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Post by baggins on Dec 1, 2016 12:34:09 GMT
I can touch my nose with my tongue. That'll do it. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2016 13:41:22 GMT
I'm in trouble now, no thanks to you lot and your crap advice.
She Who Casts No Shadow rang me in work. She said, "On your way home, can you get some Bleach and some Washing Powder"
My reply of, "Can't you wait until you open your Birthday presents" was not the correct reply......apparently.
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Post by William Wilson on Dec 2, 2016 8:02:30 GMT
I'm in trouble now, no thanks to you lot and your crap advice. She Who Casts No Shadow rang me in work. She said, "On your way home, can you get some Bleach and some Washing Powder" My reply of, "Can't you wait until you open your Birthday presents" was not the correct reply......apparently. Ffs, buy her an iron, and have done with it. |
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Post by 2nd May 1990 on Dec 2, 2016 23:50:47 GMT
Or renew your wedding vows. I'm sure nothing will make her happier than your continued unhappiness. Or just forget her birthday altogether. In my experience nothing makes a woman happier, than having an excuse to vent her rage on you. It's a good plan but my other half just gives me the silent treatment and it drives me completely insane! |
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Post by pirateman on Dec 10, 2016 22:04:07 GMT
I can touch my nose with my tongue. And you need a present? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2016 18:43:32 GMT
Well, believe it or not, I followed the advice given by Hugo. I got her a Balloon Flight. She appears to be really happy with it. I now owe Hugo a beer.
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