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Post by baggins on Mar 23, 2018 11:15:33 GMT
My talent is i can pish in several different directions at once even though i dont have an albert, i tried but it made me eyes water I hear it does sting the eyes. Try standing a bit further away from the bowl. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2018 12:06:55 GMT
Funny, but I've yet to receive any calls from Simon Cowell !
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Post by baggins on Mar 23, 2018 12:12:38 GMT
Funny, but I've yet to receive any calls from Simon Cowell ! One Susan Boyle is enough. |
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Post by Marshy on Mar 23, 2018 12:17:28 GMT
Funny, but I've yet to receive any calls from Simon Cowell ! Have you received any calls from Gary Glitter yet? It wouldn’t surprise me with some of the stuff on here. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2018 12:28:38 GMT
Funny, but I've yet to receive any calls from Simon Cowell ! Have you received any calls from Gary Glitter yet? It wouldn’t surprise me with some of the stuff on here. Nope, but I did get a call from Lassie. Apparently she's going on a blind date with Scooby and she wanted to know if he's had the chop....no, not a Pork chop but THE chop ! Tommy the Tramp called. He wanted to know if Hugo was finished with his blanket, as it's a bit nippy at night and he want's it back. I think Baggins called as well, or at least somebody called asking me what colour underwear I was wearing. I hung up. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 27, 2018 18:55:45 GMT
Have you received any calls from Gary Glitter yet? It wouldn’t surprise me with some of the stuff on here. Nope, but I did get a call from Lassie. Apparently she's going on a blind date with Scooby and she wanted to know if he's had the chop....no, not a Pork chop but THE chop ! Tommy the Tramp called. He wanted to know if Hugo was finished with his blanket, as it's a bit nippy at night and he want's it back. I think Baggins called as well, or at least somebody called asking me what colour underwear I was wearing. I hung up. Can't have been baggins. He always asks how long you've been wearing them as well. |
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Post by baggins on Apr 2, 2018 5:14:07 GMT
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Post by Marshy on Apr 2, 2018 7:55:03 GMT
Eggcellent! Chase me I’m chocolate. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2018 12:34:55 GMT
Eggcellent! Chase me I’m chocolate. You are Bolders and I claim my five pounds. |
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