|
Post by William Wilson on May 15, 2017 6:54:46 GMT
|
|
Marshy
Proper Gas
Posts: 14,388
|
Post by Marshy on May 15, 2017 7:43:32 GMT
Oh stop it, that's the wrong hole Bolders!
|
|
|
Post by baggins on May 15, 2017 10:15:25 GMT
|
|
|
Post by William Wilson on May 15, 2017 10:40:06 GMT
"No, Nobby. I won`t pretend to be Angela Merkel."
|
|
|
Post by scoobydoogas on May 15, 2017 11:11:47 GMT
It moves while you're shagging it? That's a step up on a lot of real women. Where can I get one?
|
|
|
Post by baggins on May 15, 2017 11:13:30 GMT
It moves while you're shagging it? That's a step up on a lot of real women. Where can I get one? Don't you just hump legs? On anything? Men, women, furniture?
|
|
|
Post by Hugo the Elder on May 15, 2017 11:17:27 GMT
Jesus wept, why??
|
|
|
Post by baggins on May 15, 2017 11:21:46 GMT
Talking during sex? Much better when they're asleep.
|
|
|
Post by scoobydoogas on May 15, 2017 11:30:31 GMT
|
|
|
Post by baggins on May 15, 2017 11:33:22 GMT
I feel another shower coming on.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 11:38:18 GMT
Thought this was the norm for the Teds
|
|
|
Post by baggins on May 15, 2017 11:49:24 GMT
Thought this was the norm for the Teds Having sex with 64 year old women? Yea, pretty much.
|
|
stuart1974
Proper Gas
Posts: 12,544
Member is Online
|
Post by stuart1974 on May 15, 2017 11:57:37 GMT
Talking during sex? Much better when they're asleep. Isn't it rude talk with a full mouth?
|
|
|
Post by baggins on May 15, 2017 11:59:40 GMT
Talking during sex? Much better when they're asleep. Isn't it rude talk with a full mouth? Best ask Bolders.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 12:06:07 GMT
Thought this was the norm for the Teds Having sex with 64 year old women? Yea, pretty much. I was referring to the dogs Bulldog chewing a wasp springs to mind
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 12:57:38 GMT
Her head, eyelids and lip movements are fairly crude and her conversation is even more limited.
I married the prototype 20 years ago!
|
|
|
Post by Hugo the Elder on May 15, 2017 14:43:49 GMT
Her head, eyelids and lip movements are fairly crude and her conversation is even more limited. I married the prototype 20 years ago! How often have you had to have her professionally cleaned?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 15:10:55 GMT
"No, Nobby. I won`t pretend to be Angela Merkel." ** shudder **
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 19:42:58 GMT
Her head, eyelids and lip movements are fairly crude and her conversation is even more limited. I married the prototype 20 years ago! How often have you had to have her professionally cleaned? You mean you have to empty them? Would explain the 10 stone weight gain mind.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 19:51:45 GMT
For the love of God, why oh why would anyone want a sex doll that bloody talks ! This was obviously designed by a woman.
|
|