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Post by scoobydoogas on May 18, 2017 12:12:00 GMT
Just for fun. I'll start.
Q. What's got 3 wheels and travels along the seabed A. A motorpike and sidecarp
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Post by scoobydoogas on May 18, 2017 12:12:50 GMT
Q. Which fish likes to sing about his holidays
A. Cliff Pilchard
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Post by Marshy on May 18, 2017 12:23:16 GMT
She was only the fishmongers daughter but she laid on the slab and said fillet!
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Post by baggins on May 18, 2017 12:36:57 GMT
When does the season start?
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2017 15:20:27 GMT
Two fish in a tank. One says, "I'll drive, you fire the gun!".
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Post by stuart1974 on May 18, 2017 20:46:32 GMT
Two fish in a tank. One says, "I'll drive, you fire the gun!". That's Brill! |
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Post by stuart1974 on May 18, 2017 20:47:05 GMT
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.
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Post by inee on May 18, 2017 21:28:43 GMT
2 fish swimming along one swims into a wall ,turns to the other and says Dam.
where do fish park their cars
In the multistory carp ark
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Post by inee on May 18, 2017 21:30:02 GMT
Just for fun. I'll start.
Q. What's got 3 wheels and travels along the seabed A. A motorpike and sidecarp
Rivers ,pike n carp bisn't like salt water |
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Post by inee on May 18, 2017 21:30:44 GMT
When does the season start? hopefully just before they apply the batter and fry the fish bags  |
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Post by William Wilson on May 19, 2017 10:43:45 GMT
Who was responsible for murdering half a dozen mermaids?
Jack the kipper.
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Post by baggins on May 19, 2017 11:01:53 GMT
Who was responsible for murdering half a dozen mermaids? Jack the kipper. Oh dear cod. |
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Post by scoobydoogas on May 20, 2017 8:33:35 GMT
Q. How do you get two whales in a car?
A. Across the Severn bridge.
Halibut that one.
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