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Post by poorblue on Feb 2, 2017 11:45:10 GMT
Well the fact is now public
Only one championship club came calling and that was a club in crisis with a manager in panic.
So why did that happen, Clarke knows but is not saying so here's my take
He is not good enough for that level as he is a one type player.
He is not fully fit and has acne well covered with face make up.
He would need team mates to give him decent chances and certainly don't think in a relegation position does that exist at Sh**y?
His defensive work rate and Tackle isn't big enough for championship bigger cups.
Would need a different hairstyle to compete at the higher level.
His house didn't have a big enough garden to train on his own.
Has no loyalty to the fans and only interested in money to set himself up for life so is greedy!!
Anyway thanks Matty it was good having you in MY team.
Luke James for player of the year.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 12:11:14 GMT
Ginger pubes!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 12:11:52 GMT
For the record, I think he'll do alright at the s**t.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 12:53:33 GMT
We've always wondered if he's good enough for the championship now we will find out. Best scenario is if he's completely 💩 misses lots of chances and those misses help take the sh** 💩 down. We could have the last laugh here if that well deserved scenario happens well be laughing for a very long time. They've got it comming
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 13:29:24 GMT
My theory is that because the transfer fee was so low, he was asking for a large signing-on fee, plus large wages. There was only one muppet club that fell for it.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Feb 2, 2017 13:44:24 GMT
In the summer of 2014 young Matty Taylor found an old pair of Geoff Bradford's boots in his attic. Late for a training session with FGR and unable to find his Adidas Predators, Matty was forced to wear the old, heavy, brown leather boots. And miraculously, wearing those boots, instead of the inept, Conference wannabe he had been for his entire career previously, Matty was suddenly a dead shot in front of goal, and through the mysterious boots, the supernatural inheritor of Geoff's goalscoring powers.
Tipped off by a psychic tea lady, Nick Higgs got Darrell to check out the young lad up at Nailsworth, and Darrell was suitably impressed. The rest is history.
Until, that is, over Christmas inscrutable Chinese government agents in search of new talent for the emerging Chinese League decided to kidnap Matty and force him to play for Chiang Yuan Dragons. They forced their way into his home and tried to bundle him and his boots into their black Range Rover.
Unfortunately for them, Locks and Manse were making their way back from an evening at the Willy Wicket, and were passing Matty's house at exactly that time. They waded into the fray and managed to save Matty. However, the Chinese agents escaped and took Geoff Bradford's boots with them.
Darrell, realising that without his magic boots, Matty would be just another non-league journeyman, decided to accidentally on purpose tip off Ashton Gate to the striker's availability, in the process, sabotage their plans to stave off inevitable relegation. And they fell for it, hook, line and sinker.
So, BCFC1982 have sent agents scouring the length and breadth of China looking for Geoff's boots, in a desperate effort to find them in time for Matty to come on in the last five minutes against Rotherham.
That's what I heard, any way.
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Post by wiaww on Feb 2, 2017 13:46:15 GMT
My theory is that because the transfer fee was so low, he was asking for a large signing-on fee, plus large wages. There was only one muppet club that fell for it. Had to have been on at least £4k/week here, DC reckons he's had his wages tripled. 2.5 year deal = best part of £1.6m in wages. Plus any signing on fee and the fee to us. They must be looking at upwards of £2m in total. Would be hilarious if he's a flop. |
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Post by wiaww on Feb 2, 2017 13:47:57 GMT
In the summer of 2014 young Matty Taylor found an old pair of Geoff Bradford's boots in his attic. Late for a training session with FGR and unable to find his Adidas Predators, Matty was forced to wear the old, heavy, brown leather boots. And miraculously, wearing those boots, instead of the inept, Conference wannabe he had been for his entire career previously, Matty was suddenly a dead shot in front of goal, and through the mysterious boots, the supernatural inheritor of Geoff's goalscoring powers. Tipped off by a psychic tea lady, Nick Higgs got Darrell to check out the young lad up at Nailsworth, and Darrell was suitably impressed. The rest is history. Until, that is, over Christmas inscrutable Chinese government agents in search of new talent for the emerging Chinese League decided to kidnap Matty and force him to play for Chiang Yuan Dragons. They forced their way into his home and tried to bundle him and his boots into their black Range Rover. Unfortunately for them, Locks and Manse were making their way back from an evening at the Willy Wicket, and were passing Matty's house at exactly that time. They waded into the fray and managed to save Matty. However, the Chinese agents escaped and took Geoff Bradford's boots with them. Darrell, realising that without his magic boots, Matty would be just another non-league journeyman, decided to accidentally on purpose tip off Ashton Gate to the striker's availability, in the process, sabotage their plans to stave off inevitable relegation. And they fell for it, hook, line and sinker. So, BCFC1982 have sent agents scouring the length and breadth of China looking for Geoff's boots, in a desperate effort to find them in time for Matty to come on in the last five minutes against Rotherham. That's what I heard, any way. I've heard something similar. This rumour could have legs. |
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Post by holderz on Feb 2, 2017 13:50:44 GMT
For the record, I think he'll do alright at the s**t. Just my opinion but I can't see him getting much game time. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 13:56:57 GMT
We've always wondered if he's good enough for the championship now we will find out. Best scenario is if he's completely 💩 misses lots of chances and those misses help take the sh** 💩 down. We could have the last laugh here if that well deserved scenario happens well be laughing for a very long time. They've got it coming
Whether he is or isn't a success with the teds, £300k to take him away from us would be worth it.
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Post by pirateman on Feb 2, 2017 14:00:38 GMT
We've always wondered if he's good enough for the championship now we will find out. Best scenario is if he's completely 💩 misses lots of chances and those misses help take the sh** 💩 down. We could have the last laugh here if that well deserved scenario happens well be laughing for a very long time. They've got it coming
Whether he is or isn't a success with the teds, £300k to take him away from us would be worth it.
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Post by paulpirate on Feb 2, 2017 14:06:36 GMT
Like DC said we create loads of chances and the next man will score goals too😊
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 14:20:57 GMT
Whether he is or isn't a success with the teds, £300k to take him away from us would be worth it.
Especially when it was late on the last day of the window.
Exactly, if they were the only championship club in for him why did it take until the very end of the window to sort out, especially if he instigated it?
You would have thought Taylor would have been courteous enough to get the deal done as early as possible so that we would be able to replace him. Then again given his antics with Oxford in the summer I doubt he knows what courteous means.
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Post by syg on Feb 2, 2017 14:21:57 GMT
Ladyboy?
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Post by oldgas on Feb 2, 2017 17:33:11 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 17:44:28 GMT
For the record, I think he'll do alright at the s**t. You could be right. There is a good chance he will score plenty of goals for them in League One. |
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Post by gasstrictband on Feb 2, 2017 18:48:03 GMT
Matty Taylors secret ,who you are nobody knows ,you can ride a motorcycle or wear a pantyhose .
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Post by cheltenhamgas on Feb 2, 2017 19:17:27 GMT
Whether he is or isn't a success with the teds, £300k to take him away from us would be worth it.
Especially when it was late on the last day of the window. Really bad news! Lansdown paid for the snake on his credit card. We will be getting Taylor back in 28 days under the faulty goods Act ! Just when you thought it was safe !!!! Der du...der du ( in a Jaws type of rhythm) 🐍 |
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