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Post by inee on Apr 18, 2020 23:43:37 GMT
goldenshower
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Post by inee on Apr 18, 2020 23:40:33 GMT
kin ell bj i thought the wet markets werte shut down ,
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Post by inee on Apr 18, 2020 1:19:58 GMT
I feel the time has come to let the missus loose on my hair, I now have what resembles a small animal on my head and it needs to go! The horse clippers will be coming out later, what could possibly do wrong? 😱. I’m watching Kojak on ITV 4 now, so I will be getting the lollipops out and joining his clan later. At the barbers I normally have a 0.5 on the sides,blended in and a comb cut to the length of a 4/5 on the trimmers with a small fringe to brush to the side. The other day I thought was going to cut it that style myself.I you tubed it, I did the hard part of lining up the line around the sides and back of my head to blend in without anyones help.All was going good until I went to do a 5 grade on top but forgot to put the attachment and took it down to a 0.5....... f**k sake, Now Im completly bald! 😂 flimmi9n heck as you described how you wanted it to look my brain kept repeating dwayne dibbley
I dont use attachments and make sure the blades are set at thier lowest, if you suffer with the shakes never try removing the rest of your hair with a cut throat razor ,it never ends well.
I also have some dog trimmers and tried grooming the dog again never try without attachment to remove long bit as if the bloody dog moves it end up looking like yule brinner
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Post by inee on Apr 18, 2020 1:13:39 GMT
covid 19
sorry i meant 5 spice
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Post by inee on Apr 18, 2020 1:11:09 GMT
I had a tomahawk. All my mates had chpoppers and I had a f**king tomahawk. You lucky bastard, I dreamt of owning a Tomahawk. I was given a Raleigh Commando as apparently it was better value for money and more reliable according to bloody Which magazine. 😡 you lucky sod ,i wa s given 2 flat pieces of wood and told they were pedals, was glued into a set of roller skate with knackered wheels and was made to repeatedly head butt the kerb,when i cried ,dad said thats it threw the skates and makeshift pedals on the fire ,gave me 6 of the best for falling off the pretend bike and locked me in the coal bunker for being a cissy. god i miss the old days
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Post by inee on Apr 17, 2020 20:14:56 GMT
Yup well done ben. Massive thumbs up to the milwall fella for his offer ,just goes to show that not only is our close football family there, so is our extended football family, bought a tear to my eye did that
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Post by inee on Apr 17, 2020 20:04:37 GMT
Well, that was a funny 24 hours. My son had a very high temperature which triggered a seizure. Nothing unusual in that, the seizure wasn't self resolving so had to call an ambulance. Again nothing unusual, if infrequent. Paramedics arrived and took a while to gown up before coming in. Took my son to the Children's hospital where he and his mum stayed on an isolation ward overnight. Allowed to come home the next morning and got the Covid 19 test results which thankfully were negative. 'Just' a normal virus. He is settled now, have to say I was bricking it for a few hours from him leaving home in the ambulance to knowing he had settled on the ward. Without this all going on it would have been a fairly standard routine. Glad the babbers ok stu.
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Post by inee on Apr 17, 2020 19:56:13 GMT
<snip> although my Heart Surgeon was Russian. I have no idea where all the German trained Nurses go! Doc probably had a busy day nobs
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Post by inee on Apr 17, 2020 19:44:15 GMT
Foul
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Post by inee on Apr 17, 2020 19:42:45 GMT
Beef stewy thing, started out as a stew with swede(not turnips big jock) ,carrots parsnip, went a bit heavy with the spuds and somehow ended up using about 2kilo's ,1/2 kilo of onions, then as wends got bum wee and throat carrots, i threw in a bit of paprika, but the shakes got me and ended up with about 1/4 jar, tasted gert lush ,then i thoughtdrive out those b'stard bugs and threw a bit of chilli in yup feckin shakes again, tried it after the beef went in and asked wend what sort of idiot seasoned the stew, lets just say i have found all the taste buds i killed when i was a smoker, had a look at the chilli flakes i put in sposed to be hot, then i remembered some absolute twat had put some ghost chilli flakes in the pack as a laff, still at least by midnight when it's cooked i should have the cleanest inside this side of the morgue
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Post by inee on Apr 17, 2020 19:35:46 GMT
Hmm....so a quiz about shut or renamed pubs in a city I dont know.... I dont think I was in with much of a chance with this one. Lol At least it wasn't about a f**king car park in somerset. Even gregs wouldn't stoop so low as to do a quiz about ashton gate
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Post by inee on Apr 15, 2020 9:47:50 GMT
That one moment has seriously damaged her career and reputation. She handed that really poorly. Agreed. Priti Vacant. remove yourself to the corner for 5 mins, cool link in though
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Post by inee on Apr 15, 2020 9:43:47 GMT
I've come to the conclusion that I need to do some exercise, rather than sitting here like lump of abandoned organic matter.... But how? Well, I've had an idea! Using a sturdy cardboard box, a few bits of old pine, PVA glue and my old BMX I am going to build an exercise bike! I've found a solution to raising the back wheel, haven't yet overcome to problem of stability though.... nip out n borrow a teenager, they will brick up the bike for you but will want the wheel in payment
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Post by inee on Apr 15, 2020 9:40:36 GMT
No probs last post on this topic
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Post by inee on Apr 14, 2020 19:38:40 GMT
I like it! You could shag it too. Wow not as smelly as a goat mind
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Post by inee on Apr 14, 2020 17:13:33 GMT
oh in that case
iron bru ready brek
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Post by inee on Apr 14, 2020 17:11:21 GMT
Don't worry jock.... Tomorrows subject will be Scotland.... glasgow,heroine booze monkey in skirt is that tommorows answer greggs
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Post by inee on Apr 14, 2020 17:10:06 GMT
R.I.P Fella .
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Post by inee on Apr 14, 2020 17:04:51 GMT
Oh yeah mate.... Well done.... kin eck greggs thats worse than this
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Post by inee on Apr 14, 2020 17:02:28 GMT
WTF is Manchester piccadilly Some yellow sh**e you put in sarnies i thunk
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