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Post by Gastroenteritis on Dec 13, 2016 1:19:26 GMT
Problem is the PC brigade have invaded football, so all the fun stuff like swearing and ridicule can get you a banning order. People are to scared to sing the funny edgy chants for fear of being ostracised. I used to laugh my head off as a young lad back in the twerton/early mem days.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Oct 27, 2016 19:43:42 GMT
Don't agree with homosexuality I think as a society we have been forced to normalise it. That said, I don't have a problem with gays, each to their own. Besides I've had a few pokeybumwanks does that make me gay?
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Oct 15, 2016 22:28:13 GMT
I can have 9 tugs in the space of 1 hour 38 minutes, before you say that's easy, go and try it. My wiener was absolutely throbbing and my jizz was like dishwater. True story
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Oct 15, 2016 22:24:43 GMT
Can't say too much, but can any of you remember the Iranian embassy siege a few years back?........UTG! oh yeah, well top this....can't say too much does anybody remember the moon landings?
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 19, 2016 15:09:21 GMT
Do I sound like a lunatic when I say if we can keep Matty I can see us getting promoted? Yeah you are crazy. Not that that's a problem! mark my words then, I think we will get better as the season goes on.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 17, 2016 22:43:28 GMT
Bristol Sport is growing faster than Bristol Rovers. I shouldn't start crowing tbh. yeah unfortunately if this was a battle, we are loosing badly and have been losing for a long time on and of the pitch. Detest, but be realistic in my opinion.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 17, 2016 22:30:13 GMT
congratulations you broke the first rule of SC, never tell anyone you're SC haha only Kidding. DV is bend over touch your toes, in fact lets gets anyone who's close to you to bend over and touch their toes. Sounds like an interesting profession. OK...what is SC and what is DV? First rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club. Government security clearances for those who have access to secret material, I imagine a few on this forum have or other. I was curiouse if the chap was cleared for his profession.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 17, 2016 18:49:32 GMT
Are you required to go through SC or DV for that profession? Either depending on necessity. I'm SC. Some are DV and a very select few are DV and strapped. Couldn't be bothered tbh and don't need that much unless its very specialised. congratulations you broke the first rule of SC, never tell anyone you're SC haha only Kidding. DV is bend over touch your toes, in fact lets gets anyone who's close to you to bend over and touch their toes. Sounds like an interesting profession.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 16, 2016 23:21:06 GMT
Well if none of that happens then you just start asking questions when we're right royally f**ked and believe that apathy rules. Personally I'll ask questions and believe in things when they are delivered (words have always been cheap at Rovers), if you don't like that then tough. As to debt free let's see what the accounts say eh? I expect the classic Nicht Higgs line that we are externally debt free Believe me I'm all for asking questions (I'm a criminal fraud investigator, investigating organised crime involved in tax fraud and money laundering, so I'll be so bold as to venture I have a nose for dodgy dealings more refined than some) but the rule is you should at least suspect dodgy dealings before you launch an investigation. At present I haven't seen anything to alarm me other than the fact that we'd all have liked the bulldozers in at UWE months ago. That's just us being impatient (with good reason, after all the false dawns) but I'm content to let. Things run their course. Even if we were heading for an iceberg, what would you suggest we do? Obviously we could protest most vociferously, but at the moment I would suggest the captain looks more than competent. Are you required to go through SC or DV for that profession?
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 15, 2016 22:53:25 GMT
I like these. What's the difference between a giraffe and an elephant? difference between a back bum and a front bum?
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 21:52:36 GMT
Do I sound like a lunatic when I say if we can keep Matty I can see us getting promoted? I think we will know where we stand after weds night. If we beat Bolton i think we are in for a good season. I thought we needed a new midfielder to play with lines but was pleasantly surprised with o clarke today. yeah I think caveat of my original post assumes we will strengthen the midfield as well. Problem is if we did go up we would struggle to keep both Taylor and DC. Anyway getting way ahead now haha
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 21:48:38 GMT
I couldn't do a streak I couldn't get my leg over that barrier thing!!!! Ps being a gaschat "virgin newbie" am I replying to these posts in the right way? It's kinda confusing - any advice or tips are greatly received! well you can spell, so you're do better the myself and most. But if you want to directly reply to someone the you can click 'quote' that will notify the poster of your reply and others can see that as well.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 21:31:42 GMT
I have ben told he started plying up when his girlfriend was told to get off the yellow walkway: He started shouting out, "'I'm Knowle West Gas!", as if that allowed him to do what he wanted. ba haha wadda nutter
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 21:29:50 GMT
Yeah it's also custom for new female gas heads (including married ones) to run on the pitch topless for all to see, don't shoot the messenger it's been tradition for years.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 21:23:09 GMT
Do I sound like a lunatic when I say if we can keep Matty I can see us getting promoted?
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 21:18:25 GMT
Good result for you boys and girls today, and it looked a decent crowd too? Good to see over 10k Fair play, I'm sure the cider tasted good in the sun on Gloucester Road afterwards! What was this thing about Matt T not starting because he was tired? Seems a bit strange so early in the season. But he came on as sub and notched as usual. Good luck anyway and thanks for sending us to Scunny on a school night! no disrespect intended but I do find your presence on this forum and even more so this well mannered post really strange. Like, I don't see what you get out of it, the reply's you get are normally instantly abusive or at best frosty and you are not really among friends in the footballing sense, yet you remain persistent. I'm not sure what I would have or want to talk about if I joined One Turd In Bs3. Not unless you get off on the fact that you are alone here, interacting with the enemy seemingly unscathed ish, who knows. Maybe you sit there legs akimbo, c0ck in hand waiting for a bite to jerk off to with a finger in your bum. Or maybe your a decent football lover who would prefer to put aside the petty squabbles in favour of good debate. The latter however would suggest you are not a die hard. Either way though......I still don't like you.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 16:03:36 GMT
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 15:42:35 GMT
Does anybody els believe Matteeeees gonna bang in like 30 this season.
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 15:41:31 GMT
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttsssssss!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Aug 14, 2016 9:56:37 GMT
What's going on with Byron Moore is he injured, how bad?
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