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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2016 12:31:29 GMT
"The mysterious death of a British man at Malaga airport took a bizarre turn today after it emerged he was found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in an open tuna can." I know there are some minds on here that work in, shall we say, an alternative way, but can anyone come up with an explanation for this? link |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 24, 2016 17:22:24 GMT
"The mysterious death of a British man at Malaga airport took a bizarre turn today after it emerged he was found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in an open tuna can." I know there are some minds on here that work in, shall we say, an alternative way, but can anyone come up with an explanation for this? linkI assume he was on holiday in Malaga. |
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Post by inee on Oct 24, 2016 18:01:46 GMT
was going to say he'd been (h)ambushed but the ham was on the wrong side.
bur perhaps he took pig hunting on a night out to a new level, maybe it was a simple case of saying to his mate yer sniff me nuts i pulled a right old prossie
could he have posibly been out with bagins fer the night
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 24, 2016 20:21:23 GMT
Maybe he'd been to Parma?
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Post by William Wilson on Oct 25, 2016 14:26:48 GMT
"The mysterious death of a British man at Malaga airport took a bizarre turn today after it emerged he was found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in an open tuna can." I know there are some minds on here that work in, shall we say, an alternative way, but can anyone come up with an explanation for this? link. We need more information, before we can start making sense of this one. Was it John West tuna? My immediate thought was, he`s probably a Lib Dem MP. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 25, 2016 14:44:08 GMT
Was it dolphin friendly tuna?
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Post by William Wilson on Oct 25, 2016 14:58:52 GMT
Was it dolphin friendly tuna? Was he friendly with dolphins? How friendly? And the ham on the buttocks. Was he just covering his arse? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Oct 25, 2016 16:06:22 GMT
The obvious question we are of course all avoiding is, has anyone seen baggins lately? |
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Post by stuart1974 on Oct 25, 2016 18:58:12 GMT
Dolphin friendly? Depends on whether this was an accident or if he did this on porpoise.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2016 19:50:12 GMT
The obvious question we are of course all avoiding is, has anyone seen baggins lately? Hmmmm, baggins may well have been visiting Pater's estate. |
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Post by pirateman on Oct 25, 2016 21:19:34 GMT
Obviously a terrorist - member of hamass
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2016 7:13:13 GMT
Apparently, he was also wearing a sh**ty shirt, but the press omitted this detail as it was considered to be too embarrassing for his family. See, I said there were some 'alternative minds' on this forum, and you haven't proved me wrong. Well done fellas  |
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Post by William Wilson on Oct 26, 2016 16:34:57 GMT
Apparently, he was also wearing a sh**ty shirt, but the press omitted this detail as it was considered to be too embarrassing for his family. See, I said there were some 'alternative minds' on this forum, and you haven't proved me wrong. Well done fellas Alternative to minds, might be more appropriate. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2016 18:33:48 GMT
Apparently, he was also wearing a sh**ty shirt, but the press omitted this detail as it was considered to be too embarrassing for his family. See, I said there were some 'alternative minds' on this forum, and you haven't proved me wrong. Well done fellas Alternative to minds, might be more appropriate. I fear you are correct William. |
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Post by inee on Oct 26, 2016 20:56:29 GMT
Apparently, he was also wearing a sh**ty shirt, but the press omitted this detail as it was considered to be too embarrassing for his family. See, I said there were some 'alternative minds' on this forum, and you haven't proved me wrong. Well done fellas Alternative to minds, might be more appropriate. fooked up badger sniffers also springs to mind |
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Post by inee on Oct 26, 2016 21:26:18 GMT
Apparently, he was also wearing a sh**ty shirt, but the press omitted this detail as it was considered to be too embarrassing for his family. See, I said there were some 'alternative minds' on this forum, and you haven't proved me wrong. Well done fellas I think the press were more embarrassed to use the words bristol sport shirt  . |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 11:33:29 GMT
The latest update suggests the bloke was a British tramp! It is alleged that he was killed by other tramps who were upset that he never shared his food.
The British economy must be doing very well if our tramps can afford to go to Spain for the summer !
Now, we have Majorca and tramps. Sounds to me as though baggins will know something about this.
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