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Post by slam on Mar 31, 2020 10:00:01 GMT
Two Aliens landed on Earth in 2021
One alien says: I wonder what wiped out all of these earthlings
Alien 2 replies: I've no idea - but they had the cleanest arseholes I have ever seen
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Post by Big Jock on Mar 31, 2020 16:48:40 GMT
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Post by Big Jock on Mar 31, 2020 16:54:33 GMT
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Post by Marshy on Mar 31, 2020 17:56:50 GMT
A man after my own heart Jock, not a bit of veg in sight! 👍
Looks fab though, enjoy.
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Post by allgasandgaiters on Mar 31, 2020 19:43:04 GMT
A man after my own heart Jock, not a bit of veg in sight! 👍 Looks fab though, enjoy. I think you've missed the parsley on the tatties Marshy - look a bit more closely! |
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Post by Big Jock on Mar 31, 2020 21:15:19 GMT
Yass, second carry out arrives, Fair play sis....
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 1, 2020 5:20:28 GMT
Well, i'm back with more culinary gems . . . . .
Another tasty treat from Big Jocks Cock book |
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 1, 2020 5:22:16 GMT
Yass, second carry out arrives, Fair play sis....
Yeeeeeees Jock , now we dance |
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Post by baggins on Apr 1, 2020 6:05:00 GMT
A man after my own heart Jock, not a bit of veg in sight! 👍 Looks fab though, enjoy. Potato. |
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 1, 2020 6:15:54 GMT
A man after my own heart Jock, not a bit of veg in sight! 👍 Looks fab though, enjoy. Potato. That’s a relief, I thought they were testicals. |
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Post by Marshy on Apr 1, 2020 7:38:09 GMT
That’s a relief, I thought they were testicals. Don’t talk bollocks. |
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 1, 2020 7:50:14 GMT
That’s a relief, I thought they were testicals. Don’t talk bollocks. But but....this is Gaschat, it’s what we do. |
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Post by Marshy on Apr 1, 2020 7:51:28 GMT
But but....this is Gaschat, it’s what we do. Indeed. |
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Post by philbemmygas on Apr 1, 2020 7:55:03 GMT
But but....this is Gaschat, it’s what we do. Indeed. But it must be reasoned; factual & accurate
Or just pure made up sh*t  |
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Post by Marshy on Apr 1, 2020 7:56:23 GMT
But it must be reasoned; factual & accurate
Or just pure made up sh*t Good luck with the first one. |
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Post by philbemmygas on Apr 1, 2020 7:59:56 GMT
But it must be reasoned; factual & accurate
Or just pure made up sh*t Good luck with the first one. Line one is covered by line two  |
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 1, 2020 9:11:43 GMT
But it must be reasoned; factual & accurate
Or just pure made up sh*t Good luck with the first one. I’m happy to literally sift through a tonne of sh1t to find those gems. |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 1, 2020 9:12:39 GMT
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Post by baggins on Apr 1, 2020 10:58:57 GMT
Is that something of yours stuck in the food at the bottom? |
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Post by Marshy on Apr 1, 2020 11:41:09 GMT
Is that something of yours stuck in the food at the bottom? The cherry has fallen out of his babycham. |
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