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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2020 12:37:01 GMT
Don't know about you guys, but I'm going to lay off the Bat Soup until this all blows over.
I get the impression that the governments are not really telling us the truth on this.
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Post by peterparker on Jan 29, 2020 12:40:17 GMT
it's to battle climate change Nobby. If we wipe out a significant amount of the population it will ease the strain on the planet
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Post by Marshy on Jan 29, 2020 12:52:08 GMT
it's to battle climate change Nobby. If we wipe out a significant amount of the population it will ease the strain on the planet Good plan, can we start at Ashton Gate? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2020 12:56:00 GMT
it's to battle climate change Nobby. If we wipe out a significant amount of the population it will ease the strain on the planet You are Richard Attenborough and I claim my five pounds ! |
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Post by stuart1974 on Jan 29, 2020 12:57:11 GMT
it's to battle climate change Nobby. If we wipe out a significant amount of the population it will ease the strain on the planet You are Richard Attenborough and I claim my five pounds ! David? 😋 |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2020 13:02:13 GMT
In the meantime, as various people show how they will stop the spread of the killer virus......
Baggins - "Just pop down to the pub, have a pint, and wait for it all to blow over", he says.
Bolders - "stick a cucumber up yer arse and smear yourself with Ambrosia Creamed Custard. That'll keep the virus away!", he says.
Hugo - He's stood in the corner of his living room with his South Stand blanket draped over him, whispering gently, "go away, go away".
Marshy - Walks around asking young ladies if they "take it up the wrong 'un". He says it will not stop the virus but he's prepared to go down fighting.
Oldie - Blames the outbreak on the British destruction of the Summer Palace 1860. He reckons it's best to sit in a bath of the cheapest wine. Speedos are optional though.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2020 13:02:45 GMT
You are Richard Attenborough and I claim my five pounds ! David? 😋 and him as well  so that's a tenner |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 29, 2020 13:26:37 GMT
In the meantime, as various people show how they will stop the spread of the killer virus...... Baggins - "Just pop down to the pub, have a pint, and wait for it all to blow over", he says. Bolders - "stick a cucumber up yer arse and smear yourself with Ambrosia Creamed Custard. That'll keep the virus away!", he says. Hugo - He's stood in the corner of his living room with his South Stand blanket draped over him, whispering gently, "go away, go away". Marshy - Walks around asking young ladies if they "take it up the wrong 'un". He says it will not stop the virus but he's prepared to go down fighting. Oldie - Blames the outbreak on the British destruction of the Summer Palace 1860. He reckons it's best to sit in a bath of the cheapest wine. Speedos are optional though. Blimey Nobby, spot on! |
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Post by althepirate on Jan 29, 2020 17:30:52 GMT
In the meantime, as various people show how they will stop the spread of the killer virus...... Baggins - "Just pop down to the pub, have a pint, and wait for it all to blow over", he says. Bolders - "stick a cucumber up yer arse and smear yourself with Ambrosia Creamed Custard. That'll keep the virus away!", he says. Hugo - He's stood in the corner of his living room with his South Stand blanket draped over him, whispering gently, "go away, go away". Marshy - Walks around asking young ladies if they "take it up the wrong 'un". He says it will not stop the virus but he's prepared to go down fighting. Oldie - Blames the outbreak on the British destruction of the Summer Palace 1860. He reckons it's best to sit in a bath of the cheapest wine. Speedos are optional though. In Ireland they've been told it comes from China so they are drinking out of paper cups. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2020 19:34:48 GMT
You are Richard Attenborough and I claim my five pounds ! David? 😋 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Whale Sperm anyone? |
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Post by popuppirate on Jan 29, 2020 20:08:29 GMT
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Post by strangler on Feb 5, 2020 19:06:08 GMT
I think "bolders" will be disappointed.
I tried in 2 Tesco's and an aldi to get a cucumber saturday without success .
Dam Brexit.
Oops wrong thread
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2020 19:11:14 GMT
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Whale Sperm anyone? Ah, that explains why you are the only member of your local Gargling Club. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2020 19:34:29 GMT
I think "bolders" will be disappointed. I tried in 2 Tesco's and an aldi to get a cucumber saturday without success . f**king Brexit. Oops wrong thread Don't you start. My French Windows will no longer open, the Continental Quilt has stopped working, and I dread to think what has happened to the wife's Dutch Cap ! I also can't find a Belgian Bun for love nor money in the shops. |
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Post by Russgas on Feb 20, 2020 10:49:05 GMT
Don't know about you guys, but I'm going to lay off the Bat Soup until this all blows over. Maybe you can try some fresh chicken instead Nobby... |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2020 11:11:01 GMT
Don't know about you guys, but I'm going to lay off the Bat Soup until this all blows over. Maybe you can try some fresh chicken instead Nobby... I'd still take her home. She'll have to give her teeth a brush though. |
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Post by Marshy on Feb 21, 2020 10:28:58 GMT
Maybe you can try some fresh chicken instead Nobby... I'd still take her home. She'll have to give her teeth a brush though. Jesus, she’s a classy bird and I don’t mean the chicken. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 8:00:47 GMT
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Mar 2, 2020 9:33:21 GMT
We are dealing with a virus as severe as flu and a pattern of pneumonia but without vaccination or specialised, non-generic treatment. It has the transmission effectiveness of chickenpox (transmission possible during 2 week asymptomatic incubation period) which I believe will prove impossible to control. I would recommend that anyone in at risk groups stocks up on medicines and supplies. Those not in at-risk groups have excellent survival rates but if you do get it, you'll be self-isolating for 14 days so may be worth getting a few bits in.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 10:02:50 GMT
We are dealing with a virus as severe as flu and a pattern of pneumonia but without vaccination or specialised, non-generic treatment. It has the transmission effectiveness of chickenpox (transmission possible during 2 week asymptomatic incubation period) which I believe will prove impossible to control. I would recommend that anyone in at risk groups stocks up on medicines and supplies. Those not in at-risk groups have excellent survival rates but if you do get it, you'll be self-isolating for 14 days so may be worth getting a few bits in. Thank you sir. |
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so that's a tenner 
