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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2014 17:01:21 GMT
Well it's all done and dusted now, we know who we'll be playing, and to be honest, seeing us in that final listing brings home the reality of the balls-up, unthinkable, sh**-stain of a situation we now find ourselves in, and it breaks my heart further:
SKRILL PREMIER DIVISION 2014/15
Aldershot
Alfreton
Altrincham
Barnet
Braintree
Bristol Rovers
Dover
Eastleigh
Forest Green
Gateshead
Grimsby
Halifax
Hereford
Kidderminster
Lincoln
Macclesfield
Nuneaton
Salisbury
Southport
Telford
Torquay
Welling
Woking
Wrexham
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Post by Hugo Admin on May 18, 2014 17:17:52 GMT
At least 3 of those teams I could beat on my own.
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Post by cookinongas on May 18, 2014 17:34:02 GMT
Just watched the conference play off. There was 19,00 at wembley!! We would probably take double that ourselves if we got to this final next season. Would rather go back up as champions though
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Post by Hugo Admin on May 18, 2014 17:53:44 GMT
A lot of these places don't even sound like real places. I have therefore decided to give the more obscure ones a new definition.
Aldershot - what often occurs at the end of a blue movie.
Alfreton - The default name for any given Monkey butler.
Barnet - scouse hairstyle from the 70s
Braintree - a neurological disorder where a person suffers with foliage in their noggin.
Eastleigh - a posh way of saying something is good. 'how eastleigh'
Grimsby - that realisation that you haven't shaken it enough and some water goes down your leg.
Halifax - a building society
Kidderminster - a paedo.
Nuneaton - a sister of god who enjoys a downstairs dabble.
Telford - a Telford is a pube stuck at the back of your throat.
Welling - a single, eye watering boot to the crotch
Woking - heaving, being sick.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2014 19:21:07 GMT
I got family in Eastleigh,can't stand em though.look out for the Salisbury v Eastleigh A35/M27 derby,carnage outside pepa pig land last time.
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Post by Hugo Admin on May 18, 2014 19:26:13 GMT
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Post by Hugo Admin on May 18, 2014 19:33:27 GMT
I think Aldershot will be contenders this year. Theyve had their difficult first year and will be more grounded next season. Who's favourite?
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Post by WeAreTheGas on May 18, 2014 22:12:07 GMT
We're probably up there in terms of favourites (with the bookies). Not checked the odds though.
I don't like being in a league with another team with Rovers in their name.
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Post by Hugo Admin on May 18, 2014 22:30:43 GMT
We're probably up there in terms of favourites (with the bookies). Not checked the odds though. I don't like being in a league with another team with Rovers in their name. Dude, we aint on sky bet anymore. We aint even on FIFA anymore.  |
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Post by Big Dave on May 18, 2014 23:11:55 GMT
A lot of these places don't even sound like real places. I have therefore decided to give the more obscure ones a new definition. Having extensively travelled around the country's worst nightclubs I thought I'd help you out with some of the others: Dover - a port in the South... Southport - a port in the...er...North... Wrexham - What I do to the ladies in bed  Altringcham - a keybord command when your ring gets stuck around the 'alt' key whilst eating some cooked meat |
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Post by Hugo Admin on May 18, 2014 23:13:30 GMT
Hahahaha you ledge
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Post by WeAreTheGas on May 18, 2014 23:59:07 GMT
We're probably up there in terms of favourites (with the bookies). Not checked the odds though. I don't like being in a league with another team with Rovers in their name. Dude, we aint on sky bet anymore. We aint even on FIFA anymore. I have already sent an unsuccessful email off to EA appealing for Rovers to be put in the 'Rest of the World' category on FIFA 15. |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2014 5:15:24 GMT
A lot of these places don't even sound like real places. I have therefore decided to give the more obscure ones a new definition. Having extensively travelled around the country's worst nightclubs I thought I'd help you out with some of the others: Dover - a port in the South... Southport - a port in the...er...North... Wrexham - What I do to the ladies in bed Altringcham - a keybord command when your ring gets stuck around the 'alt' key whilst eating some cooked meatHow do you manage to type with your ring? I tried it and it just comes out like this............... reffffffffffffffffffg3q5hbt3 VWEgnewjkgbiugfi;hg I get slightly better results if I touch type with a pepperami poking out my arse. |
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Post by fanboy on May 19, 2014 7:44:37 GMT
Having extensively travelled around the country's worst nightclubs I thought I'd help you out with some of the others: Dover - a port in the South... Southport - a port in the...er...North... Wrexham - What I do to the ladies in bed Altringcham - a keybord command when your ring gets stuck around the 'alt' key whilst eating some cooked meatHow do you manage to type with your ring? I tried it and it just comes out like this............... reffffffffffffffffffg3q5hbt3 VWEgnewjkgbiugfi;hg I get slightly better results if I touch type with a pepperami poking out my arse. Erhrsxbgrdv Nope. I can confirm the pepperami out the ass is not a viable typing alternative. |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2014 7:51:09 GMT
Erhrsxbgrdv Nope. I can confirm the pepperami out the ass is not a viable typing alternative. a bread stick works ok s8y-8hjf0j[==8889g but perishes pretty quickly.... |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2014 8:16:39 GMT
Can you still get Choc Dips?
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