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Post by supergas on Nov 19, 2024 11:47:28 GMT
Yeah, I didn't want to spread the rumour since I can't find any evidence for it. Still, there it is... I know, although the half dozen or so of us who use this site are wise enough to take it with a pinch of salt at this stage. If the mods feel it's better off of here then feel free to edit. Doesn't matter if it's deleted or not, under TTK a claim like that on social media (doesn't matter if it's true or not) is 18 months... [edit] although since you dissed Farage at the end you'll probably get a thank you letter... |
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Post by stuart1974 on Nov 19, 2024 11:53:03 GMT
I know, although the half dozen or so of us who use this site are wise enough to take it with a pinch of salt at this stage. If the mods feel it's better off of here then feel free to edit. Doesn't matter if it's deleted or not, under TTK a claim like that on social media (doesn't matter if it's true or not) is 18 months... [edit] although since you dissed Farage at the end you'll probably get a thank you letter... Well, I've edited it anyway, if you can do the same. 👍 |
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Post by stuart1974 on Nov 19, 2024 14:32:44 GMT
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Post by seanclevedongas on Nov 19, 2024 15:05:42 GMT
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
Credit Steve
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Post by gashead79 on Nov 19, 2024 15:43:58 GMT
It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes Credit Steve Bout right. Thats how it feels anyway. |
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Post by aghast on Nov 19, 2024 17:20:05 GMT
It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes Credit Steve Too long. Got less and less amusing as it rambled on. |
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Post by aghast on Nov 19, 2024 17:21:40 GMT
The rumour is that the killer's father was a Rwandan warlord escaping justice. The family background into which he grew up would be very relevant to the trial so comes under sub judice. If the Speaker is leaning on Farage for other reasons, that could be different, however given Farage's history already in this case, I have my doubts. Yeah, I didn't want to spread the rumour since I can't find any evidence for it. Still, there it is... How's the Keir Starmer family breakup/gay scandal one going?? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Nov 19, 2024 20:01:37 GMT
It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes Credit Steve Bout right. Thats how it feels anyway. Really? Reads more like a load of old sh**e to me. Most gay and trans people I know just want to crack on with life just like everyone else and are not easily offended social justice warriors the anti woke brigade like to portray them as. |
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Post by gashead79 on Nov 19, 2024 22:44:01 GMT
Bout right. Thats how it feels anyway. Really? Reads more like a load of old sh**e to me. Most gay and trans people I know just want to crack on with life just like everyone else and are not easily offended social justice warriors the anti woke brigade like to portray them as. People get arrested for words these days mate. Some people get offended on behalf of others and complain. We live in a free country(sort of) so it's acceptable for people to be offended by anything they want. The post is obviously a joke but plenty of people will relate to it even if others don't. Things have changed and you have to be more careful to avoid offence. Language and behaviour is evolving which is good and bad. |
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Post by supergas on Nov 20, 2024 7:44:31 GMT
Yeah, I didn't want to spread the rumour since I can't find any evidence for it. Still, there it is... How's the Keir Starmer family breakup/gay scandal one going?? They're living apart and a single man bought him a lot of new clothes. |
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Post by aghast on Nov 20, 2024 9:43:57 GMT
How's the Keir Starmer family breakup/gay scandal one going?? They're living apart and a single man bought him a lot of new clothes. Are they? Where is this reported? |
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Post by supergas on Nov 20, 2024 9:44:50 GMT
...Number Ten has avoided direct questions about a potential breach which possibly suggests they will dump it in her lap to deal with... ...sorry to quote myself, but fair play to Reeves/Labour if they ride this one out. Now we learn she claimed to be an "economist" when joining the board of a charity in 2008. That's a false declaration (she has updated her CV to clarify her actual job) on a legal document. There is now blood in the water and the sharks are circling... |
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Post by supergas on Nov 20, 2024 9:49:05 GMT
They're living apart and a single man bought him a lot of new clothes. Are they? Where is this reported? Slightly flippant on the first part, I read somewhere she lives at their old house when she's working for the NHS and at Number Ten on her days off. But a single man did buy Keir a lot of new clothes.... |
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Post by stuart1974 on Nov 20, 2024 9:56:02 GMT
Are they? Where is this reported? Slightly flippant on the first part, I read somewhere she lives at their old house when she's working for the NHS and at Number Ten on her days off. But a single man did buy Keir a lot of new clothes.... Doesn't mean they are having sex, my wife buys me clothes. |
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Post by supergas on Nov 20, 2024 10:11:03 GMT
Slightly flippant on the first part, I read somewhere she lives at their old house when she's working for the NHS and at Number Ten on her days off. But a single man did buy Keir a lot of new clothes.... Doesn't mean they are having sex, my wife buys me clothes. ...and I have no idea how stylish you look. Lord Alli did a good job for Starmer and the second part of my comment was also a joke. The affair rumours have not gone away but there is no new information over them - potentially as mainstream media doesn't want to burn too many bridges too early in to their new term... |
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Post by francegas on Nov 20, 2024 15:25:05 GMT
...Number Ten has avoided direct questions about a potential breach which possibly suggests they will dump it in her lap to deal with... ...sorry to quote myself, but fair play to Reeves/Labour if they ride this one out. Now we learn she claimed to be an "economist" when joining the board of a charity in 2008. That's a false declaration (she has updated her CV to clarify her actual job) on a legal document. There is now blood in the water and the sharks are circling... Come on Supergas you should know that lying to Parliament, lying to the country, lying on you CV that's a non story because it's Labour. But..... Having a cup of tea and slice of cake is sufficient to bring down a Prime Minister. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Nov 20, 2024 17:20:06 GMT
...sorry to quote myself, but fair play to Reeves/Labour if they ride this one out. Now we learn she claimed to be an "economist" when joining the board of a charity in 2008. That's a false declaration (she has updated her CV to clarify her actual job) on a legal document. There is now blood in the water and the sharks are circling... Come on Supergas you should know that lying to Parliament, lying to the country, lying on you CV that's a non story because it's Labour. But..... Having a cup of tea and slice of cake is sufficient to bring down a Prime Minister. I dont know how/why she hasn't been sacked. |
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Post by supergas on Nov 21, 2024 7:46:55 GMT
...sorry to quote myself, but fair play to Reeves/Labour if they ride this one out. Now we learn she claimed to be an "economist" when joining the board of a charity in 2008. That's a false declaration (she has updated her CV to clarify her actual job) on a legal document. There is now blood in the water and the sharks are circling... Come on Supergas you should know that lying to Parliament, lying to the country, lying on you CV that's a non story because it's Labour. But..... Having a cup of tea and slice of cake is sufficient to bring down a Prime Minister. Don't know if you caught this but Graham Stuart asked a great question at (Deputy) PMQs yesterday: "...The whole House recognises the authenticity of the right hon. Lady’s back story [Rayner] - her pride in being a carer, and indeed in her recent elevation [to Deputy PM]. In contrast, the chief constable of Northamptonshire was sacked in June for misrepresenting his CV, and just last month a nurse, Tanya Nasir, was imprisoned for five years for doing the same. Does the right hon. Lady agree that such serious consequences are right and just in such cases? Such a great non-answer by Rayner as well. The Chancellor looked completely underwhelmed by her show of support! I guess Nick Adderley (the ex-chief constable at Northamptonshire police) is the closest comparable example - a bit made up, a bit exaggerated. Nothing directly related to the job he was applying for (unlike Reeves) but still guilty of gross misconduct... Side note - RIP John Prescott |
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