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Post by markczgas on Dec 19, 2014 12:18:55 GMT
First one : Bristol Rovers are a professional football Club - Ok then onto the good 'uns !
Why is Santa's sack so full ?
Because he only comes once a year !
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Post by Henbury Gas on Dec 19, 2014 12:22:08 GMT
Whats the difference between a snow man and a snow woman.....
Snow Balls
i'm here all week !
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Post by baggins on Dec 19, 2014 12:25:14 GMT
Whats the difference between a snow man and a snow woman..... Snow Balls i'm here all week ! Thank God the week ends tomorrow.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Dec 19, 2014 12:44:57 GMT
Whats the difference between a snow man and a snow woman..... Snow Balls i'm here all week ! Thank God the week ends tomorrow. Happy xmas Baggy, is dad happy with his computer ??
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Post by baggins on Dec 19, 2014 12:48:07 GMT
Thank God the week ends tomorrow. Happy xmas Baggy, is dad happy with his computer ?? And to you Matey. Yes, very pleased, running like a good 'un (the pc, not my Dad). Reckon if you stand just behind the dugout you're a few feet infront of him, just follow the smell of brandy coffee.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Dec 19, 2014 12:50:00 GMT
Happy xmas Baggy, is dad happy with his computer ?? And to you Matey. Yes, very pleased, running like a good 'un (the pc, not my Dad). Reckon if you stand just behind the dugout you're a few feet infront of him, just follow the smell of brandy coffee. Yep spotted him a few times, must be my CJ Computing baseball hat that puts him off coming for a chat !
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 13:00:07 GMT
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.
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Post by baggins on Dec 19, 2014 13:07:50 GMT
And to you Matey. Yes, very pleased, running like a good 'un (the pc, not my Dad). Reckon if you stand just behind the dugout you're a few feet infront of him, just follow the smell of brandy coffee. Yep spotted him a few times, must be my CJ Computing baseball hat that puts him off coming for a chat ! More worried about you taking his flask away from him.
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Post by baggins on Dec 19, 2014 13:08:22 GMT
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration. No.
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Post by althepirate on Dec 19, 2014 13:17:49 GMT
Heard about the unlucky Turkey?
He got run over on Boxing Day
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Post by alftimebovril on Dec 19, 2014 13:22:15 GMT
I got my Nan a new false leg for Christmas
It's just a stocking filler
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Post by yategas on Dec 19, 2014 13:30:20 GMT
Father Christmas, the tooth fairy and an intelligent blonde are in a lift there is a pound coin on the floor.
The lift breaks down and the lights go out! Who took the pound??
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Post by Newton Abbot Gas on Dec 19, 2014 14:19:58 GMT
Father Christmas, the tooth fairy and an intelligent blonde are in a lift there is a pound coin on the floor. The lift breaks down and the lights go out! Who took the pound?? Intelligent blonde ??
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Post by yategas on Dec 19, 2014 14:22:43 GMT
Father Christmas, the tooth fairy and an intelligent blonde are in a lift there is a pound coin on the floor. The lift breaks down and the lights go out! Who took the pound?? Intelligent blonde ?? Sadly not..
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 15:26:42 GMT
Just checking out Radio Times, Dr Shipman to play Hannibal Lechter in Silence of the Grans.
Right up my street.
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Post by wutangkillerbees on Dec 19, 2014 15:35:47 GMT
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration. ...well that's debatable
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Post by RD on Dec 19, 2014 15:47:06 GMT
What are you all doing? Christmas is snow joke.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 16:03:07 GMT
how many fish can you fit in a pair of tights?
2 soles 2 eels and a wet plaice
f-all to do with Christmas though....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 16:56:58 GMT
Santa says to his reindeer "I am totally f ucked off wearing that ridiculous red outfit and acting like a lady garden every year"
Reindeer Replies "Now you know how Scott Murray felt"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 17:05:53 GMT
I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas.
It's such a joy to watch their faces light up!
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