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Post by baggins on Feb 4, 2016 13:41:02 GMT
And yet you poo anywhere. And you married a German, who, let's be honest, invented and enjoy scat porn. Frenchay doesn't seem so slum now does it. What is scat porn? Take a few steps back, then ask the Wife. After dinner. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 13:42:14 GMT
Take a few steps back, then ask the Wife. After dinner. I don't think she even knows what porn is. |
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Post by baggins on Feb 4, 2016 13:46:33 GMT
Take a few steps back, then ask the Wife. After dinner. I don't think she even knows what porn is. Hence the man cave. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 14:22:50 GMT
I don't think she even knows what porn is. Hence the man cave. Every man should have one. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 4, 2016 15:37:15 GMT
Every man should have one. What, a wife that can't cook and a porn collection? |
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Post by inee on Feb 4, 2016 20:04:11 GMT
As a quick dump takes at least 1/2 hour then reading is a way to pass the time ,nothing better than a dump ,reading a book ,smoking a ciggy and having a coffee.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 8:48:15 GMT
As a quick dump takes at least 1/2 hour then reading is a way to pass the time ,nothing better than a dump ,reading a book ,smoking a ciggy and having a coffee. Pah, I bet you just knock one out while looking at "Pig Breeders Monthly" armed with just a bog roll and a Japanese Grin ! |
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Post by baggins on Feb 5, 2016 11:31:24 GMT
As a quick dump takes at least 1/2 hour then reading is a way to pass the time ,nothing better than a dump ,reading a book ,smoking a ciggy and having a coffee. No wiping? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 11:42:19 GMT
As a quick dump takes at least 1/2 hour then reading is a way to pass the time ,nothing better than a dump ,reading a book ,smoking a ciggy and having a coffee. No wiping? You wipe? I thought you had a man to do that sort of thing? |
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Post by baggins on Feb 5, 2016 11:52:04 GMT
You wipe? I thought you had a man to do that sort of thing? Depends if I'm in the toilet or just using the sink. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 11:57:51 GMT
You wipe? I thought you had a man to do that sort of thing? Depends if I'm in the toilet or just using the sink. Quite. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 11:58:50 GMT
You wipe? I thought you had a man to do that sort of thing? Depends if I'm in the toilet or just using the sink. and why do you get in the toilet? Don't you have a shower or a bath? |
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Post by baggins on Feb 5, 2016 12:03:57 GMT
Depends if I'm in the toilet or just using the sink. and why do you get in the toilet? Don't you have a shower or a bath? Just for the feet. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 13:03:46 GMT
Thought as much.
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Post by baggins on Feb 5, 2016 13:25:54 GMT
Oooh, it's Friday, time to scrape the clit and bang it. Then poo in your man cave and watch porn. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 13:32:04 GMT
Oooh, it's Friday, time to scrape the clit and bang it. Then poo in your man cave and watch porn. Nope. It's called a 'Happy Friday'. First Friday in every month is an evening at my dive club/shop. Get to meet up with some old diving friends, and it's also free beer and food. It would be impolite to turn that down! The only poo in my Man Cave is from the Fish in the aquarium. No banging I'm afraid...........It's not my Birthday ! You on the park bench again tonight with your Meths drinking buddies? |
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Post by baggins on Feb 5, 2016 13:39:56 GMT
Oooh, it's Friday, time to scrape the clit and bang it. Then poo in your man cave and watch porn. Nope. It's called a 'Happy Friday'. First Friday in every month is an evening at my dive club/shop. Get to meet up with some old diving friends, and it's also free beer and food. It would be impolite to turn that down! The only poo in my Man Cave is from the Fish in the aquarium. No banging I'm afraid...........It's not my Birthday ! You on the park bench again tonight with your Meths drinking buddies? Diving, man cave, pooing. Hero. Tonight I shall be finishing off some sort of salad. Yea, I said salad. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 13:49:43 GMT
Nope. It's called a 'Happy Friday'. First Friday in every month is an evening at my dive club/shop. Get to meet up with some old diving friends, and it's also free beer and food. It would be impolite to turn that down! The only poo in my Man Cave is from the Fish in the aquarium. No banging I'm afraid...........It's not my Birthday ! You on the park bench again tonight with your Meths drinking buddies? Diving, man cave, pooing. Hero. Tonight I shall be finishing off some sort of salad. Yea, I said salad. Yes, I am. Salad eh? What ever rocks your boat and all that. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 13:58:13 GMT
Nope. It's called a 'Happy Friday'. First Friday in every month is an evening at my dive club/shop. Get to meet up with some old diving friends, and it's also free beer and food. It would be impolite to turn that down! The only poo in my Man Cave is from the Fish in the aquarium. No banging I'm afraid...........It's not my Birthday ! You on the park bench again tonight with your Meths drinking buddies? Diving, man cave, pooing. Hero. Tonight I shall be finishing off some sort of salad. Yea, I said salad. As you seem to be well versed in porn, can I assume that tonight you'll be 'tossing the salad'? |
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Post by baggins on Feb 5, 2016 14:11:35 GMT
Diving, man cave, pooing. Hero. Tonight I shall be finishing off some sort of salad. Yea, I said salad. As you seem to be well versed in porn, can I assume that tonight you'll be 'tossing the salad'? Brought my own special vinegrette. |
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