Scoucism

Scoucism has no place on many other threads on here. So I thought I'd put it all in one place.

I was given a Scouse Advent Calender last year. All the chocolates were gone, and the windows were boarded up.

A man walked into a ladies clothing shop and said "I'd like a pair of tights for my wife please."

"Certainly Sir, what size head is she ?"

Mods please merge, delete or move as you see fit, sorry for any offence.