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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jan 15, 2017 8:54:14 GMT
The dark gods offer DC the chance of 110% effort (we're currently only getting 100%) from each player, but they demand a sacrifice in return. The coaching staff will need to paint a pentagram in the centre circle, at midnight a player will have his throat cut and be bled till he dies while arcane rites are being enacted.
So, the question is, who do you sacrifice? The better the player the more likely you are to appease the gods. If you try to fob them off with a player who isn't getting in the team much, they will see through this as not a genuine sacrifice and wreak bloody vengeance on the whole squad.
And as a supplementary question, we also have a daemonic egg. This needs to be implanted in a victim (anally) and left to grow for ten weeks. The victim is bed-ridden for that time, and unable to play any part in the squad. But at the end of that time he gives birth to a doppelganger who is exactly like him (and registered with the FA), so we will be able to play two versions of that player during the crucial run-in. Who do we implant with daemonic eggs?
Also, we can make a potion from the blood of one of the players. We need to bleed that player under a full moon while reading the Laws of the Game and brandishing red and yellow cards towards the heavens. One player (who will die, of course) gives 8 one-pint potions, that will imbue the drinker with all the sacrificed player's football attributes for one hour (usually to be drunk at half time during crucial matches). Who do we bleed for the potions?
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Post by long john silver on Jan 15, 2017 9:03:00 GMT
What the f**k are you on ?
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jan 15, 2017 9:04:45 GMT
What the f**k are you on ? Just Caffeine. I've been binge watching Game of Thrones, though. Our new director of football (she's a red, unfortunately): ![](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/74/d6/8d/74d68d93b8bbf845aa5c4830411ceb45.jpg)
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Post by peterparker on Jan 15, 2017 9:06:26 GMT
I think its kind of snog, marry, avoid for Rovers players
Rather than the usual x is sh**, DC mugged us off with his changes
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Post by long john silver on Jan 15, 2017 9:08:00 GMT
What the f**k are you on ? Just Caffeine. The next time you get on the halocinogens keep away from the internet.
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Post by Okebournegas on Jan 15, 2017 9:45:01 GMT
Antonio , you scare the sh** out of me !
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2017 10:37:56 GMT
I think it would have to be mildy but you would have to be a bit crafty because of his injury status. If you posted his medical records to the gods on Friday, sacrificed him on the Saturday they might not get the records until mon/tue and if you don't pay the correct postage and they have to collect them from the depot you could buy a few more days by which time hopefully they will have turned their attention elsewhere
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Post by stevek192 on Jan 15, 2017 10:41:36 GMT
I think we need to sign a couple of Gods who maybe can strengthen the team so that 90% effort from everybody will produce a good performance and 100% be exceptional!!
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Post by Marshy on Jan 15, 2017 10:55:09 GMT
Blimey there's some crap on here this morning. I'm going back to bed!
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Post by gasheadbatesy on Jan 15, 2017 11:10:57 GMT
SPOILER ALERT She's dead now.
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Post by William Wilson on Jan 15, 2017 11:21:00 GMT
The dark gods offer DC the chance of 110% effort (we're currently only getting 100%) from each player, but they demand a sacrifice in return. The coaching staff will need to paint a pentagram in the centre circle, at midnight a player will have his throat cut and be bled till he dies while arcane rites are being enacted. So, the question is, who do you sacrifice? The better the player the more likely you are to appease the gods. If you try to fob them off with a player who isn't getting in the team much, they will see through this as not a genuine sacrifice and wreak bloody vengeance on the whole squad. And as a supplementary question, we also have a daemonic egg. This needs to be implanted in a victim (anally) and left to grow for ten weeks. The victim is bed-ridden for that time, and unable to play any part in the squad. But at the end of that time he gives birth to a doppelganger who is exactly like him (and registered with the FA), so we will be able to play two versions of that player during the crucial run-in. Who do we implant with daemonic eggs? Also, we can make a potion from the blood of one of the players. We need to bleed that player under a full moon while reading the Laws of the Game and brandishing red and yellow cards towards the heavens. One player (who will die, of course) gives 8 one-pint potions, that will imbue the drinker with all the sacrificed player's football attributes for one hour (usually to be drunk at half time during crucial matches). Who do we bleed for the potions? Mate, if I was you, I`d be tempted to buy my mushrooms from the supermarket, rather than pick the ones that tend to grow in the Leigh Woods area.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2017 11:21:14 GMT
I thought the OP raised some good points when cross referencing to the views of the average fan on the terrace, or perhaps more accurately, the posts on this forum
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Post by justin blue on Jan 15, 2017 12:09:24 GMT
The dark gods offer DC the chance of 110% effort (we're currently only getting 100%) from each player, but they demand a sacrifice in return. The coaching staff will need to paint a pentagram in the centre circle, at midnight a player will have his throat cut and be bled till he dies while arcane rites are being enacted. So, the question is, who do you sacrifice? The better the player the more likely you are to appease the gods. If you try to fob them off with a player who isn't getting in the team much, they will see through this as not a genuine sacrifice and wreak bloody vengeance on the whole squad. And as a supplementary question, we also have a daemonic egg. This needs to be implanted in a victim (anally) and left to grow for ten weeks. The victim is bed-ridden for that time, and unable to play any part in the squad. But at the end of that time he gives birth to a doppelganger who is exactly like him (and registered with the FA), so we will be able to play two versions of that player during the crucial run-in. Who do we implant with daemonic eggs? Also, we can make a potion from the blood of one of the players. We need to bleed that player under a full moon while reading the Laws of the Game and brandishing red and yellow cards towards the heavens. One player (who will die, of course) gives 8 one-pint potions, that will imbue the drinker with all the sacrificed player's football attributes for one hour (usually to be drunk at half time during crucial matches). Who do we bleed for the potions? Have you given any thought to ticket prices for the sacrifice, depending on the chosen one it could sell out.
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Post by wiaww on Jan 15, 2017 12:38:42 GMT
There's a Will Puddy/black pudding joke to be made here, but for the life of me I can't quite get there.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 15, 2017 13:15:44 GMT
Sacrifice Taylor and plant the egg in Mildy and hope both him and his double aren't injured at the same time.
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Post by baggins on Jan 15, 2017 13:21:03 GMT
Sacrifice Taylor and plant the egg in Mildy and hope both him and his double aren't injured at the same time. What are you on about?
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Post by gasstrictband on Jan 15, 2017 15:19:49 GMT
Wicked the thread titled Fleetwood sewing shop . Made 2 pages before it was sacrificed
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Post by Marshy on Jan 15, 2017 15:25:49 GMT
Sacrifice Taylor and plant the egg in Mildy and hope both him and his double aren't injured at the same time. Hugo have you been on that marry Jo Anna again? This is all becoming very worrying!
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Post by dragonfly on Jan 15, 2017 15:33:14 GMT
Don't want to annoya with my paranoia but aren't generals gathering at black masses again?
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Post by stevethepirate on Jan 15, 2017 16:14:56 GMT
Who are we sacrificing to? Are we calling for a return of the Mayan skull?
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