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Post by Big Jock on Jun 11, 2018 15:56:44 GMT
Greetings strange folk.....Holy chuffk, been away for a bit, had a quick look round the forum an jesus does this place need some sunshine!
So, an update on whats occurring over las 3 months would be good , if not some banter would be otherwise appealing  Apparently i gotta stay well clear of negativity  Been doin a lot of reading (chuffk me what a bore fest that is) but one thing Alladin taught me was good things happen to those who rub one out regular, so in fairness most of you lot should be fine! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 16:00:31 GMT
Welcome back Jock!  |
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Post by gregsy on Jun 11, 2018 16:00:38 GMT
How's it going with the minimum alcohol pricing dude?
That's what we wanna know?
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 11, 2018 16:03:49 GMT
How's it going with the minimum alcohol pricing dude? That's what we wanna know? You fanny, i only just got back an you already want me to comment on chuffkin economics - you takin the waters !
I'll let you know Greegsy my ol pal.
An Tilly, thanks for the kind words, steady on tho or yous might get a rise outta ma patch pocket troosers x
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Post by pirate on Jun 11, 2018 16:04:54 GMT
Och, welcome back wee laddie!
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Post by gregsy on Jun 11, 2018 16:06:17 GMT
How's it going with the minimum alcohol pricing dude? That's what we wanna know? You fanny, i only just got back an you already want me to comment on chuffkin economics - you takin the waters !
I'll let you know Greegsy my ol pal.
An Tilly, thanks for the kind words, steady on tho or yous might get a rise outta ma patch pocket troosers x
C'mon mate, spill the beans.... Those bottles of Bombay sapphire and Jack Daniels have got to cost a fair bit these days? |
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 11, 2018 16:08:27 GMT
You fanny, i only just got back an you already want me to comment on chuffkin economics - you takin the waters !
I'll let you know Greegsy my ol pal.
An Tilly, thanks for the kind words, steady on tho or yous might get a rise outta ma patch pocket troosers x
C'mon mate, spill the beans.... Those bottles of Bombay sapphire and Jack Daniels have got to cost a fair bit these days? Lets just say they didnae sell them where i've been  |
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Post by matealotblue on Jun 11, 2018 16:19:34 GMT
C'mon mate, spill the beans.... Those bottles of Bombay sapphire and Jack Daniels have got to cost a fair bit these days? Lets just say they didnae sell them where i've been Wot??? No alcohol at UWE whilst you have been negotiating the new contract for the build? When they gonna start? Or have I got the wrong thread for that......? |
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 11, 2018 16:20:19 GMT
An seriously a good luck to the Queens Eleven in the Worldy guys....whats th feeling down there..confident?
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 11, 2018 16:23:16 GMT
Lets just say they didnae sell them where i've been Wot??? No alcohol at UWE whilst you have been negotiating the new contract for the build? When they gonna start? Or have I got the wrong thread for that......? Aye, at the same time i was asked ta address the students with some advice, I just said when you have your exam results remember.......
1. You tried your best 2. I don't like pickles on my Big Mac |
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Post by Gastafari on Jun 11, 2018 16:41:15 GMT
Wot??? No alcohol at UWE whilst you have been negotiating the new contract for the build? When they gonna start? Or have I got the wrong thread for that......? Aye, at the same time i was asked ta address the students with some advice, I just said when you have your exam results remember.......
1. You tried your best 2. I don't like pickles on my Big Mac They're Gherkins!!!!! Calling them pickles, is like somebody calling us Bristol. Blasphemy. |
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Post by Marshy on Jun 11, 2018 17:09:44 GMT
Welcome back jock you old bastard!
You haven’t missed anything apart from a bunch of whinging school boys in a massive willy waving competition.
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Post by piratesquarters on Jun 11, 2018 17:32:52 GMT
Call me an old cynic BJ, but does Scotland beating England in the cricket, have something to do with your reappearance. |
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 11, 2018 17:46:50 GMT
Call me an old cynic BJ, but does Scotland beating England in the cricket, have something to do with your reappearance. I once scored 556 runs in a cricket match i'll have you know. I could have scored more, but after nearly 6 hours at the crease my sister insisted I let my 5 year old neice have a bat. |
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Post by piratesquarters on Jun 11, 2018 17:52:58 GMT
Call me an old cynic BJ, but does Scotland beating England in the cricket, have something to do with your reappearance. I once scored 556 runs in a cricket match i'll have you know. I could have scored more, but after nearly 6 hours at the crease my sister insisted I let my 5 year old neice have a bat. You're all heart Jock.  |
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Post by gregsy on Jun 11, 2018 18:29:07 GMT
Aye, at the same time i was asked ta address the students with some advice, I just said when you have your exam results remember.......
1. You tried your best 2. I don't like pickles on my Big Mac They're Gherkins!!!!! Calling them pickles, is like somebody calling us Bristol. Blasphemy. You are indeed correct that they are gherkins in plain English, but sadly stateside they are referred to as pickles. So I can only assume that In the UK they are gherkins until they are introduced to a big Mac, at which point they become pickles..... |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 19:18:53 GMT
Call me an old cynic BJ, but does Scotland beating England in the cricket, have something to do with your reappearance. I once scored 556 runs in a cricket match i'll have you know. I could have scored more, but after nearly 6 hours at the crease my sister insisted I let my 5 year old neice have a bat. I have to admit that when I read to the “6 hours at the crease” bit of that joke I didn’t expect it to end cleanly! 😂😂 Welcome back Jock ya Fool. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 19:50:19 GMT
Welcome back jock you old bastard! You haven’t missed anything apart from a bunch of whinging school boys in a massive willy waving competition. And obviously, I won that competition. |
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Post by matealotblue on Jun 11, 2018 19:58:42 GMT
Welcome back jock you old bastard! You haven’t missed anything apart from a bunch of whinging school boys in a massive willy waving competition. And obviously, I won that competition. So you are owning up to being a whinging school boy then?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 20:53:50 GMT
And obviously, I won that competition. So you are owning up to being a whinging school boy then? Been called worse! |
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Apparently i gotta stay well clear of negativity 
Been doin a lot of reading (chuffk me what a bore fest that is) but one thing Alladin taught me was good things happen to those who rub one out regular, so in fairness most of you lot should be fine!
