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Post by Topper Gas on Jul 15, 2016 22:21:41 GMT
Just because he's signed, doesn't mean we can't continue to speculate.... Here's my theory: Matty is offered a contract here but believes he can secure a bigger better deal higher up to progress his career. Matty looks outwards and upwards but soon finds that 28 goals in league 2 is not worth as much as he or his agent had hoped. DC keeps in touch, says contract is still on the table but he is not going to beg him to sign. DC and Mattee meet after Mattee's odyssey ends. DC convinces Mattee that if he signs, it gives him the chance to prove himself at league 1 level; he either bangs in 10 by the time the Jamuary window opens and goes for £1M, or he fails miserably. So Mattee signs and gets the chance he needs to put himself in the right shop window and goes for it, big time. Either outcome for Mattee, DC has five months to find a league 1 goal scorer. Everyone's a winner. Think you're overlooking Oxford made MT an offer and given that they've just banked £m's it was probably a decent one, so we must have either beaten that or MT just couldn't face leaving us though, as he's said today, the "back door".
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2016 23:05:39 GMT
From the Oxford United forum: Matty Taylor's magic He wears a magic hat He could have signed for oxford But he said no f*ck that He's gone and broke his left foot Pulled hamstring on the right And now we will get relegated Cos he's a greedy little sh**e Bit harsh. Just shows how much they wanted him
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Post by kylegas on Jul 15, 2016 23:11:40 GMT
I will now believe every word you say You will wake up tomorrow with 10 porn stars in your bed. Will they be women tho?? :\
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Post by torontogaz on Jul 16, 2016 1:42:13 GMT
So Billy Big Bollox couldnt get a move anywhere else. He messed the club around for 2 weeks and has realised he aint as good as he thinks he is. Tosser give it a rest, you were wrong for 2 years in a row. move on
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Post by Gasshole on Jul 16, 2016 1:43:35 GMT
New signing. Is he any good? No he's fkin useless. probably only score 26 this season. psyched for the season now. Come on you blue b@stards.
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Post by oldgas on Jul 16, 2016 7:36:32 GMT
Of course, a cynic might say that, having kept the club waiting until the 11th hour and 59th minute, MT and his agent, realising there were no better offers on the table say to Rovers" Oh well, OK then,we'll sign fot you"
Realising there may be a credibility issue with the fans that concoct a "cock and bull" story about loyalty and back doors to ensure the fans are onside.
Just a theory, you understand.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2016 7:51:01 GMT
You will wake up tomorrow with 10 porn stars in your bed. Will they be women tho?? :\ Bit of a mix...
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Post by Gas Go Marching In on Jul 16, 2016 8:29:09 GMT
Rumour doing the rounds at Twerton last night was Taylor is taking a "Gap Year" which, is incredible if true. Apparentky Taylor has postponed this as he needed more funds.
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Post by Gas Go Marching In on Jul 16, 2016 8:30:01 GMT
Absolutely disgusting. He's dead to me now. Epitomises everything that's wrong with footballers. This post has got to go down in the gaschat hall of fame.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jul 16, 2016 8:38:27 GMT
Absolutely disgusting. He's dead to me now. Epitomises everything that's wrong with footballers. This post has got to go down in the gaschat hall of fame. Unless it was tongue in cheek due to something similar being posted about DC before he signed. In which case, its your post that is the keeper. Trololol
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Post by Gas Go Marching In on Jul 16, 2016 8:44:34 GMT
This post has got to go down in the gaschat hall of fame. Unless it was tongue in cheek due to something similar being posted about DC before he signed. In which case, its your post that is the keeper. Trololol All the evidence points otherwise. 😊
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Post by oldgas on Jul 16, 2016 8:55:11 GMT
Of course, a cynic might say that, having kept the club waiting until the 11th hour and 59th minute, MT and his agent, realising there were no better offers on the table say to Rovers" Oh well, OK then,we'll sign fot you" Realising there may be a credibility issue with the fans that concoct a "main sail and bull" story about loyalty and back doors to ensure the fans are onside. Just a theory, you understand. Why does this forum automatically edit a certain word into main sail? It's a complete nonsense in my view, and C0ck and bull has no connection with male genitalia. C0ck C0ck C0ck C0ck!
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Jul 16, 2016 9:04:02 GMT
A reliable source, old Fred down the pub who drinks Black Rat for breakfast, told me MT had signed two months ago but the club were enjoying this thread so much they did not want it to stop.
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Post by kylegas on Jul 16, 2016 11:33:53 GMT
Will they be women tho?? :\ Bit of a mix... It was dudes!!!
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Post by Gasshole on Jul 16, 2016 21:23:42 GMT
It was dudes!!! A bit of high stakes wrestling practice for you.
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Post by inee on Jul 16, 2016 22:04:10 GMT
Should i be worried as al said to wendy give yer boyfriend a call n tell him to sign
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Post by 2nd May 1990 on Jul 16, 2016 22:21:53 GMT
Never doubted the Chimp I think we could ideally do with 4 new additions. New younger GK to challenge Mildy, solid back up For Brown, a creative central midfielder to challenge Lines and a defensive central midfielder to play alongside Sincs and Lines in a 3, or to challenge Mansell to play alongside Lines in a two. I know it won't happen, though, given our squad size and the probability of our budget being blown a bit by Matty signing, but a strengthening of that central midfield would be the biggest priority. If I could have only one new signing it would be a quality defensive central midfielder.
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Post by althepirate on Jul 16, 2016 22:35:49 GMT
Should i be worried as al said to wendy give yer boyfriend a call n tell him to sign ,,, and he signed the next day,we should have got Wendy on the case earlier. She could sort the stadium in a fortnight and she makes the best tea in Bristol.
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Post by inee on Jul 16, 2016 22:43:10 GMT
Oi tis bad enough with her taylor fetish , Al she was happy as a box of jelly sweets when he signed
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Post by Jomo on Jul 16, 2016 23:25:37 GMT
Unless it was tongue in cheek due to something similar being posted about DC before he signed. In which case, its your post that is the keeper. Trololol All the evidence points otherwise. 😊 chippenhamgas has a history of over reacting and jumping the gun. Perhaps a bit more patience and perspective required in the future!
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