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Post by Antonio Fargas on Apr 28, 2015 19:17:58 GMT
Dear Irene,
Could you please settle this disagreement between me and my wife. Earlier today she lost a ring. It was not a particularly special ring, merely one she had bought for herself because she liked it. She was in a bit of a strop when she got home from work and despite my best efforts would not cheer up.
In the end, I had to say, 'Don't be a w**ker, it's just a ring.'
And she replied, 'Well, you get watered off when you lose the football, and that's not even a thing, so you're a bigger w**ker.'
I replied, 'No I'm not. You are.'
And she said, 'No, you are.'
But our disagreement could not be resolved. So, Dear Irene, please settle this dispute for us; is it worse to lose a thing, or to lose a football match?
Sincerely,
Perplexed of Horfield.
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Post by RD on Apr 28, 2015 19:21:16 GMT
You were definitely correct.
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Post by socrates on Apr 28, 2015 19:27:54 GMT
Dear Irene, Could you please settle this disagreement between me and my wife. Earlier today she lost a ring. It was not a particularly special ring, merely one she had bought for herself because she liked it. She was in a bit of a strop when she got home from work and despite my best efforts would not cheer up. In the end, I had to say, 'Don't be a bilge rat, it's just a ring.' And she replied, 'Well, you get watered off when you lose the football, and that's not even a thing, so you're a bigger bilge rat.' I replied, 'No I'm not. You are.' And she said, 'No, you are.' But our disagreement could not be resolved. So, Dear Irene, please settle this dispute for us; is it worse to lose a thing, or to lose a football match? Sincerely, Perplexed of Horfield. If you lose a ring you can buy a new one the next day and you'll immediately forget about the old one it may even still turn up. If you lose a football match its gone forever you have to wait at least a few days for another one and if it's a massive football match then you may never truly recover from it. If it was her wedding ring then maybe she'd have a bit of a point but it wasn't so she hasn't. |
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Post by RD on Apr 28, 2015 19:29:09 GMT
Dear Irene, Could you please settle this disagreement between me and my wife. Earlier today she lost a ring. It was not a particularly special ring, merely one she had bought for herself because she liked it. She was in a bit of a strop when she got home from work and despite my best efforts would not cheer up. In the end, I had to say, 'Don't be a bilge rat, it's just a ring.' And she replied, 'Well, you get watered off when you lose the football, and that's not even a thing, so you're a bigger bilge rat.' I replied, 'No I'm not. You are.' And she said, 'No, you are.' But our disagreement could not be resolved. So, Dear Irene, please settle this dispute for us; is it worse to lose a thing, or to lose a football match? Sincerely, Perplexed of Horfield. If you lose a ring you can buy a new one the next day and you'll immediately forget about the old one it may even still turn up. If you lose a football match its gone forever you have to wait at least a few days for another one and if it's a massive football match then you may never truly recover from it. If it was her wedding ring she wouldn't be a complete bilge rat, but as it wasn't, she is. Fixed. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 19:37:42 GMT
Ask her if personal possessions are more important than love, honor, loyalty and emotional investment in fellow human beings.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 19:41:51 GMT
curly fries are importanter than rings  |
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Apr 28, 2015 19:42:07 GMT
Ask her if personal possessions are more important than love, honor, loyalty and emotional investment in fellow human beings. No chance. I imagine she'd think I'm supposed to love and honour her, not the Rovers. |
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Post by inee on Apr 28, 2015 19:55:13 GMT
If you lose a ring you can buy a new one the next day and you'll immediately forget about the old one it may even still turn up. If you lose a football match its gone forever you have to wait at least a few days for another one and if it's a massive football match then you may never truly recover from it. If it was her wedding ring she wouldn't be a complete bilge rat, but as it wasn't, she is. Fixed. double corrected If you lose a ring you can immediately forget about it as it's only a small piece of bashed up metal that more than likely ruined the lung of the poor foreign miner who dug it up at gun point (can you see what i did there  ) If you lose a football match its gone forever you have to wait at least a few days for another one and if it's a massive football match then you may never truly recover from it. If it was her wedding ring you have to ask why she took it off and why she's late from work she wouldn't be a complete bilge rat, she would be an utter donkey pilfering bilge rat |
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Post by mehewmagic on Apr 28, 2015 20:01:00 GMT
Kids.
This is why you don't eat likkle wild mushrooms you find in the fields
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Post by inee on Apr 28, 2015 21:08:19 GMT
Kids. This is why you don't eat likkle wild mushrooms you find in the fields Damn i wondered why there were so many mushroom picker by the mendip transmitter |
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