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Post by gasstrictband on Dec 11, 2016 15:08:24 GMT
with are trip to Charlton in London coming up would anybody know some cockney rhyming slang I could use on the locals
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2016 17:56:01 GMT
'I'm in desperate need of a Tom tit, can you point me in the right direction please'.
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Post by Briz Red on Dec 11, 2016 19:25:36 GMT
You won't like it but 'Bristol City's' is the best rhyming slang ever!
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Post by gasstrictband on Dec 11, 2016 20:15:57 GMT
Excuse me I'm looking to buy a cockney dick head (shed ) can you give me an erection ( direction ) please
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Post by William Wilson on Dec 12, 2016 7:57:58 GMT
Oi, mate, your girlfriend`s got a lovely bottle and glass.
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Post by baggins on Dec 12, 2016 11:21:14 GMT
Berk.
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Post by gasstrictband on Dec 12, 2016 17:46:07 GMT
Oi geezer I looking for a cockney sh** pusher (butcher) is there one on the way to the palladium (stadium) no i don't eat my food through a straw you stupid cockney brace and bit (tit)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2016 18:38:39 GMT
FFS, what on earth is this thread all about? What next, a YouTube video of Chas'n Dave singing 'knees up muvvah Brahn' ? I'm sure some dull twunk will now post one!
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Post by gasstrictband on Dec 12, 2016 22:17:07 GMT
Hi fella I'm looking for a thick cockney loon (spoons) is there one on the way to the dilly dalley (Valley) no i don't like hospital food you thick cockney yosser give us a job (tosser)
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Post by gasstrictband on Dec 16, 2016 20:39:53 GMT
Is there anybody alive out there .can fellow gasheads please kick start this thread so we can sit back and enjoy more of my work
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Post by gasstrictband on Dec 31, 2016 10:37:47 GMT
Going up for the Bobby & Jack game where can I get a Engelbert Humperdinck near the Thomas O'Malley
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2017 21:34:55 GMT
Get bent you fabian broghammer
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Post by baggins on Jan 6, 2017 11:50:29 GMT
Get bent you fabian broghammer Something to do with cheese right? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2017 12:03:42 GMT
Get bent you fabian broghammer Something to do with cheese right? I actually work sometimes with someone who has the surname Brogsitter, I kid you not. The child in me always has a little smile when I see her name appear on my phone when she rings. |
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Post by baggins on Jan 6, 2017 12:13:40 GMT
Something to do with cheese right? I actually work sometimes with someone who has the surname Brogsitter, I kid you not. The child in me always has a little smile when I see her name appear on my phone when she rings. Does Brog mean poo in German? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2017 12:25:57 GMT
I actually work sometimes with someone who has the surname Brogsitter, I kid you not. The child in me always has a little smile when I see her name appear on my phone when she rings. Does Brog mean poo in German? No....it just means Brog. |
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Post by baggins on Jan 6, 2017 12:41:37 GMT
Does Brog mean poo in German? No....it just means Brog. Oh. Doesn't make Brogsitter as funny as if it meant poo. |
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Post by gasstrictband on Jan 6, 2017 15:54:05 GMT
Now back in the room to find my thread hijacked by 2 big hitters on gaschat feels like I've been pushed out cast aside had sand kicked in my face and no I am not looking for a cock rammer thank you
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Post by hargravegas on Jan 7, 2017 11:04:06 GMT
It made me smile (this thread) anyway, enjoyed it much more than the match! UTG
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Post by baggins on Jan 8, 2017 12:55:18 GMT
Now back in the room to find my thread hijacked by 2 big hitters on gaschat feels like I've been pushed out cast aside had sand kicked in my face and no I am not looking for a main sail rammer thank you Welcome. |
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