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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2018 8:19:43 GMT
If your missus catches you naked in a bedroom with another woman, just say, "I was there but I don't think I was involved". That should calm her fevered brow.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2018 8:48:59 GMT
BREAKING NEWS: A car has crashed into pedestrians outside the Houses of Parliamant this morning. Police initially arrested the driver, but then released him as he explained that "He was the driver of the car, but he doesn't think that he was involved" - Phew, that's alright then !
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Post by pirate on Aug 14, 2018 14:33:18 GMT
Incredible that some people seem more interested in commenting on this, rather than the hundreds of people killed and thousands injured in the recent great march of return protests in Gaza where medics and journalists were among the victims.
Yet another case of the psychopath Netanyahu and his government 'mowing the lawn' in Gaza...but I suppose we have to remember that "there are no innocent people in Gaza" according to defence minister Avigdor Lieberman.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2018 15:32:32 GMT
Incredible that some people seem more interested in commenting on this, rather than the hundreds of people killed and thousands injured in the recent great march of return protests in Gaza where medics and journalists were among the victims. Yet another case of the psychopath Netanyahu and his government 'mowing the lawn' in Gaza...but I suppose we have to remember that "there are no innocent people in Gaza" according to defence minister Avigdor Lieberman. I didn't comment as Corbyn wateres me off. But you are spot on with regard to Israeli action in the area |
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Post by williambloke on Aug 14, 2018 16:21:48 GMT
If your missus catches you naked in a bedroom with another woman, just say, "I was there but I don't think I was involved". That should calm her fevered brow. I bet Boris uses this as his excuse for Brexit... or meetings with Steve Bannon. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2018 16:41:31 GMT
If your missus catches you naked in a bedroom with another woman, just say, "I was there but I don't think I was involved". That should calm her fevered brow. I bet Boris uses this as his excuse for Brexit... or meetings with Steve Bannon. Ha ha. Probably. A more odious couple of blokes it would be hard to imagine |
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Post by inee on Aug 14, 2018 19:04:24 GMT
Incredible that some people seem more interested in commenting on this, rather than the hundreds of people killed and thousands injured in the recent great march of return protests in Gaza where medics and journalists were among the victims. Yet another case of the psychopath Netanyahu and his government 'mowing the lawn' in Gaza...but I suppose we have to remember that "there are no innocent people in Gaza" according to defence minister Avigdor Lieberman. Been saying the same for as long as i can remember ,more and more people are waking up to the fact that israel is the aggressor in that area ,funnily enough have you also notice since people are beginning to wake up to israels murdering ways. The jews are claiming more and more people are anti semantic coincidence or not .  |
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Post by aghast on Aug 14, 2018 21:34:45 GMT
I think there are very different reasons why right wingers and left wingers dislike Israel.
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Post by e4bandrobinstubbs on Aug 15, 2018 7:39:22 GMT
If your missus catches you naked in a bedroom with another woman, just say, "I was there but I don't think I was involved". That should calm her fevered brow. Does that work if the 'other' woman catches you naked in the bedroom with your missus ? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 7:54:31 GMT
If your missus catches you naked in a bedroom with another woman, just say, "I was there but I don't think I was involved". That should calm her fevered brow. Does that work if the 'other' woman catches you naked in the bedroom with your missus ? I was thinking that maybe the Bill Clinton Defence of, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" would suffice, but alas, I think not. Bit too complicated for a simple soul like me........I'd need to hear Corbyn's Defence on this one. |
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Post by e4bandrobinstubbs on Aug 15, 2018 8:20:24 GMT
Does that work if the 'other' woman catches you naked in the bedroom with your missus ? I was thinking that maybe the Bill Clinton Defence of, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" would suffice, but alas, I think not. Bit too complicated for a simple soul like me........I'd need to hear Corbyn's Defence on this one. But can you imagine the scenario if one of the women was Diane Ab...…? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 8:31:08 GMT
I was thinking that maybe the Bill Clinton Defence of, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" would suffice, but alas, I think not. Bit too complicated for a simple soul like me........I'd need to hear Corbyn's Defence on this one. But can you imagine the scenario if one of the women was Diane Ab...…? If that were the case, then Dear Angel of Mercy, take me right now ! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 9:45:17 GMT
I think it would be useful to differentiate between very justifiable criticism of Israel and government policies, which could perhaps include the nationalism that is Zionist, and ignorant prejudice which is anti semitism. Within that the use of the words "the jews" plays to the latter, much better to say the Israelis, don't you think?
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Post by jaggas on Aug 16, 2018 18:39:43 GMT
More breaking news.....It turns out the Westminster car terrorist wanted to kill white English people.It now explains why he was driving around London for over 6 hours before finally finding some.
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Post by South Stand Ultra on Aug 16, 2018 18:42:37 GMT
More breaking news.....It turns out the Westminster car terrorist wanted to kill white English people.It now explains why he was driving around London for over 6 hours before finally finding some. O'dear, looks like jagg has trawling the net for "jokes" |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Aug 17, 2018 6:22:48 GMT
More breaking news.....It turns out the Westminster car terrorist wanted to kill white English people.It now explains why he was driving around London for over 6 hours before finally finding some. O'dear, looks like jagg has trawling the net for "jokes" If it were a joke it would have been in the "Feeling a bit down today" thread. Sadly, he actually believes this to be true. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 7:14:21 GMT
This whole "I was there but I don't think I was involved' argument..........He's stolen that line from She Who Casts No Shadow when she talks about our sex life !
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2018 14:18:11 GMT
Thought I'd put this here... "John McDonnell: "I want to be in a situation where no Tory MP can travel anywhere in the country or show their face anywhere in public without being challenged by direct action"." Class War aka Corbyn Fans, abuse the children of JRM outside his home........and the Police just stand and watch. Disgraceful. Kinder, gentler politics eh? This lot are dangerous. Remarkableorder-order.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Class-War-Labour-Party.mp4?_=1 |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2018 16:13:15 GMT
Thought I'd put this here... "John McDonnell: "I want to be in a situation where no Tory MP can travel anywhere in the country or show their face anywhere in public without being challenged by direct action"." Class War aka Corbyn Fans, abuse the children of JRM outside his home........and the Police just stand and watch. Disgraceful. Kinder, gentler politics eh? This lot are dangerous. Remarkableorder-order.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Class-War-Labour-Party.mp4?_=1I don’t expect anything less. By the way, was that oldie in the cap leading by example? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2018 16:20:35 GMT
Thought I'd put this here... "John McDonnell: "I want to be in a situation where no Tory MP can travel anywhere in the country or show their face anywhere in public without being challenged by direct action"." Class War aka Corbyn Fans, abuse the children of JRM outside his home........and the Police just stand and watch. Disgraceful. Kinder, gentler politics eh? This lot are dangerous. Remarkableorder-order.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Class-War-Labour-Party.mp4?_=1I don’t expect anything less. By the way, was that oldie in the cap leading by example? Juvenile remarks exposes you |
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