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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2016 7:36:16 GMT
Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch?
Let me explain. Yesterday, I was going home from work, and rather than just get the train from A to B, I sometimes get off and walk for a bit before getting back on the train at a later station. I like to stretch my legs after being sat on my arse all day at work, and I also find it interesting just to walk amongst people.
So, there I was was, walking through one of the most modern cities in Europe (Frankfurt) when I heard a familiar sound. It was the sound of Bagpipes. Now, there is not much I like about Jockistan, but I do love the sound of the Pipes. So I ventured over to where the sound was coming from only to find that the Bagpipes were being played by a Dwarf. It was a stop, stare and leave your mouth wide open. Right there, outside the brand spanking new multi-billion European Central Bank building, was a Dwarf playing the Bagpipes.
Quite remarkable.
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Post by baggins on May 3, 2016 10:18:01 GMT
Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch? Let me explain. Yesterday, I was going home from work, and rather than just get the train from A to B, I sometimes get off and walk for a bit before getting back on the train at a later station. I like to stretch my legs after being sat on my arse all day at work, and I also find it interesting just to walk amongst people. So, there I was was, walking through one of the most modern cities in Europe (Frankfurt) when I heard a familiar sound. It was the sound of Bagpipes. Now, there is not much I like about Jockistan, but I do love the sound of the Pipes. So I ventured over to where the sound was coming from only to find that the Bagpipes were being played by a Dwarf. It was a stop, stare and leave your mouth wide open. Right there, outside the brand spanking new multi-billion European Central Bank building, was a Dwarf playing the Bagpipes. Quite remarkable. Sounds like you went pickpocketing and then hit the weed to me. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2016 10:34:10 GMT
Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch? Let me explain. Yesterday, I was going home from work, and rather than just get the train from A to B, I sometimes get off and walk for a bit before getting back on the train at a later station. I like to stretch my legs after being sat on my arse all day at work, and I also find it interesting just to walk amongst people. So, there I was was, walking through one of the most modern cities in Europe (Frankfurt) when I heard a familiar sound. It was the sound of Bagpipes. Now, there is not much I like about Jockistan, but I do love the sound of the Pipes. So I ventured over to where the sound was coming from only to find that the Bagpipes were being played by a Dwarf. It was a stop, stare and leave your mouth wide open. Right there, outside the brand spanking new multi-billion European Central Bank building, was a Dwarf playing the Bagpipes. Quite remarkable. 'Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch?' Ohhhh yesssss, when a lovely girl walks past me with a nice short dress, and nice long legs. I stop, watch & watch some more till I cant see her anymore!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2016 10:51:32 GMT
Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch? Let me explain. Yesterday, I was going home from work, and rather than just get the train from A to B, I sometimes get off and walk for a bit before getting back on the train at a later station. I like to stretch my legs after being sat on my arse all day at work, and I also find it interesting just to walk amongst people. So, there I was was, walking through one of the most modern cities in Europe (Frankfurt) when I heard a familiar sound. It was the sound of Bagpipes. Now, there is not much I like about Jockistan, but I do love the sound of the Pipes. So I ventured over to where the sound was coming from only to find that the Bagpipes were being played by a Dwarf. It was a stop, stare and leave your mouth wide open. Right there, outside the brand spanking new multi-billion European Central Bank building, was a Dwarf playing the Bagpipes. Quite remarkable. 'Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch?' Ohhhh yesssss, when a lovely girl walks past me with a nice short dress, and nice long legs. I stop, watch & watch some more till I cant see her anymore!!!! Got to agree with that to a certain extent, but if I stopped and watched every single good looking girl who went past I'd never get home ! Be fair, a Dwarf playing the Bagpipes is pretty spectacular. |
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Post by baggins on May 3, 2016 10:57:44 GMT
Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch? Let me explain. Yesterday, I was going home from work, and rather than just get the train from A to B, I sometimes get off and walk for a bit before getting back on the train at a later station. I like to stretch my legs after being sat on my arse all day at work, and I also find it interesting just to walk amongst people. So, there I was was, walking through one of the most modern cities in Europe (Frankfurt) when I heard a familiar sound. It was the sound of Bagpipes. Now, there is not much I like about Jockistan, but I do love the sound of the Pipes. So I ventured over to where the sound was coming from only to find that the Bagpipes were being played by a Dwarf. It was a stop, stare and leave your mouth wide open. Right there, outside the brand spanking new multi-billion European Central Bank building, was a Dwarf playing the Bagpipes. Quite remarkable. 'Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch?' Ohhhh yesssss, when a lovely girl walks past me with a nice short dress, and nice long legs. I stop, watch & watch some more till I cant see her anymore!!!! Or you get slapped by the Wife. |
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Post by baggins on May 3, 2016 10:58:27 GMT
'Have you ever come across something in the street that makes you just stop and watch?' Ohhhh yesssss, when a lovely girl walks past me with a nice short dress, and nice long legs. I stop, watch & watch some more till I cant see her anymore!!!! Got to agree with that to a certain extent, but if I stopped and watched every single good looking girl who went past I'd never get home ! Be fair, a Dwarf playing the Bagpipes is pretty spectacular. Was it a female dwarf? Can she cook? |
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Post by stuart1974 on May 3, 2016 11:08:45 GMT
Are you sure it was a dwarf and not just far away?
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2016 11:14:56 GMT
It was a Dwarf, and it looked male, although nowadays I hesitate to say that as I may get castigated by the LBGT 'community', and I'm too old to be castigated.
I did throw a Euro into his pot, but I couldn't bring myself to take a photo, which I should have done.
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Post by baggins on May 3, 2016 11:16:05 GMT
It was a Dwarf, and it looked male, although nowadays I hesitate to say that as I may get castigated by the LBGT 'community', and I'm too old to be castigated. I did throw a Euro into his pot, but I couldn't bring myself to take a photo, which I should have done. Did you pat it on the head a few times as you left? |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2016 11:19:19 GMT
It was a Dwarf, and it looked male, although nowadays I hesitate to say that as I may get castigated by the LBGT 'community', and I'm too old to be castigated. I did throw a Euro into his pot, but I couldn't bring myself to take a photo, which I should have done. Did you pat it on the head a few times as you left? It...IT? That is very disrespectful Mr Baggins, especially coming from someone who has probably the largest Dwarf Porn collection...(J.Clarkson voice).....in the world. |
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Post by baggins on May 3, 2016 11:21:14 GMT
Did you pat it on the head a few times as you left? It...IT? That is very disrespectful Mr Baggins, especially coming from someone who has probably the largest Dwarf Porn collection...(J.Clarkson voice).....in the world. Well you weren't sure what it was and you were there, putting a Euro in it's 'pot'. My porn collection will be known shortly. |
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Post by pirateman on May 3, 2016 16:47:09 GMT
Did you pat it on the head a few times as you left? It...IT? That is very disrespectful Mr Baggins, especially coming from someone who has probably the largest Dwarf Porn collection...(J.Clarkson voice).....in the world. Surely Baggins has hobbit porn |
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Post by dazza on May 4, 2016 12:38:33 GMT
I stopped in the street the other day when Matty Taylor walked by with a chiwauwa !!
(how do you spell that? -Small dog)
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 12:41:42 GMT
It...IT? That is very disrespectful Mr Baggins, especially coming from someone who has probably the largest Dwarf Porn collection...(J.Clarkson voice).....in the world. Surely Baggins has hobbit porn Sadly no. He doesn't have any Hobbit porn as it just reminds him of what he's missing. |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 12:43:07 GMT
I stopped in the street the other day when Matty Taylor walked by with a chiwauwa !! (how do you spell that? -Small dog) Nope. Plenty of people walk by with small dogs. |
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Post by wiaww on May 5, 2016 12:00:29 GMT
I stopped in the street the other day when Matty Taylor walked by with a chiwauwa !! (how do you spell that? -Small dog) Well, it wasn't going to be a wiener was it! |
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Post by baggins on May 5, 2016 12:07:13 GMT
I stopped in the street the other day when Matty Taylor walked by with a chiwauwa !! (how do you spell that? -Small dog) Well, it wasn't going to be a wiener was it! As long as it wasn't called 'cup'. |
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Post by beaver132 on May 31, 2016 18:54:19 GMT
The streets of Crawley often make me stop and stare. I shall share with you
1. Two girls talking snippet of conversation "and I haven't even been tested for that before"
2. Child being pushed in buggy, pointed at each person he passed and shouting "F##k you!" "F##k you!"
3. Being given the middle finger and the look by an 18 month year old, who then chuckled and tottered back to his mum and dad.
Lovely place.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 21:01:47 GMT
The streets of Crawley often make me stop and stare. I shall share with you 1. Two girls talking snippet of conversation "and I haven't even been tested for that before" 2. Child being pushed in buggy, pointed at each person he passed and shouting "F##k you!" "F##k you!" 3. Being given the middle finger and the look by an 18 month year old, who then chuckled and tottered back to his mum and dad. Lovely place. Were they your kids?  |
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Post by beaver132 on May 31, 2016 21:34:02 GMT
The streets of Crawley often make me stop and stare. I shall share with you 1. Two girls talking snippet of conversation "and I haven't even been tested for that before" 2. Child being pushed in buggy, pointed at each person he passed and shouting "F##k you!" "F##k you!" 3. Being given the middle finger and the look by an 18 month year old, who then chuckled and tottered back to his mum and dad. Lovely place. Were they your kids? I'd like to think if mine, they would be sharper of wit. |
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