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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 15:01:33 GMT
The Missus said to me yesterday " Why don't you go down to the Chemist Shop and get some of them tablets that improve your sex drive?"
I did. I came back with some diet pills for her.
It's quite comfortable sleeping in the car.
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Post by Jon the Stripe on Oct 31, 2014 21:23:05 GMT
. That's the trouble with some women, no sense of humour.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2014 15:13:25 GMT
I rang the Rape Advice Helpline last night. I said, "right, I've got her pinned to the floor, what next?".......They hung up.
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Post by baggins on Nov 10, 2014 12:00:56 GMT
Ah, the Gentleman's Lounge. Where's the filth?
Bags.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2014 12:15:30 GMT
Where's the filth? I don't know as I haven't seen your *wife/mother/sister/granny for weeks ! * - Delete where appropriate.  |
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Post by baggins on Nov 10, 2014 12:30:10 GMT
Where's the filth? I don't know as I haven't seen your *wife/mother/sister/granny for weeks ! * - Delete where appropriate. I'm adjusting their hours at the moment. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 12:56:19 GMT
I recently read one of those motivational messages on Faceache. It said, "Be the person you would want to meet". I thought that sounded good.
I'll tell you though, I got a few queer looks when I went to work on the building site acting and dressed like Kylie.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2014 12:03:56 GMT
Here we go again ! The wife's back on the warpath. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
On the other hand, I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
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Post by mehewmagic on Jan 17, 2015 0:58:28 GMT
Those cupcakes look great Thank you Ras. You can lick out my bowl..........i saved it for whoever said i did a good job  i think your jizz needs watering down a bit |
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