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Post by gregsy on Oct 12, 2016 19:46:55 GMT
skills.... talents... WTF
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Post by philbemmygas on Oct 12, 2016 19:57:03 GMT
I was renowned for getting naked in public when drunk, neither a skill or talent.
Did cost me my Long Service & Good Conduct medal and a months wages, stopped that habit straight afterwards.
Like Tilly I am also renowned for my ability with wind, different orifice though.
Damn I'm bored here
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 12, 2016 20:13:04 GMT
skills.... talents... WTF Don't be hard on yourself mate. You are the only man I've never seen drunk or sober. A talent indeed.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2016 23:11:21 GMT
Weren't the club looking for an IT expert following the top to bottom review.
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Post by Dr Gas on Oct 12, 2016 23:59:27 GMT
I was once entered, without my knowledge, into a Bristol Evening Post/Tavern Keg talent competition by a work colleague, around 1974. Apparently I could drink a pint of beer, while standing on my head playing a jews' harp. I actually received an invite through the mail to audition at the Hen and Chicken! EDIT: I would mention that I am able to do the first and third
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 13, 2016 5:01:04 GMT
I was once entered, without my knowledge Heh heh.
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Post by badengas on Oct 13, 2016 5:05:40 GMT
I am, I think, able to predict the future. In the Conference year I finally had the badge tattoo telling everyone I know we would get 4 back to back promotions. I didn't want to be seen as a glory hunter by having it after the event ! Bizarrely the girl next to me knew Ellis and phoned to tell him whilst I was having it done
2 down, 2 to go to find out if this is true.
I've also got a high IQ but very little sense.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 7:26:36 GMT
I've got a low IQ and I'm a member of mansa.
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Post by fanboy on Oct 13, 2016 7:31:27 GMT
Weren't the club looking for an IT expert following the top to bottom review. They were. I offered to no avail. they needed someone with the skills and a sh** ton of cash too. Naturally.
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Post by clockendgas on Oct 13, 2016 7:43:22 GMT
I can balance a curry on my gut whilst drinking a beer and flicking through the tv channels, all this while sat on the sofa just in my boxers. This is a talent that i have refined over the last thirty years of married life when the wifes away and i should be doing diy or some other housework. Making sure you have all the items you need for a cracking curry and a ready supply of cold beer to hand is a skill you have to work on over time, meaning once you are slobbed out you dont need to move until you bladder is on the verge of spilling onto the sofa, just means the day before she back is one frantic clear up operation. happy days!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 8:17:05 GMT
You people are fecking useless.
Apart from a couple, I am ashamed of the lack of talent and skills excepting one or two.
Who'd have thought asking a serious question to a football crowd would descend into farce?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 8:50:06 GMT
You people are fecking useless. Apart from a couple, I am ashamed of the lack of talent and skills excepting one or two. Who'd have thought asking a serious question to a football crowd would descend into farce? Hold your fire there young man. I do believe that some of the life skills mentioned on this thread can be a force for good in this bad world. Just look at clockendgas and his curry and beer skill. For a young whippersnapper this is excellent advice, and if I can throw in my two penny's worth, I'd just add a quick spray in the air with some furniture polish, just before the missus comes home, can only improve the whole experience.
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Post by Gasshole on Oct 13, 2016 8:51:35 GMT
I'm very good at crosswords. Just the other day I called someone a lady garden .
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 13, 2016 9:42:14 GMT
You people are fecking useless. Apart from a couple, I am ashamed of the lack of talent and skills excepting one or two. Who'd have thought asking a serious question to a football crowd would descend into farce? Gaschat thread full of useless sh**e? Shurely shome mishtake....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 10:15:43 GMT
Well, let's do a quick roundup of skills:-
Various musicians. Various IT specialists. Table tennis champion. World Class Singer. Star of screen and stage. Leading Online Gamers. Chess Champion. Precision Machinist. Aircraft Specialist. Sprinter. Crossword Genius. Champion Burper.
That's quite a good mix if you ask me.
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Post by philbemmygas on Oct 13, 2016 11:48:29 GMT
Well, let's do a quick roundup of skills:- Various musicians. Various IT specialists. Table tennis champion. World Class Singer. Star of screen and stage. Leading Online Gamers. Chess Champion. Precision Machinist. Aircraft Specialist. Sprinter. Crossword Genius. Champion Burper. That's quite a good mix if you ask me. Nobby, you me and 79 could do a good turn at the Christmas shindig. Get beered right up, get naked and demo rollmat fighting - Hussar
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 12:01:07 GMT
Fair enoughsky. Perhaps I was too harsh
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 12:04:29 GMT
Well, let's do a quick roundup of skills:- Various musicians. Various IT specialists. Table tennis champion. World Class Singer. Star of screen and stage. Leading Online Gamers. Chess Champion. Precision Machinist. Aircraft Specialist. Sprinter. Crossword Genius. Champion Burper. That's quite a good mix if you ask me. Nobby, you me and 79 could do a good turn at the Christmas shindig. Get beered right up, get naked and demo rollmat fighting - Hussar I think our particular skills and talents would not be appreciated at the Xmas shindig
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Post by philbemmygas on Oct 13, 2016 12:27:58 GMT
Nobby, you me and 79 could do a good turn at the Christmas shindig. Get beered right up, get naked and demo rollmat fighting - Hussar I think our particular skills and talents would not be appreciated at the Xmas shindig Sadly that's a given, perhaps a quiz night would suffice. 79 myself and Gregs were part of a formidable team (£8.00 down the pan) a couple of times. Gregs has an amazing talent, goes from sober to banjaxed in a nanosecond. It's an amazing sight, certainly not to be missed. You coming over anytime soon?
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Post by faggotygas on Oct 13, 2016 12:31:28 GMT
I have ideas above my station.
My oldest friend once described my wife as out of my league.
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