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Post by aghast on Aug 10, 2021 21:12:19 GMT
Match time dinner 👍  Yeeeeeees Jock, 2 billion people can’t be wrong. I bet you 2 billion pounds no Chinese person has ever eaten that plateful. |
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Post by gregsy on Aug 11, 2021 5:50:08 GMT
Yeeeeeees Jock, 2 billion people can’t be wrong. I bet you 2 billion pounds no Chinese person has ever eaten that plateful. A friend of mine was traveling through China, he works as a butcher in England. He said he got some meat on the bone, and it was no bone structure he'd ever come across before.... Said it was nice though.... |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 11, 2021 17:22:49 GMT
Righto, if yous all finished ripping th pish outta my Tokyo Mega Dish …. went in th Post Office on way home an saw this, an thought Houston likes th whole Doctors/Nurses thing, but does any of yous know why there’s a gun in there? 😂  |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 11, 2021 18:20:45 GMT
B J fact o th day: I have a big sausage.  |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Aug 11, 2021 18:34:10 GMT
B J fact o th day: I have a big sausage. Looks more like a weiner. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Aug 11, 2021 18:36:48 GMT
Righto, if yous all finished ripping th pish outta my Tokyo Mega Dish …. went in th Post Office on way home an saw this, an thought Houston likes th whole Doctors/Nurses thing, but does any of yous know why there’s a gun in there? 😂 2 skittles and plastic ducks too? Maybe "My first Bolders proctocoligist play set" was already taken? |
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Post by aghast on Aug 11, 2021 19:11:40 GMT
B J fact o th day: I have a big sausage. The saveloy is a fast food too far for me, and I'm willing to go a considerable distance before saying no. |
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Post by Gasshole on Aug 11, 2021 20:32:44 GMT
B J fact o th day: I have a big sausage. Yeah nah, I have a peni$ allergy. Just chips for me. |
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Post by gregsy on Aug 12, 2021 9:48:27 GMT
Pimp my soup.... Heinz tomato, with parmesan and parsley.... Kind of the food equivalent of putting alloy wheels on a Vauxhall Corsa....  |
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Post by baggins on Aug 12, 2021 10:39:14 GMT
Pimp my soup.... Heinz tomato, with parmesan and parsley.... Kind of the food equivalent of putting alloy wheels on a Vauxhall Corsa.... Is that a paper plate? |
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Post by gregsy on Aug 12, 2021 10:43:07 GMT
Pimp my soup.... Heinz tomato, with parmesan and parsley.... Kind of the food equivalent of putting alloy wheels on a Vauxhall Corsa.... Is that a paper plate? No, industry standard porcelain..... |
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Post by lastminutewinner on Aug 12, 2021 10:51:39 GMT
Had to laugh at this the other day;
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Post by baggins on Aug 12, 2021 11:07:13 GMT
No, industry standard porcelain..... Which you pinched. |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 12, 2021 13:32:40 GMT
Toast under cheese 👍  |
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Post by clockendgas on Aug 12, 2021 14:28:11 GMT
Had to laugh at this the other day; Worst bloody chips I've ever had were Swindon the day we got soaked,three quid and tasted horrible,thank christ we won the rearranged game,robbing bastards |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 12, 2021 16:07:16 GMT
Oh ffs! This autocorrect on ma phone is a bastard. Just text my wee pal Angela asking if she wanted ta go for a w@nk down by th river!
I meant th canal. 🤦♂️
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Post by gregsy on Aug 12, 2021 16:10:28 GMT
Oh ffs! This autocorrect on ma phone is a bastard. Just text my wee pal Angela asking if she wanted ta go for a w@nk down by th river! I meant th canal. 🤦♂️ My sister once received a text from a friend of ours.... It was supposed to say "do you fancy a pint up the crown".... But it read " do you fancy a shot up the brown".... |
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Post by Marshy on Aug 12, 2021 16:10:35 GMT
Oh ffs! This autocorrect on ma phone is a bastard. Just text my wee pal Angela asking if she wanted ta go for a w@nk down by th river! I meant th anal. 🤦♂️ Sorted that for you Jock 👍. |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 12, 2021 17:24:31 GMT
Mums upset with more sad news troops.. Rest in Peace Una Stubbs . Goodnight Mrs Hudson. 🙁  |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Aug 12, 2021 17:36:39 GMT
Pimp my soup.... Heinz tomato, with parmesan and parsley.... Kind of the food equivalent of putting alloy wheels on a Vauxhall Corsa.... I assume the decent wheels are the soup in that analogy? |
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