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Post by Hugo the Elder on Dec 7, 2015 8:55:06 GMT
Their. Belonging to them. Their new ground is sh**.
There. Indicates a place, as in "they're all inbreds over there".
They're. Abbreviated form of they are. They're sh** and they know they are.
Our. Belonging to us. Unlike them, we do not shag our family.
Are. Plural form of present tense. It is. We are proud to be gas.
Our. Belonging to us. It's our grotto.
Argh. Exclamation of pain.
Arrr. What pirates say.
Is it so difficult?
And why does it annoy me so much?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 9:18:02 GMT
Whoa, steady Hugo. It looks like it may be a long week for you. Now sit down and have a cuppa.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Dec 7, 2015 10:04:24 GMT
I'm rough with a cold and sore chest.
It just makes me laugh when people take the water out of the Teds and then can't even spell it right!
Makes us look silly.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 11:00:16 GMT
I'm rough with a cold and sore chest. It just makes me laugh when people take the p**s out of the Teds and then can't even spell it right! Makes us look silly. Sometimes in life we have to face the truth, and that truth says that we also have some fans who are unemuducated. This is where you and your fellow Mods have to dam the breach for the rest of us and jump in to correct these slight errors that may creep into various posts from time to time. The responsibility of being a Mod can at times be a heavy cross to bare, to bear, to carry. You say you are rough, well that is just the result of being brought up in a caravan. Maybe a Lemsip will help your cold and chest improve as the day progresses. |
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Post by baggins on Dec 7, 2015 11:22:12 GMT
Their. Belonging to them. Their new ground is sh**. There. Indicates a place, as in "they're all inbreds over there". They're. Abbreviated form of they are. They're sh** and they know they are. Our. Belonging to us. Unlike them, we do not shag our family. Are. Plural form of present tense. It is. We are proud to be gas. Our. Belonging to us. It's our grotto. Argh. Exclamation of pain. Arrr. What pirates say. Is it so difficult? And why does it annoy me so much? Arse. |
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Post by baggins on Dec 7, 2015 11:53:54 GMT
I'm rough with a cold and sore chest. It just makes me laugh when people take the p**s out of the Teds and then can't even spell it right! Makes us look silly. Drink your way through it you big Girl. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 11:56:10 GMT
I'm rough with a cold and sore chest. It just makes me laugh when people take the p**s out of the Teds and then can't even spell it right! Makes us look silly. Drink your way through it you big Girl. Blimey Bags, did you have a bad weekend? |
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Post by baggins on Dec 7, 2015 11:59:45 GMT
Drink your way through it you big Girl. Blimey Bags, did you have a bad weekend? Nope, quite a good one as it happens, didn't end up in A&E, didn't end up in someone's front garden or wheelie bin. Result. And the sh1t lost. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 12:06:51 GMT
Blimey Bags, did you have a bad weekend? Nope, quite a good one as it happens, didn't end up in A&E, didn't end up in someone's front garden or wheelie bin. Result. And the sh1t lost. So you were out and about with your ladder doing your 'Peeping Tom' stuff again. See anything interesting? |
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Post by baggins on Dec 7, 2015 12:08:15 GMT
Nope, quite a good one as it happens, didn't end up in A&E, didn't end up in someone's front garden or wheelie bin. Result. And the sh1t lost. So you were out and about with your ladder doing your 'Peeping Tom' stuff again. See anything interesting? Only some gypsy running off with my ladder. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 12:10:51 GMT
I'm rough with a cold and sore chest. It just makes me laugh when people take the p**s out of the Teds and then can't even spell it right! Makes us look silly. Drink your way through it you big Girl. I suspect I now know the reason you lost that job working the phones at Alcoholics Anonymous. |
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Post by baggins on Dec 7, 2015 12:13:40 GMT
Drink your way through it you big Girl. I suspect I now know the reason you lost that job working the phones at Alcoholics Anonymous. I lost that ages ago. They call it Lemming Sunday. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 12:16:11 GMT
Their. Belonging to them. Their new ground is sh**. There. Indicates a place, as in "they're all inbreds over there". They're. Abbreviated form of they are. They're sh** and they know they are. Our. Belonging to us. Unlike them, we do not shag our family. Are. Plural form of present tense. It is. We are proud to be gas. Our. Belonging to us. It's our grotto. Argh. Exclamation of pain. Arrr. What pirates say. Is it so difficult? And why does it annoy me so much? Irony at it's finest...  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 12:17:25 GMT
I suspect I now know the reason you lost that job working the phones at Alcoholics Anonymous. I lost that ages ago. They call it Lemming Sunday. Reminds me of my Grandad. Fifteen years of his life he gave to the Fire Service, and the bastards kicked him out for being a Pyromaniac. |
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Post by baggins on Dec 7, 2015 12:21:58 GMT
I lost that ages ago. They call it Lemming Sunday. Reminds me of my Grandad. Fifteen years of his life he gave to the Fire Service, and the bastards kicked him out for being a Pyromaniac. Why make work for yourself? Got your Christmas Bratwurst? |
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Post by aghast on Dec 7, 2015 12:36:47 GMT
Their. Belonging to them. Their new ground is sh**. There. Indicates a place, as in "they're all inbreds over there". They're. Abbreviated form of they are. They're sh** and they know they are. Our. Belonging to us. Unlike them, we do not shag our family. Are. Plural form of present tense. It is. We are proud to be gas. Our. Belonging to us. It's our grotto. Argh. Exclamation of pain. Arrr. What pirates say. Is it so difficult? And why does it annoy me so much? Irony at it's finest... "its" |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 12:44:10 GMT
Reminds me of my Grandad. Fifteen years of his life he gave to the Fire Service, and the bastards kicked him out for being a Pyromaniac. Why make work for yourself? Got your Christmas Bratwurst? Fer Christs's sake, now you've gone and upset me. Now, in Germany they tend to celebrate Xmas on Xmas Eve. They have their Xmas dinner on the evening of Xmas Eve, then they dish out the pressies. It's a pain in the arse because the little kiddies get their pressies, then it's bed time, which as you can imagine means tears. Anyway, I digress. In my family, the Xmas dinner on Xmas Eve consists of Boiled Potatoes, Red Pickled Cabbage, and a variety of thin and thick sausages, and that's it. Apparently, the now deceased Father-In-Law came from somewhere called Silicia (?), which has always been part German or part Polish, and this is the traditional meal of that area. It really is disgusting. Why oh why we still have to eat it when the ole duffer is pushing up the daisies is beyond me. Every year when I sit down to this I want to cry, I really do. Every time, I want to just walk out of the house, go to the airport, and get a plane back to Blighty. |
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Post by baggins on Dec 7, 2015 12:53:19 GMT
Why make work for yourself? Got your Christmas Bratwurst? Fer Christs's sake, now you've gone and upset me. Now, in Germany they tend to celebrate Xmas on Xmas Eve. They have their Xmas dinner on the evening of Xmas Eve, then they dish out the pressies. It's a pain in the arse because the little kiddies get their pressies, then it's bed time, which as you can imagine means tears. Anyway, I digress. In my family, the Xmas dinner on Xmas Eve consists of Boiled Potatoes, Red Pickled Cabbage, and a variety of thin and thick sausages, and that's it. Apparently, the now deceased Father-In-Law came from somewhere called Silicia (?), which has always been part German or part Polish, and this is the traditional meal of that area. It really is disgusting. Why oh why we still have to eat it when the ole duffer is pushing up the daisies is beyond me. Every year when I sit down to this I want to cry, I really do. Every time, I want to just walk out of the house, go to the airport, and get a plane back to Blighty. So cold wet disgusting sausage for you then? Compared to my full roast of at least 3 meats, with all the trimmings. Enjoy. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Dec 7, 2015 12:56:22 GMT
Irony at it's finest... "its" Where? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 13:02:29 GMT
Fer Christs's sake, now you've gone and upset me. Now, in Germany they tend to celebrate Xmas on Xmas Eve. They have their Xmas dinner on the evening of Xmas Eve, then they dish out the pressies. It's a pain in the arse because the little kiddies get their pressies, then it's bed time, which as you can imagine means tears. Anyway, I digress. In my family, the Xmas dinner on Xmas Eve consists of Boiled Potatoes, Red Pickled Cabbage, and a variety of thin and thick sausages, and that's it. Apparently, the now deceased Father-In-Law came from somewhere called Silicia (?), which has always been part German or part Polish, and this is the traditional meal of that area. It really is disgusting. Why oh why we still have to eat it when the ole duffer is pushing up the daisies is beyond me. Every year when I sit down to this I want to cry, I really do. Every time, I want to just walk out of the house, go to the airport, and get a plane back to Blighty. So cold wet disgusting sausage for you then? Compared to my full roast of at least 3 meats, with all the trimmings. Enjoy. No, it's hot wet disgusting sausage. Thank you for your empathy. |
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