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Post by baggins on Mar 29, 2016 10:41:50 GMT
So I've got to visit Henburygas' shop tomorrow, safe to go on my own?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 10:52:10 GMT
So I've got to visit Henburygas' shop tomorrow, safe to go on my own? If he asks to take your inside leg measurement, just be polite and remind him that he runs a computer shop. The old rascal will try every trick in the book. PS - I was going to say be polite but firm.................but that would just encourage the scallywag. |
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Post by baggins on Mar 29, 2016 10:55:38 GMT
So I've got to visit Henburygas' shop tomorrow, safe to go on my own? If he asks to take your inside leg measurement, just be polite and remind him that he runs a computer shop. The old rascal will try every trick in the book. PS - I was going to say be polite but firm.................but that would just encourage the scallywag. I have braved it before, on my own, wanted me to follow him out the back to 'look at some stock'. I didn't. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 11:00:26 GMT
If he asks to take your inside leg measurement, just be polite and remind him that he runs a computer shop. The old rascal will try every trick in the book. PS - I was going to say be polite but firm.................but that would just encourage the scallywag. I have braved it before, on my own, wanted me to follow him out the back to 'look at some stock'. I didn't. Good boy. He may also try the old 'come and look at my pet snake' routine. |
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Post by baggins on Mar 29, 2016 11:09:32 GMT
I have braved it before, on my own, wanted me to follow him out the back to 'look at some stock'. I didn't. Good boy. He may also try the old 'come and look at my pet snake' routine. It was a cat last time. Maybe the snake ate the cat? All I want is my laptop cleared of viruses. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 11:18:07 GMT
Good boy. He may also try the old 'come and look at my pet snake' routine. It was a cat last time. Maybe the snake ate the cat? All I want is my laptop cleared of viruses. What you been looking at to get all these viruses? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 11:20:33 GMT
Good boy. He may also try the old 'come and look at my pet snake' routine. It was a cat last time. Maybe the snake ate the cat? All I want is my laptop cleared of viruses. You been watching too much porn again? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 29, 2016 11:43:51 GMT
It was a cat last time. Maybe the snake ate the cat? All I want is my laptop cleared of viruses. You been watching too much porn again? Too much? Is there such a thing?? |
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Post by baggins on Mar 29, 2016 11:43:53 GMT
It was a cat last time. Maybe the snake ate the cat? All I want is my laptop cleared of viruses. What you been looking at to get all these viruses? Funnily enough, GasChat. |
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Post by baggins on Mar 29, 2016 11:44:20 GMT
You been watching too much porn again? Too much? Is there such a thing?? Nope. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 12:14:58 GMT
What you been looking at to get all these viruses? Funnily enough, GasChat. Porn on Gaschat? I don't think so! |
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Post by baggins on Mar 29, 2016 12:16:40 GMT
Porn on Gaschat? I don't think so! You not found that section yet? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 12:24:57 GMT
Porn on Gaschat? I don't think so! You not found that section yet? There are some dark corners of the internet that even I avoid. When I saw the thread you started entitled, "Midget Porn", I decided that it was one of those dark corners. |
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Post by Russgas on Mar 29, 2016 19:18:48 GMT
So I've got to visit Henburygas' shop tomorrow, safe to go on my own? If he asks to take your inside leg measurement, just be polite and remind him that he runs a computer shop. The old rascal will try every trick in the book. Are you talking from experience Nobby ? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 5:54:52 GMT
If he asks to take your inside leg measurement, just be polite and remind him that he runs a computer shop. The old rascal will try every trick in the book. Are you talking from experience Nobby ? Taps side of nose with finger........... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 5:58:50 GMT
Bags - When you describe your computer problem, Henbury will put on an act, loudly suck in a lungful of air, and announce that you need a Digital PCI Inside Out Converting Diapham, which costs 500 quid......but he has a method where you can get it for free.
Good luck today baggins. Remember, it's only gay if you push back, otherwise it's either just for fun, or you're paying a bill. Be brave.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 9:22:05 GMT
#jesuisbaggins
#prayforbaggins
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 9:50:20 GMT
<abbr>Henburygas just got the phone out for a few private pics of Baggins...  </abbr> |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 10:07:13 GMT
Pass me the eye bleach please.
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Post by baggins on Mar 30, 2016 10:08:44 GMT
<abbr>Henburygas just got the phone out for a few private pics of Baggins... </abbr> Handsome little fella. |
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