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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2018 16:23:40 GMT
So, you have to appear on this programme. Just what talent would you display?
For me, it'll have to be throwing grapes in the air and catching them in my mouth. My PB is 35 grapes, without dropping one.
What's your talent?
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Post by aghast on Mar 15, 2018 18:19:20 GMT
Managing to depress everyone who meets me for the first time within two minutes.
And not just them, but everyone within 10 feet of me.
I have a special knack for turning a party atmosphere into a funeral, and I can kill a conversation dead just by sitting down and looking like I'm about to join in.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2018 18:35:02 GMT
Managing to depress everyone who meets me for the first time within two minutes. And not just them, but everyone within 10 feet of me. I have a special knack for turning a party atmosphere into a funeral, and I can kill a conversation dead just by sitting down and looking like I'm about to join in. You're right! I got depressed just reading that ! |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 15, 2018 20:45:44 GMT
So, you have to appear on this programme. Just what talent would you display? For me, it'll have to be throwing grapes in the air and catching them in my mouth. My PB is 35 grapes, without dropping one. What's your talent? And how many when you do one at a time? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2018 20:46:54 GMT
So, you have to appear on this programme. Just what talent would you display? For me, it'll have to be throwing grapes in the air and catching them in my mouth. My PB is 35 grapes, without dropping one. What's your talent? And how many when you do one at a time? and your talent is? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 15, 2018 20:47:50 GMT
My talent is Being Useless, Not Listening and Proving my Wife's Parents were right all along.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 15, 2018 20:48:32 GMT
Apparently I'm Dam brilliant at it.
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Post by William Wilson on Mar 16, 2018 7:55:46 GMT
My talent is, I can recite the entire poem "If", by Rudyard Kipling.
Apart from the bits I always forget.
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Post by scoobydoogas on Mar 16, 2018 11:59:48 GMT
Apparently I'm f**king brilliant at it.
We've got Hugo The Elder He's Dam brilliant
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Post by scoobydoogas on Mar 16, 2018 12:01:27 GMT
My talent is eating the tallest sandwich known to man in one bite. Oh, and running away from ghosts.
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Post by stuart1974 on Mar 16, 2018 23:06:21 GMT
The ability to remain sane despite my wife, my in-laws, reading Gaschat and being a Rovers fan😭
Does anyone recall the trick of placing a pile of coins on your elbow and quickly swinging your arm to catch then? I used to be good at it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 9:34:57 GMT
The ability to remain sane despite my wife, my in-laws, reading Gaschat and being a Rovers fan😭Does anyone recall the trick of placing a pile of coins on your elbow and quickly swinging your arm to catch then? I used to be good at it. Ha, ha.......you think so? I remember the ole 2p coins on the elbow trick. I also remember the ole 'how many salted peanuts you can place under the foreskin' trick, but I won't mention that as it's a family site.....and Baggins still complains to this day that it stung and made his eyes water. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 9:35:46 GMT
My talent is eating the tallest sandwich known to man in one bite. Oh, and running away from ghosts. What about your other trick of running on the spot faster than Fred Flintstone? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 20, 2018 10:26:45 GMT
The ability to remain sane despite my wife, my in-laws, reading Gaschat and being a Rovers fan😭Does anyone recall the trick of placing a pile of coins on your elbow and quickly swinging your arm to catch then? I used to be good at it. Ha, ha.......you think so? I remember the ole 2p coins on the elbow trick. I also remember the ole 'how many salted peanuts you can place under the foreskin' trick, but I won't mention that as it's a family site.....and Baggins still complains to this day that it stung and made his eyes water. Why were your penile peanuts in his eyes? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 10:34:29 GMT
Ha, ha.......you think so? I remember the ole 2p coins on the elbow trick. I also remember the ole 'how many salted peanuts you can place under the foreskin' trick, but I won't mention that as it's a family site.....and Baggins still complains to this day that it stung and made his eyes water. Why were your penile peanuts in his eyes? No, but he did eat them afterwards. You can imagine his little high pitched voice saying, "I'm not letting them go to waste". |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 10:35:08 GMT
Christ. We haven't got much talent have we!
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Post by stuart1974 on Mar 20, 2018 11:07:46 GMT
The ability to remain sane despite my wife, my in-laws, reading Gaschat and being a Rovers fan😭Does anyone recall the trick of placing a pile of coins on your elbow and quickly swinging your arm to catch then? I used to be good at it. Ha, ha.......you think so? I remember the ole 2p coins on the elbow trick. I also remember the ole 'how many salted peanuts you can place under the foreskin' trick, but I won't mention that as it's a family site.....and Baggins still complains to this day that it stung and made his eyes water. You should try that with Brazil nuts🙈 When my brother was recuperating at RAF Wroughton in the 80s he taught me a variation of blow football where you and your opponent had to eat three crackers the quickest before then picking up a straw and trying to blow a table tennis ball into the other's goal. Got very messy with cracker bits blowing all over the place. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 20, 2018 12:02:08 GMT
Ha, ha.......you think so? I remember the ole 2p coins on the elbow trick. I also remember the ole 'how many salted peanuts you can place under the foreskin' trick, but I won't mention that as it's a family site.....and Baggins still complains to this day that it stung and made his eyes water. You should try that with Brazil nuts🙈 When my brother was recuperating at RAF Wroughton in the 80s he taught me a variation of blow football where you and your opponent had to eat three crackers the quickest before then picking up a straw and trying to blow a table tennis ball into the other's goal. Got very messy with cracker bits blowing all over the place. Bolders used coconuts. |
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Post by inee on Mar 20, 2018 18:54:02 GMT
My talent is i can pish in several different directions at once even though i dont have an albert, i tried but it made me eyes water
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Post by scoobydoogas on Mar 23, 2018 1:16:49 GMT
My talent is i can pish in several different directions at once even though i dont have an albert, i tried but it made me eyes water The ring is meant to go in your cock, not your eye!! |
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