Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 11:14:33 GMT
OK, I'm not Deidre, but I'm prepared to take over her mantle. If it's advice you need, then please feel free to ask.
Ask away.
|
|
|
|
Post by inee on Oct 30, 2015 12:53:10 GMT
Dear deirdre
I've got a bad dilemer ,you see my stools have recently started to resemble baby elephant but a definate size of red, does this mean im getting that incurable desies and turning noyt into the lelephant man(which could be cool) but rather am i becoming a shithead, help
|
|
|
|
Post by baggins on Oct 30, 2015 14:19:17 GMT
Dear Derdrie, Inee has no grammatical education whatsoever. Do I take the water or let it go?
Single from Frenchay.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 16:01:55 GMT
Dear Inee, no, you are not turning into a sheedhead. This only happens when you see extra digits growing from your hands, and your sister/brother suddenly becomes sexually attractive. The solution to your stool size problem is simple. Just expand your rusty sheriff's badge. What was once a tight painful experience can be made into a pleasurable thing with the aid of a rounders bat and swarfega. Once your rusty badge resembles a yawning donkey it will be fine.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 16:05:18 GMT
Single from Frenchey. Well its pretty obvious why you are single as you continually wind people up the wrong way. Tonight go to your local pub and shout out "the drinks are on me".
You will make some new friends.
|
|
|
|
Post by baggins on Oct 30, 2015 18:56:05 GMT
Single from Frenchey. Well its pretty obvious why you are single as you continually wind people up the wrong way. Tonight go to your local pub and shout out "the drinks are on me". You will make some new friends. Will that stop my bottom from hurting?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 19:14:52 GMT
Single from Frenchey. Well its pretty obvious why you are single as you continually wind people up the wrong way. Tonight go to your local pub and shout out "the drinks are on me". You will make some new friends. Will that stop my bottom from hurting?
Baggins -use lube. |
|
|
|
Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 30, 2015 20:04:32 GMT
Single from Frenchey. Well its pretty obvious why you are single as you continually wind people up the wrong way. Tonight go to your local pub and shout out "the drinks are on me". You will make some new friends. Will that stop my bottom from hurting?
Depending on the friends you make, it may actually contribute to your bottom hurting. |
|
