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Post by lpgas on Feb 16, 2016 22:23:08 GMT
My missus has gone on holiday with her mate, and I should be feeling over the moon, but I don't in fact I don't feel well. I think it is all the stress about the UWE; the play offs, Rovers debts, my debts . What can I do but live in hope?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 22:27:44 GMT
You have mental issues. See a shrink.
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Post by midlandgas213 on Feb 16, 2016 22:46:27 GMT
Look on the bright side you are not a ted
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 22:52:21 GMT
Move from WSM, it's always depressing there.
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Post by Dirt Dogg on Feb 16, 2016 23:07:20 GMT
Have a few beers, get some strippers round, blow a few lines and you'll be feeling like Pablo f*cking Escobar my friend!
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Post by Gasshole on Feb 16, 2016 23:24:08 GMT
Have a few beers, get some strippers round, blow a few lines and you'll be feeling like Pablo f*cking Escobar my friend! Isn't he dead?
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Post by Dirt Dogg on Feb 16, 2016 23:26:29 GMT
Have a few beers, get some strippers round, blow a few lines and you'll be feeling like Pablo f*cking Escobar my friend! Isn't he dead? Yeah but lets not talk about that
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 23:28:27 GMT
Listen... do you want me to come round??
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Post by Gasshole on Feb 16, 2016 23:39:49 GMT
My missus has gone on holiday with her mate, and I should be feeling over the moon, but I don't in fact I don't feel well. I think it is all the stress about the UWE; the play offs, Rovers debts, my debts . What can I do but live in hope? I saw this doco a while back. When you flush the toilet microscopic particles of excrement are jettisoned into the air. When you smell something it means you are injesting some of that airbourne matter. Is that your tooth brush next to the sink collecting all that crap 24 hours a day. I am not surprised you are feeling unwell, you have been rubbing sh1t into your teeth twice a day forever. My toothbrush is in the bed side drawer, i feel fine.
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Post by supergas on Feb 17, 2016 1:26:34 GMT
My missus has gone on holiday with her mate, and I should be feeling over the moon, but I don't in fact I don't feel well. I think it is all the stress about the UWE; the play offs, Rovers debts, my debts . What can I do but live in hope? Have you considered winning the lottery? You could solve Rovers and (I assume) your debts, build the UWE, finance a team to get automatic promotion next season and pay to keep your missus abroad forever. I'll give you a clue, its 4, 9, 21, 23, 30 and 32...
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Post by Henbury Gas on Feb 17, 2016 6:30:33 GMT
Have a word with GasheadGaz, he will sort your problems out
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Post by oldgas on Feb 17, 2016 9:53:23 GMT
What you need to do is sell a couple of those mint condition SX200's you've got stored in your garage. oK, you won't be able to sort Rovers debts, but £10 or £12 k should go a long way to sorting you out.
Anyway, don't worry about The Gas's problems; there's a consortium of Jordanian Oil Prince Barons galloping to the rescue on their camels. They'll be here any month now, just as soon as the camels have cleared quarantine.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Feb 17, 2016 9:56:40 GMT
What you need to do is sell a couple of those mint condition SX200's you've got stored in your garage. oK, you won't be able to sort Rovers debts, but £10 or £12 k should go a long way to sorting you out. Anyway, don't worry about The Gas's problems; there's a consortium of Jordanian Oil Prince Barons galloping to the rescue on their camels. They'll be here any month now, just as soon as the camels have cleared quarantine. Best car i ever owned !
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Post by Strange Gas on Feb 17, 2016 10:16:58 GMT
Have a few beers, get some strippers round, blow a few lines and you'll be feeling like Pablo f*cking Escobar my friend! Isn't he dead? Went with a bang mind
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Post by oldgas on Feb 17, 2016 11:14:37 GMT
Just a thoght. If you're so skint how come your missus can afford to go abroad on holiday with her mates?
Shouldn't she be shackled to the kitchen sink or something?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 11:22:53 GMT
Have a word with GasheadGaz, he will sort your problems out Bully!!!
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Post by Henbury Gas on Feb 17, 2016 11:51:44 GMT
Have a word with GasheadGaz, he will sort your problems out Bully!!! Lol... Big Bully please
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Post by inee on Feb 17, 2016 12:30:36 GMT
My missus has gone on holiday with her mate, and I should be feeling over the moon, but I don't in fact I don't feel well. I think it is all the stress about the UWE; the play offs, Rovers debts, my debts . What can I do but live in hope? I saw this doco a while back. When you flush the toilet microscopic particles of excrement are jettisoned into the air. When you smell something it means you are injesting some of that airbourne matter. Is that your tooth brush next to the sink collecting all that crap 24 hours a day. I am not surprised you are feeling unwell, you have been rubbing sh1t into your teeth twice a day forever. My toothbrush is in the bed side drawer, i feel fine. I saw that one it was on duck quacks dont echo, was cool to see just how far it traveled a few hours after flushing, i tried it out with the kids toothbrushes but it isnt that bad as their teeth are still whiteish
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Post by inee on Feb 17, 2016 12:35:28 GMT
My missus has gone on holiday with her mate, and I should be feeling over the moon, but I don't in fact I don't feel well. I think it is all the stress about the UWE; the play offs, Rovers debts, my debts . What can I do but live in hope? If you are genuinely feeling like that either get yourself to the docs or ring the samaritans, as no matter how hard you are sh** like that can turn to depression(yup i thought it could never happen to me as well) , at the end of the day money and debts don't matter a toss. If your debts are that bad look at an iva or something of that ilk, yeah your credit line will dry up but you wont get into any more debt, don't borrow to try and cover debts as it will f**k you up later on. There are people and organisations that can help you with stuff like that
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Post by inee on Feb 17, 2016 12:38:52 GMT
Just a thoght. If you're so skint how come your missus can afford to go abroad on holiday with her mates? Shouldn't she be shackled to the kitchen sink or something? Old gas this is 2015 you know, and in the interests of her human rights she cant be shackled like in the old days, she must now have enough slack to reack a tea towel the cupboards,the cooker and most importantly the kettle, but it must not be long enough to reach the kitchen door except for 10 mins on a sunday when she's entitled to stand in the hallway for a few minutes to collect the washing
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