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Post by William Wilson on Jul 5, 2018 9:49:31 GMT
I bet there`s an interesting conversation going on, somewhere in Moscow right now.
Agent 1 "I told you to get rid of that stuff." Agent 2 "I did get rid of it. I chucked it in a waste bin, outside the sweet shop." Agent 1 "Oh, for f*ck`s sake. Well that`s us finished. Wait until Putin hears. We might as well jump on the first train to Siberia."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2018 12:43:56 GMT
Or.....
Putin. Do you know how many millions of roubles we have spent developing this stuff?
Scientist. No Mr President.
Putin. Feckin hundreds of millions. You told me that this was the deadliest nerve agent ever developed.........but it doesn't friggin work does it!
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Post by William Wilson on Jul 9, 2018 6:15:24 GMT
You have to feel sorry for the poor bloke, caught up in all this.
Imagine waking up from a coma, to be told that England are in the semi final of the World Cup. Gutted.
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Post by inee on Jul 11, 2018 9:46:13 GMT
Or..... Putin. Do you know how many millions of roubles we have spent developing this stuff? Scientist. No Mr President. Putin. Feckin hundreds of millions. You told me that this was the deadliest nerve agent ever developed.........but it doesn't friggin work does it! scientist Mr President it appears to work now but only if we leave it in a skip for a few months Putin Feckin english climate ,slap farage about like a monkey it's his fault bloody brexit and weather ,bring me some english weather and skip dust ,i need you to test a powder for me. Putin to sports minister even a Dam scientist saves us from going 4-nil down ,why can't our football team work sports minister to putin ,well get the next world cup in england ,the team will stay in a skip for 3 months and maybe we win "squeek" |
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