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Post by gasheadbatesy on Jan 12, 2020 15:18:14 GMT
Reinforcements arrived.....
..."could it be magic, NOW..."
Strongbow. You let yourself down there. Rather drink white lightning than that.
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 12, 2020 15:19:28 GMT
reserves arrived now . . . . .
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Post by barumgas on Jan 12, 2020 15:31:42 GMT
Hi BJ your kitchen handles are sh**e.
Its ta keep th sisters weans out pal, if they got inside theyd be in hospital with alcohol poisoning in 5 minutes!
Whats your sister look like?
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Post by socrates on Jan 12, 2020 15:45:34 GMT
A whole leg of lamb Roast potatoes ( boil them for 10 mins first give em a good shake makes them nice and crispy) Carrots Peas Broccoli Leeks Roasted Garlic Yorkshire Puds Red cabbage
Ready in an hour. God I’m good.
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Post by baggins on Jan 12, 2020 15:47:53 GMT
Its ta keep th sisters weans out pal, if they got inside theyd be in hospital with alcohol poisoning in 5 minutes!
Whats your sister look like? You had to ask didn't you?
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Jan 12, 2020 15:47:59 GMT
A whole leg of lamb Roast potatoes ( boil them for 10 mins first give em a good shake makes them nice and crispy) Carrots Peas Broccoli Leeks Roasted Garlic Yorkshire Puds Red cabbage Ready in an hour. God I’m good. Can I be your husband?
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Post by slam on Jan 12, 2020 15:52:58 GMT
Big Jock,
Cheers mate - you have managed to bring the first smile to my face on a truly depressing Sunday (not just the footie either!!!!!)
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Jan 12, 2020 15:55:50 GMT
Cr@p Irish cider..
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Post by socrates on Jan 12, 2020 16:02:11 GMT
A whole leg of lamb Roast potatoes ( boil them for 10 mins first give em a good shake makes them nice and crispy) Carrots Peas Broccoli Leeks Roasted Garlic Yorkshire Puds Red cabbage Ready in an hour. God I’m good. Can I be your husband? I’m a bloke. All the best chefs are blokes. And I’m no exception.
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 12, 2020 16:04:43 GMT
Big Jock, Cheers mate - you have managed to bring the first smile to my face on a truly depressing Sunday (not just the footie either!!!!!) Yer welcome pal, thanks for th kind words. sometimes we just need someone ta try ta raise a smile. I know i do.
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Post by clockendgas on Jan 12, 2020 16:13:17 GMT
Blimey...how does the NHS cope with the after effects of that....? ah we've had jock in before, big tube up his arse and jet washed his bowels
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 12, 2020 16:49:02 GMT
Its ta keep th sisters weans out pal, if they got inside theyd be in hospital with alcohol poisoning in 5 minutes!
Whats your sister look like? She looks exactly like Jock but with smaller tits.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 12, 2020 16:49:44 GMT
Blimey...how does the NHS cope with the after effects of that....? ah we've had jock in before, big tube up his arse and jet washed his bowels Didn't realise the NHS did pleasure trips.
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Post by axegas on Jan 12, 2020 16:56:52 GMT
Legendary thread section worthy this.
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 12, 2020 17:07:38 GMT
Almost doe, Just ta get it off th bone and get that gravy done now troops.
Update: Mother has been on th wine an is gettin emotional.
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 12, 2020 17:15:06 GMT
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 12, 2020 17:19:53 GMT
B J Bonus! Guess who gets ta suck th bones dry?
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 12, 2020 17:23:44 GMT
B J Bonus! Guess who gets ta suck th bones dry?
Bolders
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 12, 2020 17:28:24 GMT
Hey troops, my mum says i gotta post th YouTube vid that we followed in case any of you fancy doin it yerself.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 12, 2020 20:50:12 GMT
Hey troops, my mum says i gotta post th YouTube vid that we followed in case any of you fancy doin it yerself.
We dont.
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