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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 12:50:53 GMT
What are your feelings about having magazines in the bog? In my house, we have four bogs, and they are all littered with women's magazines, that have been folded back on the latest article. She Who Casts No Shadow reads them while she is doing her business. I personally find this disgusting. Why on earth anyone would want to sit on the throne and read a magazine is beyond me.
Are you an heathen that reads while you have a crap, or are you civilized?
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Post by baggins on Feb 3, 2016 12:55:31 GMT
What are your feelings about having magazines in the bog? In my house, we have four bogs, and they are all littered with women's magazines, that have been folded back on the latest article. She Who Casts No Shadow reads them while she is doing her business. I personally find this disgusting. Why on earth anyone would want to sit on the throne and read a magazine is beyond me. Are you an heathen that reads while you have a crap, or are you civilized? Depends what number I'm in there for. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 3, 2016 13:07:41 GMT
I'm having a poo right now.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 13:11:04 GMT
What are your feelings about having magazines in the bog? In my house, we have four bogs, and they are all littered with women's magazines, that have been folded back on the latest article. She Who Casts No Shadow reads them while she is doing her business. I personally find this disgusting. Why on earth anyone would want to sit on the throne and read a magazine is beyond me. Are you an heathen that reads while you have a crap, or are you civilized? Depends what number I'm in there for. As a bloke, you cannot read while having a No.1 can you? Surely, like me as I'm a bloke, you need both hands to hold your todger! AND, as a bloke, you stand up for a No.1, unless you are a new-age metrosexual who sits down as ordered to by your missus ! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 13:11:53 GMT
I'm having a poo right now. and they let him breed..................... |
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Post by baggins on Feb 3, 2016 13:47:57 GMT
Depends what number I'm in there for. As a bloke, you cannot read while having a No.1 can you? Surely, like me as I'm a bloke, you need both hands to hold your todger! AND, as a bloke, you stand up for a No.1, unless you are a new-age metrosexual who sits down as ordered to by your missus ! Well, number 1 is an in, spray the rim, out. Number 2, well, that needs some time and consideration. You don't want to force that, you could easily blow an eyeball, so reading material is a must. |
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Post by baggins on Feb 3, 2016 13:48:36 GMT
I'm having a poo right now. Well that's a lovely story. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 13:51:11 GMT
As a bloke, you cannot read while having a No.1 can you? Surely, like me as I'm a bloke, you need both hands to hold your todger! AND, as a bloke, you stand up for a No.1, unless you are a new-age metrosexual who sits down as ordered to by your missus ! Well, number 1 is an in, spray the rim, out. Number 2, well, that needs some time and consideration. You don't want to force that, you could easily blow an eyeball, so reading material is a must. I would have thought that after your 'lurve' experience' with the Northern bloke in Mallorca that it would just plop out? So, you read whilst sat on the throne? |
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Post by baggins on Feb 3, 2016 13:57:35 GMT
Well, number 1 is an in, spray the rim, out. Number 2, well, that needs some time and consideration. You don't want to force that, you could easily blow an eyeball, so reading material is a must. I would have thought that after your 'lurve' experience' with the Northern bloke in Mallorca that it would just plop out? So, you read whilst sat on the throne? I do have a bit of a read whilst squatting. Viz mainly. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 14:22:52 GMT
I would have thought that after your 'lurve' experience' with the Northern bloke in Mallorca that it would just plop out? So, you read whilst sat on the throne? I do have a bit of a read whilst squatting. Viz mainly. Personally, I prefer to sit in a comfy chair to read, and not to breath in my own (or someone elses) atomized sh1t. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 3, 2016 14:38:17 GMT
I do have a bit of a read whilst squatting. Viz mainly. Personally, I prefer to sit in a comfy chair to read, and not to breath in my own (or someone elses) atomized sh1t. Your loss. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 15:20:27 GMT
I'm worried about Baldersgas joining this thread. I can hear his questions now:
"What is reading?"
"What is a magazine?"
"What is a bog?".
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Post by stuart1974 on Feb 3, 2016 20:00:52 GMT
It's the only place my wife refuses to talk to me in so I tend to stay as long as I can get away with.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 12:47:00 GMT
It's the only place my wife refuses to talk to me in so I tend to stay as long as I can get away with. Get yourself a shed ! |
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Post by baggins on Feb 4, 2016 12:57:47 GMT
It's the only place my wife refuses to talk to me in so I tend to stay as long as I can get away with. Get yourself a shed ! You poo in your shed? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 13:03:43 GMT
I don't have a shed. Then again, I don't need to stay in the bog for a bit of peace and quiet as I have my Man Cave. |
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Post by baggins on Feb 4, 2016 13:10:02 GMT
I don't have a shed. Then again, I don't need to stay in the bog for a bit of peace and quiet as I have my Man Cave. You poo in your man cave? What is wrong with you? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 13:22:56 GMT
I don't have a shed. Then again, I don't need to stay in the bog for a bit of peace and quiet as I have my Man Cave. You poo in your man cave? What is wrong with you? Stupid boy. I was brought up, not dragged up in the Frenchay slums. |
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Post by baggins on Feb 4, 2016 13:33:19 GMT
You poo in your man cave? What is wrong with you? Stupid boy. I was brought up, not dragged up in the Frenchay slums. And yet you poo anywhere. And you married a German, who, let's be honest, invented and enjoy scat porn. Frenchay doesn't seem so slum now does it. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 13:40:06 GMT
Stupid boy. I was brought up, not dragged up in the Frenchay slums. And yet you poo anywhere. And you married a German, who, let's be honest, invented and enjoy scat porn. Frenchay doesn't seem so slum now does it. What is scat porn? |
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