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Post by oldsage on Oct 12, 2018 17:34:20 GMT
Not quite what you expect I'm afraid. A moan about those ruddy pidgeons that sit above us in the West Stand near the players entrance. Quite a number of us have had to suffer being targets for these birds which might be considered funny. However when you are splattered might a case of health be considered. Clearly some form of netting to prevent them perching would help. I have contacted the club a week ago. They responded they would get back to me but heard nothing since.
Trivial attachment I know and now waiting for the comedians to respond.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2018 17:37:00 GMT
What would you do if you had the wings of a sparrow?
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 12, 2018 17:37:14 GMT
Pretty sure Baggins has paid for a bird to sh** on him.
You're welcome.
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Post by Marshy on Oct 12, 2018 17:47:25 GMT
Pretty sure Baggins has paid for a bird to sh** on him. You're welcome. I heard it was on a glass coffee table? |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Oct 12, 2018 17:56:13 GMT
Mrs Scoobydoo was unfortunate to fall victim to one of those winged bastards in the Blackthorn against Walsall.
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Post by dickiedamsell on Oct 12, 2018 18:02:54 GMT
Makes a change from the owners sh**ting on us.
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Post by allgasandgaiters on Oct 12, 2018 18:04:52 GMT
Well well - it only took 28 minutes for someone to take the OP's bait ….
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2018 18:16:49 GMT
absolute woosh fest
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Oct 12, 2018 18:29:54 GMT
Wear a hat?
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Post by CostaBlancaGas on Oct 12, 2018 18:33:05 GMT
What would you do if you had the wings of a sparrow? If I had the arse of a cow..? |
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Post by gasstrictband on Oct 12, 2018 18:34:39 GMT
Wear a jonny.
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Post by pilninggas on Oct 12, 2018 18:38:14 GMT
Better a pigeon shits on you, than we have any robins nearby.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2018 18:42:16 GMT
Club used to get someone in to shoot them with an air rifle. I believe it was an employees husband, can’t remember who now though. Maybe they should employ a peregrine falcon, hope it doesn’t land on any stand roofs though, it’s talons would destroy our state of the art kit. Or Rovers could have a competition for kids to make a paper mache f**k off Eagle Owl. The best one could be perched above the clock on the Thatchers, that should keep the bastards at bay. At least until it rains and just becomes a floppy mess, bit like my sex life, anyway I digress slightly. This Tom Gorringe malarkey is a piece of cake can any of you think of a better way to get young fans involved and solve the pest problem free of charge?
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Oct 12, 2018 18:44:42 GMT
Club used to get someone in to shoot them with an air rifle. I believe it was an employees husband, can’t remember who now though. Maybe they should employ a peregrine falcon, hope it doesn’t land on any stand roofs though, it’s talons would destroy our state of the art kit. Or Rovers could have a competition for kids to make a paper mache f**k off Eagle Owl. The best one could be perched above the clock on the Thatchers, that should keep the bastards at bay. At least until it rains and just becomes a floppy mess, but like my sex life, anyway I digress slightly. This Tom Gorringe malarkey is a piece of cake can any of you think of a better way to get young fans involved and solve the pest problem free of charge? Or until Nichols takes a penalty |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2018 18:49:22 GMT
Not what I expected when opening thread. X
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Post by Somersetgas on Oct 12, 2018 19:42:04 GMT
Not quite what you expect I'm afraid. A moan about those ruddy pidgeons that sit above us in the West Stand near the players entrance. Quite a number of us have had to suffer being targets for these birds which might be considered funny. However when you are splattered might a case of health be considered. Clearly some form of netting to prevent them perching would help. I have contacted the club a week ago. They responded they would get back to me but heard nothing since. Trivial attachment I know and now waiting for the comedians to respond. I agree once got shat on twice in the relegation season on the (then) dribuild side, really annoying as I was heading out into town after the game. |
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Post by matealotblue on Oct 12, 2018 19:47:50 GMT
Why would you have your todger out when sat in the stands? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 12, 2018 20:05:07 GMT
Why would you have your todger out when sat in the stands? Gets hot under your blanket. |
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Post by matealotblue on Oct 12, 2018 20:21:42 GMT
Why would you have your todger out when sat in the stands? Gets hot under your blanket. Perhaps I may be permitted to suggest a reduction in “under the blanket” activity to reduce that possibility.....? |
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Post by gasforeverman on Oct 12, 2018 20:22:22 GMT
Birds every where nowadays at football grds.
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