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Post by Big Jock on Apr 1, 2020 14:20:59 GMT
Fucckin cat just asked if i want th radio left on while he pops out - Pri!ck!
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Post by inee on Apr 1, 2020 15:46:59 GMT
Is that something of yours stuck in the food at the bottom? Looks like the last scream of his missing neighbours |
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Post by inee on Apr 1, 2020 15:49:09 GMT
breakfast was a bombay bad boy 3 bits buttered bread washed down with 3 or 4 cups of coffee
tea will be sag aloo supper will be cumberland sausage and raw onion sandwich
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Post by gregsy on Apr 1, 2020 15:52:37 GMT
breakfast was a bombay bad boy 3 bits buttered bread washed down with 3 or 4 cups of coffee tea will be sag aloo supper will be cumberland sausage and raw onion sandwich I think I must be pregnant, because that sounds decent  |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 1, 2020 16:25:24 GMT
breakfast was a bombay bad boy 3 bits buttered bread washed down with 3 or 4 cups of coffee tea will be sag aloo supper will be cumberland sausage and raw onion sandwich  |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 1, 2020 17:54:02 GMT
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Post by clockendgas on Apr 1, 2020 18:12:12 GMT
Christ jock, that looks like the cats spewed up on the carpet.
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Post by gregsy on Apr 1, 2020 18:13:41 GMT
Don't you just hate it when the maggots hatch on yer cheese....
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Post by slam on Apr 1, 2020 18:21:14 GMT
I'm colour blind and your dinner looks just like one of those tests that I did when they diagnosed my affliction - I am sure that I can see a number 9 in there somewhere.
or is that Jonson Clarke-Harris lying face down
or it could be Ed Upson upside down
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 1, 2020 18:21:38 GMT
Christ jock, that looks like the cats spewed up on the carpet. Oi, Thats th first one i posted i made maself!!! Burrito with freshly made chilli con carni, spicy rice an cheese n mayo ya cheeky crayon. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 1, 2020 19:28:42 GMT
Jock have you ever eaten anything green?
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Post by matealotblue on Apr 1, 2020 19:43:49 GMT
Jock have you ever eaten anything green? Blimey...oral sex with a Martian? Strange times indeed....... |
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 1, 2020 20:27:36 GMT
Christ jock, that looks like the cats spewed up on the carpet. Oi, Thats th first one i posted i made maself!!! Burrito with freshly made chilli con carni, spicy rice an cheese n mayo ya cheeky crayon. That will keep you going |
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Post by inee on Apr 1, 2020 20:41:10 GMT
Christ jock, that looks like the cats spewed up on the carpet. Oi, Thats th first one i posted i made maself!!! Burrito with freshly made chilli con carni, spicy rice an cheese n mayo ya cheeky crayon. Ewww anyone who melts cheese is neither normal or human |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 1, 2020 21:04:00 GMT
Ordered ma wee neice a Peppa Pig DVD a few days ago, shes over th moon an watchin it on repeat play. Sis got me a 6 pack o Coors ta to thank me, Happy families...
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 1, 2020 21:16:38 GMT
So, ta celebrate we've put a can in each room an we're goin on a pub crawl.
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Post by Marshy on Apr 2, 2020 6:48:04 GMT
So, ta celebrate we've put a can in each room an we're goin on a pub crawl. Lol that’s a great shout! We live in a 3 story town house, so I reckon if I put a can in every room and drink the last one in the top floor bedroom should be well hammered by then and just fall into bed! 👍 |
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Post by philbemmygas on Apr 2, 2020 7:14:57 GMT
I had a virtual pub sesh on WhatsApp with a couple of mates last night; chance to chat sh*t and consume a drop of ale
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2020 7:35:27 GMT
I had a virtual pub sesh on WhatsApp with a couple of mates last night; chance to chat sh*t and consume a drop of ale And you still didn’t buy a round, tight B@s*#td! |
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Post by Marshy on Apr 2, 2020 7:44:54 GMT
I had a virtual pub sesh on WhatsApp with a couple of mates last night; chance to chat sh*t and consume a drop of ale And you still didn’t buy a round, tight B@s*#td! Phil was drinking Horlicks, when it came to his round he was asleep. |
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