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Post by Big Jock on Apr 5, 2020 16:46:44 GMT
Food waste bin was full so I took it to th bit of spare ground across road from me an dumped it there before legging it back, felt like a master criminal, had th Mission Impossible tune in ma head, sitting back in th house noo with an empty waste bin feeling quite chuffed with myself.
Now i know how Olympic medalists feel.  |
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Post by clockendgas on Apr 5, 2020 16:51:52 GMT
Food waste bin was full so I took it to th bit of spare ground across road from me an dumped it there before legging it back, felt like a master criminal, had th Mission Impossible tune in ma head, sitting back in th house noo with an empty waste bin feeling quite chuffed with myself.
Now i know how Olympic medalists feel. Well bugger me, i wondered who that was running down the street in their underpants carrying a green bin, didnt think anyone wore white y fronts anymore. |
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Post by inee on Apr 5, 2020 18:00:08 GMT
heres one fer ee big jock,
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 6, 2020 13:31:47 GMT
DAY 14
Mornin troops . Down ta th bare bones now
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Post by Marshy on Apr 6, 2020 14:17:34 GMT
DAY 14
Mornin troops . Down ta th bare bones now
I’m in the same boat Jock, I’m down to my last 3 and a half cases of Stella. |
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 7, 2020 0:46:12 GMT
DAY 14
Mornin troops . Down ta th bare bones now
I’m in the same boat Jock, I’m down to my last 3 and a half cases of Stella. Might be time to start drinking your own p1ss |
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Apr 7, 2020 7:14:15 GMT
I’m in the same boat Jock, I’m down to my last 3 and a half cases of Stella. Might be time to start drinking your own p1ss *pish |
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Post by slam on Apr 7, 2020 7:35:29 GMT
Breakfast of the Gods!!!
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2020 8:51:08 GMT
DAY 14 15
Mornin troops....
Jes checked up on th 87 year old woman next door ta see if she needed anything from th shop. She said she did. So i gave her a list of th things i wanted, fuccking stupid th both of us going.
Social distancing - Doing my bit.  |
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Post by gregsy on Apr 7, 2020 10:25:05 GMT
Cream of asparagus soup with hula hoop croutons.... Magic....  >  |
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Post by Marshy on Apr 7, 2020 11:09:09 GMT
DAY 14
Mornin troops....
Jes checked up on th 87 year old woman next door ta see if she needed anything from th shop. She said she did. So i gave her a list of th things i wanted, fuccking stupid th both of us going.
Social distancing - Doing my bit. Morning Jock, I believe today is day 15? 😁 |
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Post by Marshy on Apr 7, 2020 11:16:55 GMT
I’m in the same boat Jock, I’m down to my last 3 and a half cases of Stella. Might be time to start drinking your own p1ss Okay, I’ll have half a Gandhi please. |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2020 11:20:50 GMT
Fucck this man just open th boozers an lets all go out with a bang .
Death by boredom is worse.  |
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Post by slam on Apr 7, 2020 11:48:37 GMT
Fucck this man just open th boozers an lets all go out with a bang .
Death by boredom is worse. Big Jock, Now that Boris Johnson and half of the Government are now struck down by the virus, I am voting you in as Principal Understudy to run the country. I'm really looking forward to seeing you on the 5 pm Telecast. You won't even need to change the initials on the lectern ....... BJ - Boriss Johnson or Big Jock. Come to think of it has anyone ever seen BJ and BJ in the same room together!!!!!!!!!!!! The slides of your culinary exploits are going to be much more uplifting than all these depressing graphs of Covid mortality. Could bring new meaning to the term Pie Charts. I think that your exit policy will go down well too. Keep Going BJ - We need you - your country needs you |
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Post by philbemmygas on Apr 7, 2020 12:08:10 GMT
Just had a cheese (mature cheddar) sarnie, with punchy paprika crisps for my lunch - living the fecking dream  |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2020 12:14:21 GMT
Brunch , Heinz beef ravioli on toast wit brown sauce 
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Post by gregsy on Apr 7, 2020 12:52:25 GMT
Brown sauce  But what is the king of the condiments? Mayo, mustard, ketchup? |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2020 12:56:15 GMT
Brown sauce But what is the king of the condiments? Mayo, mustard, ketchup?  |
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Post by gregsy on Apr 7, 2020 13:07:29 GMT
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Post by gregsy on Apr 7, 2020 15:43:06 GMT
Right.... I'm in charge of tonights boredom therapy with the quiz (to be honest I need to do something constructive)....
It's gonna be like jocks anagram quiz, but the subject is food....
Should have it good to go at 6pm....
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