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Post by gastower on Apr 10, 2020 10:48:16 GMT
Just speaking to one of my friends whose wife is an A&E nurse at the BRI .Despite the current strain on the NHS someone found time last night to come into A&E having brushed his teeth wiith Deep Heat! and yes you ve guessed it he was wearing a city shirt
Not surprised really
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Post by gasandelectricity on Apr 10, 2020 10:51:07 GMT
How did he manage that? Mistook the red tube for toothpaste? (I hope)
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Apr 10, 2020 10:54:03 GMT
Getting the taste out his mouth with what he had been doing with his sister, no doubt?
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Post by gastower on Apr 10, 2020 10:59:53 GMT
My thoughts as well Possibly thought it was a tube of lubricant Please to report he made a full recovery
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Post by inee on Apr 10, 2020 12:17:27 GMT
My thoughts as well Possibly thought it was a tube of lubricant Please to report he made a full recovery Now that would have been even funnier ,a rectum full of deep heat
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Post by Somersetgas on Apr 10, 2020 12:46:29 GMT
I’m not sure if I should admit my stupidity here but a few weeks back I mistook a bottle of Corsodyl mouthwash for Gaviscon and gulped it down, It was bloody vile, I had to go and drink several pints of beer to get rid of the foul taste. Note to myself, always read the label and don’t presume.
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Post by Marshy on Apr 10, 2020 12:49:47 GMT
I’m not sure if I should admit my stupidity here but a few weeks back I mistook a bottle of Corsodyl mouthwash for Gaviscon and gulped it down, It was bloody vile, I had to go and drink several pints of beer to get rid of the foul taste. Note to myself, always read the label and don’t presume. Blimey, I bet your arsehole was as clean as a whistle the next morning!
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 10, 2020 12:56:17 GMT
A few years back i popped in th chemist an asks him for a supply of extra-strong Viagra. Told him i had three dirtys coming round for th weekend - an knew i was gonna need ta be prepared with significant 'medicinal support'.
Few days later i'm back at th chemist with a battered, raw, blistered penis. "Can I have a large tube o' Deep Heat " i asks.
"Holy Smoke" says the chemist, "you can't put Deep Heat on that!"
"It's not for ma penis ya tw@t - It's for my wrist!. The girls didn't fuckkin turn up!"
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Post by Somersetgas on Apr 10, 2020 12:57:59 GMT
I’m not sure if I should admit my stupidity here but a few weeks back I mistook a bottle of Corsodyl mouthwash for Gaviscon and gulped it down, It was bloody vile, I had to go and drink several pints of beer to get rid of the foul taste. Note to myself, always read the label and don’t presume. Blimey, I bet your arsehole was as clean as a whistle the next morning! I can confirm it does the trick should you be bunged up!
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Post by Marshy on Apr 10, 2020 13:11:47 GMT
Blimey, I bet your arsehole was as clean as a whistle the next morning! I can confirm it does the trick should you be bunged up! Sod that! Stella & Andrews works just fine for me.
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