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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 9:00:18 GMT
Sh1t day today. Started off working the early shift, so it's a 6am start, which means I will not be able to stay up tonight to listen to the second-half of the game. After work, it's a visit to the Dentist for a clean and to have a Crown stuck back in after it fell off this morning. Never look forward to that. How sick a mind to you have to have to be a Dentist? What kid, growing up, thought to themselves, "I want to spend my day poking around in people's dirty gobs and causing them pain!". The Dentists's pretend to be nice and caring, but secretly they're all like that bloke from the Marathon Man. THEN, I've got to find something to buy She Who Casts No Shadow for Valentine's Day. Her birthday was in December, then there was Xmas, so now I'm right out of ideas. Can't buy her chocolates ("I'm trying to lose weight you know!"). Can't buy her shoes (Her family are Greek and in Greek culture it's a no-no to ever buy anyone shoes). Can't buy her clothes as apparently I have the fashion sense of a legless camel. She has no hobbies. On top of that, my Reverse Osmosis system has gone tit's-up, so I need to buy a new one on the way home. This is important for my aquarium as it produces the water I need on a daily basis. Also this morning the car started to make a loud weird squeaking noise when I turned the wheels. Don't know what that is.
C'mon, cheer me up.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 14, 2017 9:04:58 GMT
Hahahah.
Well, its cheered me up.
Hope that helps.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 14, 2017 9:05:53 GMT
Just put a bow on your osmosis machine.
I'm sure she'd love it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 9:25:14 GMT
Just put a bow on your osmosis machine. I'm sure she'd love it. Oh yeah........I'll get home and carry in a large box, to which she'll say, "Ooo, is that for me?". "no love", I reply, "it's a new RO system for the fish tank, but I've got you this nice bunch of flowers from the garage!". It's not going to end well is it.
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Post by baggins on Feb 14, 2017 11:59:43 GMT
Pack of sausages?
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Post by philbemmygas on Feb 14, 2017 12:05:00 GMT
Nice bottle of Sekt to go with the flowers
Works wonders - ha ha ha
Good luck my friend
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Post by baggins on Feb 14, 2017 12:33:13 GMT
Whatever you get, it'll be wrong.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 16:02:28 GMT
Well, it got worse before it got better. I had a 20% discount voucher for the fish shop, but it was a 'use only once', so I made the most of it and also bought a new NYOS 160 Skimmer. It cost 449 euros so I saved about 90 euro. No point wasting the voucher. Luckily she was out when I got home so I was able to stash the new stuff in my Man Cave. Got her the usual flowers, card and perfume. I received a cake, which is more than I got last year!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 16:03:55 GMT
She actually prefers good ole British sausage than the crap Boxhead stuff.
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