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Post by scoobydoogas on Sept 22, 2017 0:23:13 GMT
After a whisky fuelled evening I've just woken up in a cold sweat. You'll appreciate that it's in my DNA to hate cats - there's nothing I can do about that. So why have I just dreamt about giving the new cat on the block a damn good seeing to, doggy style of course? I don't understand it. I hate cats so why has this happened? I'm not saying that she isn't a teasing little minx with her sultry eyes and her soft gentle purr but why am I strangely attracted to her to the point where I am dreaming of her in a way that is so against everything I stand for? I'm awake now but I can't get her out of my head. I just want to dash across the lawn, grab hold of her and split her whiskers. Is that so wrong? Is it possible to get it on with the sworn enemy and feel good about it? I'm so confused. Help me out guys, what should I do? What would you do if it was your sworn enemy?  |
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Post by Marshy on Sept 22, 2017 6:37:13 GMT
After a whisky fuelled evening I've just woken up in a cold sweat. You'll appreciate that it's in my DNA to hate cats - there's nothing I can do about that. So why have I just dreamt about giving the new cat on the block a damn good seeing to, doggy style of course? I don't understand it. I hate cats so why has this happened? I'm not saying that she isn't a teasing little minx with her sultry eyes and her soft gentle purr but why am I strangely attracted to her to the point where I am dreaming of her in a way that is so against everything I stand for? I'm awake now but I can't get her out of my head. I just want to dash across the lawn, grab hold of her and split her whiskers. Is that so wrong? Is it possible to get it on with the sworn enemy and feel good about it? I'm so confused. Help me out guys, what should I do? What would you do if it was your sworn enemy? It sounds equal to Gashead falling in love with a shithead a definite no no! PS your barking! |
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Post by inee on Sept 22, 2017 9:24:50 GMT
yer tiz scoobs, the anthem for booze n cats(couldn't find a Kevin Wilson vid)
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Post by scoobydoogas on Sept 22, 2017 10:42:36 GMT
Ha ha, that was a funny jingle.
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Post by baggins on Sept 22, 2017 11:02:27 GMT
Ha ha, that was a funny jingle. Leave the whisky alone. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 14:00:02 GMT
Never fraternise with the enemy, there must be a bitch about you can sniff out.
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