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Post by cagastrophy on Dec 5, 2014 21:58:45 GMT
I hear if he turns his back and returns to his burrow we are due two more weeks of winter
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Post by aghast on Dec 5, 2014 22:12:37 GMT
He spoke to Ras in a vision and told him to set up Gaschat.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 22:23:04 GMT
He spoke to Ras in a vision and told him to set up Gaschat. partially true. He was there when I got home. Span round in my chair to reveal himself whilst stroking a snake and demanded my cooperation.
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 5, 2014 22:24:00 GMT
he is Ras Tafari
and Keyser Söze
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 5, 2014 22:27:52 GMT
Apparently he is fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks. ah, now I understand why he's going out with Polly Glot
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 5, 2014 22:38:52 GMT
When Stuart .Sinclair does push ups he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. I was told by someone that the world was held up by Stuart Sinclair. I asked the person what was holding up Stuart Sinclair? he said 'Another Stuart Sinclair', to which I asked 'oh, so what is THAT Stuart Sinclair standing on?' he replied 'ah, you can't catch me out, it's Stuart Sinclair's ALL the way down...'
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 22:58:56 GMT
apparently he created the world in 5 days... and he built rome in 22hrs and 12mins...
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Post by Newton Abbot Gas on Dec 5, 2014 23:16:35 GMT
He is so quick that on his way out he meets himself coming back in ..
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 0:06:39 GMT
I am Stuart Sinclair.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 0:10:04 GMT
no, i'm stuart Sinclair and so's my wife....
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Post by WeAreTheGas on Dec 6, 2014 0:54:33 GMT
Who?
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Post by miamigas on Dec 6, 2014 0:55:19 GMT
Cuba imports cigars from him
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Post by miamigas on Dec 6, 2014 1:06:11 GMT
When it rains Sruart Sinclair does not get wet. The rain gets Stuart Sinclaired. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 1:27:26 GMT
When it rains Sruart Sinclair does not get wet. The rain gets Stuart Sinclaired. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad. stuart Sinclair doesn't think sadly.... I bet you right now he's working out how to get from tiberias to ein gev the shortest route by foot....
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 6, 2014 2:02:48 GMT
When it rains Sruart Sinclair does not get wet. The rain gets Stuart Sinclaired. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad. when God gave out tears he gave the exclusive contract to Stuart Sinclair
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 6, 2014 2:08:52 GMT
stuart is a C5, a ZX81, a QL, and a TV80.
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 6, 2014 2:10:07 GMT
The greatest lie the Devil ever told was that Stuart Sinclair didn't exist
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Post by blackthorngas on Dec 6, 2014 7:20:50 GMT
When he farts, a little puff of awesomeness is left in the room.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 8:08:38 GMT
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Post by Gasshole on Dec 6, 2014 8:33:09 GMT
Ever wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? They heard Stuart Sinclair was on the way. That dude could fly a submarine.
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