Post by genghis on Jun 29, 2022 20:14:42 GMT
Was walking home roughly 13 minutes ago from my local kebab shop when 9 caucasian men started on me. At first, i tried to reason with them, explaining that i'm the hardest man in Bristol. This didn't stop them from antagonising me further.
So i dropped my large chicken kebab smothered in chilli sauce on the floor, and knocked the closest male (about 6 ft 9, probably around 12 stone) down to the floor, leaving him in a vegetative state. The next fella was a tad smaller in height, but stockier. I raised my left fist and struck him in his left jaw, sending him to the floor like a sack of sh**. I then knocked 3 more of them out with 2 roundhouse kicks and a karate chop. The next 2 attempted to run however i caught them with relative ease and knocked both out with a mean headbutt. The final two (two blonde haired males, one sporting a black nike hoodie, and the second, wearing a well ironed lacoste polo with a small spaghetti stain on the left side of his torso) suffered two broken noses after i struck them firmly with my right fist, knocking them both unconscious.
I do not want to be like this anymore. I should never have taken martial arts lessons at the age of 5. I am too hard and tough for my own good. I have knocked out too many men over the years and i just want someone to defeat me. Dammit, i am so down and depressed! I hate hurting people! My brother has punched me 15 times already but i just do not feel any pain, infact, i enjoy it. Can anyone give me any advice?
So i dropped my large chicken kebab smothered in chilli sauce on the floor, and knocked the closest male (about 6 ft 9, probably around 12 stone) down to the floor, leaving him in a vegetative state. The next fella was a tad smaller in height, but stockier. I raised my left fist and struck him in his left jaw, sending him to the floor like a sack of sh**. I then knocked 3 more of them out with 2 roundhouse kicks and a karate chop. The next 2 attempted to run however i caught them with relative ease and knocked both out with a mean headbutt. The final two (two blonde haired males, one sporting a black nike hoodie, and the second, wearing a well ironed lacoste polo with a small spaghetti stain on the left side of his torso) suffered two broken noses after i struck them firmly with my right fist, knocking them both unconscious.
I do not want to be like this anymore. I should never have taken martial arts lessons at the age of 5. I am too hard and tough for my own good. I have knocked out too many men over the years and i just want someone to defeat me. Dammit, i am so down and depressed! I hate hurting people! My brother has punched me 15 times already but i just do not feel any pain, infact, i enjoy it. Can anyone give me any advice?
