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Post by Hugo the Elder on Aug 12, 2021 17:37:47 GMT
Oh ffs! This autocorrect on ma phone is a bastard. Just text my wee pal Angela asking if she wanted ta go for a w@nk down by th river! I meant th canal. 🤦♂️ My sister once received a text from a friend of ours.... It was supposed to say "do you fancy a pint up the crown".... But it read " do you fancy a shot up the brown".... She still said yes though. Good night out that was... |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 12, 2021 21:14:43 GMT
A couple o pears before bed. Hard-Core  |
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Post by gregsy on Aug 12, 2021 21:18:31 GMT
What they used to call babycham jocky.....
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Post by lastminutewinner on Aug 12, 2021 21:43:31 GMT
Pimp my soup.... Heinz tomato, with parmesan and parsley.... Kind of the food equivalent of putting alloy wheels on a Vauxhall Corsa....  I assume the decent wheels are the soup in that analogy? The fact you need confirmation says it all 😂 |
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Post by Gasshole on Aug 12, 2021 23:50:08 GMT
Oh ffs! This autocorrect on ma phone is a bastard. Just text my wee pal Angela asking if she wanted ta go for a w@nk down by th river! I meant th canal. 🤦♂️ If you hear a knock at the door, it’ll be Bolders. |
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Post by Gasshole on Aug 12, 2021 23:52:54 GMT
Pimp my soup.... Heinz tomato, with parmesan and parsley.... Kind of the food equivalent of putting alloy wheels on a Vauxhall Corsa.... Bobby Cambells Souper Blues. |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 13, 2021 13:38:00 GMT
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Post by gregsy on Aug 13, 2021 15:14:41 GMT
Nice....
You gotta try wotsits dipped in soured cream. You ain't lived until you've tried it....
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Post by Squiffy on Aug 13, 2021 15:21:08 GMT
Nice.... You gotta try wotsits dipped in soured cream. You ain't lived until you've tried it.... Are you opening a restaurant? 🤔 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2021 15:23:27 GMT
Nice.... You gotta try wotsits dipped in soured cream. You ain't lived until you've tried it.... Are you opening a restaurant? 🤔 If so we'll avoid. X |
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Post by paddingtongas on Aug 13, 2021 15:36:10 GMT
🙁 Looks like you've buttered the wrong side of the top slice !!! My OCD taking over !! |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 13, 2021 16:48:12 GMT
My bud with Uncle Buck #Family 👍  |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 13, 2021 18:25:27 GMT
💪🏻  |
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Post by gregsy on Aug 13, 2021 19:07:22 GMT
Perfect mate....
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Post by stuart1974 on Aug 13, 2021 19:26:55 GMT
🙁 Looks like you've buttered the wrong side of the top slice !!! My OCD taking over !! Thought it was just me, glad there's another out there. 👍 |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Aug 13, 2021 20:06:14 GMT
🙁 Looks like you've buttered the wrong side of the top slice !!! My OCD taking over !! What have you seen on this thread that makes you think Jock would butter both insides of a sandwich? He almost certainly meant to butter one slice inside and butter the top. Frankly I am disappointed in you for thinking there was any mistake made. |
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Post by gregsy on Aug 14, 2021 5:00:42 GMT
Nice.... You gotta try wotsits dipped in soured cream. You ain't lived until you've tried it.... Are you opening a restaurant? 🤔 Strangely, we were actually going to about 2 years ago I'd looked into premises rental, costing, logistics and all the boring stuff, but the market seemed a bit crowded and I wasn't 100% on it.... Then covid happened and all the multinationals tied up with just eat and dileveroo etc.... Dodged a bullet there.... |
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Post by Squiffy on Aug 14, 2021 8:42:25 GMT
Are you opening a restaurant? 🤔 Strangely, we were actually going to about 2 years ago I'd looked into premises rental, costing, logistics and all the boring stuff, but the market seemed a bit crowded and I wasn't 100% on it.... Then covid happened and all the multinationals tied up with just eat and dileveroo etc.... Dodged a bullet there.... …but the fast food market is crying out for innovation and your idea is worthy of at least a trial. Why not have an exploratory meeting with Tom Gorringe? Wimbledon (tennis) is known for strawberries and cream, the Mem could be known for non-branded cheesy puffs and slightly gone off cream! 😉 |
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 14, 2021 8:44:59 GMT
MATCHDAY!! 😃  |
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Post by gregsy on Aug 14, 2021 10:30:14 GMT
Is this what happens when you can't decide on beans on toast, eggs on toast, and is that a cheese slice I see hiding in there?
Still, good work jocky.
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