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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 8:03:31 GMT
You go for your first slash of the morning, only to discover that not only are your boxers on back-to-front, they are also inside-out.
How on earth did I manage that?
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 27, 2016 9:19:45 GMT
Normal for Baggins on day 4.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 10:11:13 GMT
You know it's going to be a bad day when...............
Hugo logs on
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Post by baggins on Apr 27, 2016 10:52:48 GMT
When Nobby starts talking about his pants.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 11:09:03 GMT
When Nobby starts talking about his pants. Those thongs you wear. Have you ever put them on back-to-front, and if so, didn't it pinch a bit? |
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Post by baggins on Apr 27, 2016 11:10:52 GMT
When Nobby starts talking about his pants. Those thongs you wear. Have you ever put them on back-to-front, and if so, didn't it pinch a bit? Can't deny they split my whiskers. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 11:13:20 GMT
Those thongs you wear. Have you ever put them on back-to-front, and if so, didn't it pinch a bit? Can't deny they split my whiskers. I reckon they're the reason you still talk in that high-pitched choirboy tone. |
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Post by baggins on Apr 27, 2016 11:18:19 GMT
Can't deny they split my whiskers. I reckon they're the reason you still talk in that high-pitched choirboy tone. That's another reason. Lost my left testicle in a conkers competion when I was 8. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 11:44:41 GMT
I reckon they're the reason you still talk in that high-pitched choirboy tone. That's another reason. Lost my left testicle in a conkers competion when I was 8. I hope you hang on to your other one, otherwise you'll be a total lady garden. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 27, 2016 12:04:00 GMT
You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up.
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Post by baggins on Apr 27, 2016 12:22:03 GMT
You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up. Nah, I have a lot of very, very good days. |
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Post by inee on Apr 27, 2016 19:39:07 GMT
You go for your first slash of the morning, only to discover that not only are your boxers on back-to-front, they are also inside-out. How on earth did I manage that? I thought you were going to say when yer japs eye has skinned over and after a gentle prodding(hard really) with a piercing needle, you water 5 different ways, then in a fit of stupidity you decide to fill a syringe with detol, empty it down yer japs eye then diy swab with a cotton bud, only to discover an hour later that it hurts like nothing else on earth, and you missed your meds for a few days( true story, even wendy was shocked and said will you ever feckin learn) |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2016 5:29:24 GMT
You go for your first slash of the morning, only to discover that not only are your boxers on back-to-front, they are also inside-out. How on earth did I manage that? I thought you were going to say when yer japs eye has skinned over and after a gentle prodding(hard really) with a piercing needle, you p**s 5 different ways, then in a fit of stupidity you decide to fill a syringe with detol, empty it down yer japs eye then diy swab with a cotton bud, only to discover an hour later that it hurts like nothing else on earth, and you missed your meds for a few days( true story, even wendy was shocked and said will you ever feckin learn) Now that really would be a bad day. |
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Post by baggins on Apr 28, 2016 10:24:25 GMT
You go for your first slash of the morning, only to discover that not only are your boxers on back-to-front, they are also inside-out. How on earth did I manage that? I thought you were going to say when yer japs eye has skinned over and after a gentle prodding(hard really) with a piercing needle, you p**s 5 different ways, then in a fit of stupidity you decide to fill a syringe with detol, empty it down yer japs eye then diy swab with a cotton bud, only to discover an hour later that it hurts like nothing else on earth, and you missed your meds for a few days( true story, even wendy was shocked and said will you ever feckin learn) Oooookkkaaaaaaay. |
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Post by inee on May 15, 2016 14:36:30 GMT
you go to the hospital with the mrs ,so she can have her burns treated by ripping of fingers full of dead skin  |
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Post by baggins on May 16, 2016 11:48:49 GMT
you go to the hospital with the mrs ,so she can have her burns treated by ripping of fingers full of dead skin Now that, is a bad day. |
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