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Post by Henbury Gas on Jun 7, 2016 10:33:05 GMT
worn to a football match and why....
We need some light relief on here today, so be honest folks...
We Know Nobby likes to strut around in his Fez
Balders likes a strap on cuCUMber
and we don't talk about what Baggy did....
Myself "and no water taking please" was convinced on a very cold winters night at a mid week game to "put on" a pair of ladies tights under my trousers as they are supposed to help keep you warm....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 10:35:23 GMT
I dont strap it on, i bore out the seeds then stick it in the hole.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 10:36:13 GMT
worn to a football match and why.... We need some light relief on here today, so be honest folks... We Know Nobby likes to strut around in his Fez Balders likes a strap on cuCUMber and we don't talk about what Baggy did.... Myself "and no p**s taking please" was convinced on a very cold winters night at a mid week game to "put on" a pair of ladies tights under my trousers as they are supposed to help keep you warm.... Oh dear, here we go, as once again I provide the ammo for you all...... True dit: I actually owned a couple of pairs of tights that were for men in that they had the 'Y bit' for releasing yer todger for a pee. If me memory is correct, they were a 60 Denier. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 10:38:20 GMT
worn to a football match and why.... We need some light relief on here today, so be honest folks... We Know Nobby likes to strut around in his Fez Balders likes a strap on cuCUMber and we don't talk about what Baggy did.... Myself "and no p**s taking please" was convinced on a very cold winters night at a mid week game to "put on" a pair of ladies tights under my trousers as they are supposed to help keep you warm.... Oh dear, here we go, as once again I provide the ammo for you all...... True dit: I actually owned a couple of pairs of tights that were for men in that they had the 'Y bit' for releasing yer todger for a pee. If me memory is correct, they were a 60 Denier. Do you still have them? For research purposes? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 10:39:17 GMT
Oh dear, here we go, as once again I provide the ammo for you all...... True dit: I actually owned a couple of pairs of tights that were for men in that they had the 'Y bit' for releasing yer todger for a pee. If me memory is correct, they were a 60 Denier. Do you still have them? For research purposes? I do think I still have a pair somewhere, however, rest easy. There will be no pictures. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 7, 2016 10:44:47 GMT
Probably my leg blanket.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Jun 7, 2016 10:48:44 GMT
To cover your catheter bag ? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 7, 2016 10:49:29 GMT
Do you still have them? For research purposes? I do think I still have a pair somewhere, however, rest easy. There will be no pictures.  |
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Post by LJG on Jun 7, 2016 12:25:30 GMT
Plaid shirt and a sheepskin jacket in 25 degree heat on the last day of the season. Wore the same outfit for the last 5 games.
Similarly at Wembley I wore an aran cardigan under my colours because that's what I'd worn during the winning streak on the run in and the semis.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 12:27:57 GMT
Plaid shirt and a sheepskin jacket in 25 degree heat on the last day of the season. Wore the same outfit for the last 5 games. Similarly at Wembley I wore an aran cardigan under my colours because that's what I'd worn during the winning streak on the run in and the semis. You drive a Volvo don't you. |
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Post by syg on Jun 7, 2016 13:42:13 GMT
eyeliner!!! went to a gary numan concert the night before, crashed at a flat, went to the city v rovers match still with eyeliner. It rained, it started to run. OMG!! hahahaha. thought i was going to get beaten up. i survived. 20 plus years on and i feel myself getting embarrassed.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 7, 2016 15:30:56 GMT
Plaid shirt and a sheepskin jacket in 25 degree heat on the last day of the season. Wore the same outfit for the last 5 games. Similarly at Wembley I wore an aran cardigan under my colours because that's what I'd worn during the winning streak on the run in and the semis. Yep, I actually took my leg blanket with me to the last game of the season and put it over my legs about halfway through the 2nd half!! Bloody boiling I was too! |
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Post by LJG on Jun 7, 2016 15:48:08 GMT
Plaid shirt and a sheepskin jacket in 25 degree heat on the last day of the season. Wore the same outfit for the last 5 games. Similarly at Wembley I wore an aran cardigan under my colours because that's what I'd worn during the winning streak on the run in and the semis. You drive a Volvo don't you. Hahaha. Is that just a commentary on the attire of the sort of people who drive Volvos or did my weather inappropriate uniform catch your attention? |
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Post by midlandgas213 on Jun 7, 2016 16:04:24 GMT
an all in one skiing suit that keeps me warm on cold terraces
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Post by BishopstonBRFC on Jun 7, 2016 18:21:40 GMT
Plaid shirt and a sheepskin jacket in 25 degree heat on the last day of the season. Wore the same outfit for the last 5 games. Similarly at Wembley I wore an aran cardigan under my colours because that's what I'd worn during the winning streak on the run in and the semis. Yep, I actually took my leg blanket with me to the last game of the season and put it over my legs about halfway through the 2nd half!! Bloody boiling I was too! To hide the excitement after Browner's goal? |
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Post by c4h10 on Jun 7, 2016 20:45:40 GMT
I dont strap it on, i bore out the seeds then stick it in the hole. So, even the cucumber gets bored? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 6:24:27 GMT
You drive a Volvo don't you. Hahaha. Is that just a commentary on the attire of the sort of people who drive Volvos or did my weather inappropriate uniform catch your attention? I'm afraid the Plaid shirt, Sheepskin jacket and Aran cardigan just scream out, "VOLVO DRIVER". As for inappropriate uniform, and this is a true dit.......I once went to Weymouth for New Years Eve to meet up with a load of mates. They told me the fancy dress was 'Tarts', so I went in stockings, LBD and full-make-up, applied by a woman........When I showed up, my mates were all dressed as Clowns and Pirates. What they also failed to tell me was that they had tickets to spend NYE in a notorious Gay pub.....Oh how I laughed ! |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 8, 2016 6:50:20 GMT
Hahaha. Is that just a commentary on the attire of the sort of people who drive Volvos or did my weather inappropriate uniform catch your attention? I'm afraid the Plaid shirt, Sheepskin jacket and Aran cardigan just scream out, "VOLVO DRIVER". As for inappropriate uniform, and this is a true dit.......I once went to Weymouth for New Years Eve to meet up with a load of mates. They told me the fancy dress was 'Tarts', so I went in stockings, LBD and full-make-up, applied by a woman........When I showed up, my mates were all dressed as Clowns and Pirates. What they also failed to tell me was that they had tickets to spend NYE in a notorious Gay pub.....Oh how I laughed ! Lucky you didn't wear fancy dress and just wore your regular clothes then otherwise you'd have look a right twat. |
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Post by spiess1 on Jun 8, 2016 7:41:13 GMT
LBD topped off with a red fez.
Style criminal!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 7:52:47 GMT
LBD topped off with a red fez. Style criminal! Don't mock, but I did look feckin hot! |
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