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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2017 18:56:53 GMT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Matt Taylor
* o** you prick
Why is Moss Bross always empty?
Because Taylor's always sell out.
For sale: one soul, recently acquired. Fairly tainted but there is evidence of a blue and white design, which has been crudely painted over with a brown substance. Doesn't store well, appears gone off. Free to collection.
Please post similar banter.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Feb 1, 2017 18:58:20 GMT
How many Matty Taylors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Treacherous Lady Garden!
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Post by gasheadbatesy on Feb 1, 2017 19:03:26 GMT
Hope he's got a relegation release clause.
That would be funny.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2017 19:08:43 GMT
F##k you Taylor and F##k your stupid Chuffing Eddie Munster haircut (Blackbeard BS7) - sorry to repeat but I find it hilarious!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2017 19:21:48 GMT
This prat is at it again.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Feb 1, 2017 19:30:09 GMT
wtf
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Post by abbeygas on Feb 1, 2017 19:47:34 GMT
I got one. City are paying MT 12k a week. Hahaha he ain't worth a hand job the Herman munster looking c nut
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Post by miamigas on Feb 1, 2017 19:54:24 GMT
Who? UTG!
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Post by paulpirate on Feb 1, 2017 19:58:50 GMT
This prat is at it again. hahahahaha Marty |
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Post by 2nd May 1990 on Feb 1, 2017 20:40:55 GMT
Why did the chicken cross the river?
'Cause he knew he'd come out on the other side stinking of sh**.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 1, 2017 20:48:07 GMT
An English man, Irish man and a Welsh man walk into a club.
The English man says, I'm sh** and have been asked to go.
The Irish man says, there are 3 new players all ahead me and I've been asked to go.
The Welsh man says I'm the best of what's left and I've been asked to go.
Wait, that's not actually funny.....
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Post by wiaww on Feb 1, 2017 21:01:03 GMT
This prat is at it again. That is one of the best things I have ever seen. |
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Post by wiaww on Feb 1, 2017 21:10:01 GMT
No jokes but I've got a smashing thread title for when C*ty go down and goalless Matthew is hounded out by the natives... "Stinker Taylor, sellout failure. Rich man's poor man begging to leave." Can't wait  |
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Post by gasforeverman on Feb 1, 2017 21:10:04 GMT
Dear mum and dad i always told you one day id join a circus.. Love frm your little snake X :-)
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Post by cagastrophy on Feb 1, 2017 21:12:04 GMT
This prat is at it again. hahahahaha Marty |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 1, 2017 21:12:57 GMT
How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb.
1. 2. 1. 2....
Not really relevant, but I liked it.
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Post by gasheadbatesy on Feb 1, 2017 21:16:53 GMT
Wasn't him who done 1 a few weeks ago was it?
Along the lines of why the sh** are sh** is cos they haven't got Matty traitor?.
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