesting.
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