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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2017 11:28:29 GMT
I have a confession.
Whenever I'm in the US, I just can't help myself when eating somewhere......when the waitress/waiter comes over and says something like, "Hi, my name's Jake, and today we have......", and off they go with the full spiel of what they have to offer......I wait until they've finished, and then say, "Can you repeat that please".
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Post by Gasshole on Jun 9, 2017 5:28:45 GMT
I have a confession. Whenever I'm in the US, I just can't help myself when eating somewhere......when the waitress/waiter comes over and says something like, "Hi, my name's Jake, and today we have......", and off they go with the full spiel of what they have to offer......I wait until they've finished, and then say, "Can you repeat that please". Fck yeah, make them work for their tips. |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Jun 11, 2017 22:35:44 GMT
I had one knock at my door asking if I wanted to be a Jehovahs witness. I told him I didn't know the bloke and I hadn't seen the accident. I got a really weird look.
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Post by inee on Jun 17, 2017 9:17:46 GMT
That's because the adjustable pulsating vagina option isn't working! Oops, should I call you back? Just use her ass, and we`ll refund you 50%. Can`t say fairer than that, squire. and therin lies the problem ,to be fair to nobby the sample you sent has 2 asses and one cavern ,poor sod got confused and screwed it in the ear ,although i did explain to nobs the benefits of using flour glue as when he gets bored with the provided ,he can mould a new hole in the excess skin, crack an egg in it and he gets relief,lube and breakfast using a straw sorted |
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