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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2016 14:37:38 GMT
I need help. What on earth do I get her for her Birthday that I haven't already given/done? It's her 50th and I haven't got a clue what to get.
Any ideas?
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Nov 28, 2016 14:50:02 GMT
Hot air balloon ride.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2016 14:53:44 GMT
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Post by inee on Nov 28, 2016 18:05:33 GMT
Get baggins over n giver her a dose ,first time for any gift. Or get her a lion fish  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2016 7:10:32 GMT
Get baggins over n giver her a dose ,first time for any gift. Or get her a lion fish Ha, ha....and tell her to put her hand in the tank and stroke it ! |
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Post by baggins on Nov 29, 2016 11:32:13 GMT
I need help. What on earth do I get her for her Birthday that I haven't already given/done? It's her 50th and I haven't got a clue what to get. Any ideas? Divorce? |
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Post by William Wilson on Nov 29, 2016 12:22:29 GMT
A copy of Mein Kampf, with an amended ending with the Germans winning?
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Nov 29, 2016 12:24:06 GMT
I need help. What on earth do I get her for her Birthday that I haven't already given/done? It's her 50th and I haven't got a clue what to get. Any ideas? Divorce? Or renew your wedding vows. I'm sure nothing will make her happier than your continued unhappiness. |
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Post by William Wilson on Nov 29, 2016 12:49:40 GMT
Or renew your wedding vows. I'm sure nothing will make her happier than your continued unhappiness. Or just forget her birthday altogether. In my experience nothing makes a woman happier, than having an excuse to vent her rage on you. |
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Post by baggins on Nov 29, 2016 12:52:45 GMT
Or renew your wedding vows. I'm sure nothing will make her happier than your continued unhappiness. Or just forget her birthday altogether. In my experience nothing makes a woman happier, than having an excuse to vent her rage on you. Followed with a surprise gift of kitchen knives. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2016 14:06:02 GMT
A copy of Mein Kampf, with an amended ending with the Germans winning? I think it's still banned in Germland! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2016 14:07:10 GMT
Or renew your wedding vows. I'm sure nothing will make her happier than your continued unhappiness. Or just forget her birthday altogether. In my experience nothing makes a woman happier, than having an excuse to vent her rage on you. I've only just had the stitches removed after the last 'Big Bertha Driver' incident. I'm still tender. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2016 14:10:19 GMT
Or just forget her birthday altogether. In my experience nothing makes a woman happier, than having an excuse to vent her rage on you. Followed with a surprise gift of kitchen knives. No, they tend to prefer the mental torture. Last week we had a row. I said, "that's it. I'm packing my bags and leaving you!" She replied, "well, I hope you have a sad life, that ends in a long, slow, painful death!" "Oh, so now you want me to stay!", I said................ |
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Post by William Wilson on Nov 29, 2016 16:49:13 GMT
Over the Gaza Strip, in a balloon emblazoned with the star of David? |
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Post by William Wilson on Nov 30, 2016 7:59:22 GMT
All joking apart, Nobby, you can`t beat jewelry. Ring, bracelet, pendant etc. Something nice, that will last for ever.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2016 9:34:43 GMT
All joking apart, Nobby, you can`t beat jewelry. Ring, bracelet, pendant etc. Something nice, that will last for ever. I've done that before. The problem is that years ago she worked for Bulgari (?), so she already has stuff that I could never match/afford. |
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Post by William Wilson on Nov 30, 2016 17:18:55 GMT
All joking apart, Nobby, you can`t beat jewelry. Ring, bracelet, pendant etc. Something nice, that will last for ever. I've done that before. The problem is that years ago she worked for Bulgari (?), so she already has stuff that I could never match/afford. Tricky one. The joys of marriage. |
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Post by inee on Nov 30, 2016 22:23:08 GMT
A copy of Mein Kampf, with an amended ending with the Germans winning? I think it's still banned in Germland! nah it's been reprinted worldwide, as the 70 year copyright ran out, it's available in germany although annotated |
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Post by baggins on Dec 1, 2016 11:52:47 GMT
All joking apart, Nobby, you can`t beat jewelry. Ring, bracelet, pendant etc. Something nice, that will last for ever. I've done that before. The problem is that years ago she worked for Bulgari (?), so she already has stuff that I could never match/afford. And yet she married you? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2016 12:02:42 GMT
I've done that before. The problem is that years ago she worked for Bulgari (?), so she already has stuff that I could never match/afford. And yet she married you? I can touch my nose with my tongue. |
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