Post by lordlucan on Oct 14, 2020 17:42:41 GMT
Total waste of time with the muppet in charge of the country. Here is a rundown of todays...
Primeministers Questions:
Starmer "why with Halloween fast approaching are we using tangerines instead of pumpkins?"
Boris (looks around for support) Mr Speaker, at Bingo the other night, the leader of the opposition said he did indeed like tangerines. Today he is against tangerines, why is he saying one thing at Bingo and another today Mr Speaker?"
Starmer "pumpkins have been tried and tested, as the Primeminister well knows, Mr Speaker. Why is he therefore persisting with tangerines which we know aren't a realistic replacement for pumpkins. Can the Primeminister tell us how tangerines will work?"
Boris "The British people love a tangerine, and can I just say, Mr Speaker, we produce marvellous tangerines in this country, the finest tangerines in the world Mr Speaker. They on the other side of the house would have us importing tangerines from Europe"
Starmer "Mr Speaker, the Primeminister can't answer a straight forward question, can he tell us how they will work replacing pumpkins? Also, Mr Speaker, does the Primeminister know that tangerines are imported, we don't have the climate for small orange fruits"
Boris "there he is again Mr Speaker, running down our great country, and let me tell you Mr Speaker, we have an oven ready tangerine just waiting to change British Halloween for many years to come"
Starmer "Mr Speaker, is the Primeminister really this stupid? The leader of our country needs to be at the forefront of Halloween shenanigans and yet here he is denying that pumpkins are better than tangerines for Halloween"
Boris "Mr Speaker, we are on course with an oven ready tangerine plan which he supported last week"
Starmer "Mr Speaker, the Primeminister is a sure fire indication that private education is a waste of money"
Primeministers Questions:
Starmer "why with Halloween fast approaching are we using tangerines instead of pumpkins?"
Boris (looks around for support) Mr Speaker, at Bingo the other night, the leader of the opposition said he did indeed like tangerines. Today he is against tangerines, why is he saying one thing at Bingo and another today Mr Speaker?"
Starmer "pumpkins have been tried and tested, as the Primeminister well knows, Mr Speaker. Why is he therefore persisting with tangerines which we know aren't a realistic replacement for pumpkins. Can the Primeminister tell us how tangerines will work?"
Boris "The British people love a tangerine, and can I just say, Mr Speaker, we produce marvellous tangerines in this country, the finest tangerines in the world Mr Speaker. They on the other side of the house would have us importing tangerines from Europe"
Starmer "Mr Speaker, the Primeminister can't answer a straight forward question, can he tell us how they will work replacing pumpkins? Also, Mr Speaker, does the Primeminister know that tangerines are imported, we don't have the climate for small orange fruits"
Boris "there he is again Mr Speaker, running down our great country, and let me tell you Mr Speaker, we have an oven ready tangerine just waiting to change British Halloween for many years to come"
Starmer "Mr Speaker, is the Primeminister really this stupid? The leader of our country needs to be at the forefront of Halloween shenanigans and yet here he is denying that pumpkins are better than tangerines for Halloween"
Boris "Mr Speaker, we are on course with an oven ready tangerine plan which he supported last week"
Starmer "Mr Speaker, the Primeminister is a sure fire indication that private education is a waste of money"
